Originally Posted By EdisYoda Actually, it's quite potent and banned on many planets and some solar systems. Something like a mix between a Long Island Ice Tea, Kamikaze, Shirley Temple with a bit of Chivas (correct spelling) Regal thrown in for good measure.
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight I like all of those drinks. It sounds interesting. I don't know what Chivas regal tastes like though.
Originally Posted By smedley I would like a glass of fruit juice please Ed, maybe pineapple? Oh and some nachos and cheese dip ( calorie free of course ;D)
Originally Posted By EdisYoda And, as for how a PGGB is made here is an excerpt from The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy: The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster was invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, a major character in the series. Its original, fictional recipe, is: Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost). Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia). Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink. Sprinkle Zamphour. Add an olive. There is a warning: Douglas Adams stated that there are a number of environmental and weapons treaties and laws of physics which prevent the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster from being mixed on Earth. To make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster using Terran ingredients: Take the liquid contained in a 200 ml (6.75 oz) bottle of EverClear to remind you that your head will be clear forever if you drink too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, and that your brain will clear of anything soon after you start drinking some, if not before. Into it, slowly pour a 750 ml (25 oz) bottle of Bombay Sapphire to remind you of the marvelous beauty of the old Santraginean seas, or an equal amount of Jeremiah Weed in acknowledgement of what has happened to the Santraginean Seas and their lifeforms. Now add 750 ml (25 oz) of Cold Wild Turkey, letting it run into the mixture as we run through life to remind us of all the lifeforms we meet and experience while hitchhiking through the galaxy. Speedily stirring, add 375 ml (12.7 oz) of Herradura Tequila, mixing it in to commemorate the galactic hitchhikers who died of pleasure among the vapors and gasses in the marshes of Fallia. Over the bowl of a silver spoon, let flow 1 litre (34 oz) of rum in memory of the waterfalls and their glorious rainbows encountered on your journeys through the galaxy of life. Next, drop in the worm found in a bottle of Musquil, watching it dissolve into the mixture. If the bottom falls out and the worm survives, drink at your own risk. Finally, sprinkle into the mixture some Gatorade to commemorate the lifeforms which have vanished and are becoming extinct, both sentient and non-sentient, especially those most in need of aid. Disclaimer: Above recipes provided by Wikipedia and Wikibooks EdisYoda assumes no liability for and actions, misactions, or no actions from anyone making, serving or consuming above beverage.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Oh yes, and one more thing: WARNING: Drinking Pan Galctic Gargle Blasters may cause serious damage to the rods and cones in the human eye, thus explaining why consumers of this beverage have often reported it to be green in color when, in fact, it is not.
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight WellEdis, Thats all welland fine , but where on earth will you ever find an.................................. Olive?
Originally Posted By The IRONMAN Well Lady Starlight I amsorry about the churro. And Mr Edis,I did try it and it was good. To tell you the truth Im not really sure how it tasted after that highball glass of Wild Turkey but it went down pretty easy. If I might can I get me another Wild Turkey?Would you let me hold the bottle and have a shot glass please? If not, just pour me a shot to start with and I'll take care of my tab at the end of the week.What about this show I read about earlier? What kiknd of show are we talking about? It ain't no gong show isit? Hey Lady Starlight how did I get this knott on my head and this shiner on my eye? On second thought Mr Barkeep, just gimmie one of them PGGB's, sounds like I only need one of THEM.
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight LOL, Iron it's all good! It's all about the silliness inhere. Good Times! I can explain the sumbrerro'd popknot, but your on yer own with that there shiner buddy ;-) Wanna try one of my new Apple Pie Appletini's though?
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Well, I'm not sure you can handle a PGGB (I can barely handle them), so here's the wild turkey.
Originally Posted By disneylandfan8 Edis, I'm feeling a little "peckish". What's the Special of the Day at the LP Beach Bistro?
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer >>with a bit of Chivas (correct spelling) Regal<< yeah, yeah, but it was funnier my way!
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Yeah, I know Shiva... but I am a Jedi Bartender Master afterall! Let's see disneylandfan8... let's see what I can fix up for you. <---disappears into the kitchen where the sounds of pots, pans, dishes breaking and other strange sound emanate and brings out a plate of something that looks, well, pink, and places it in front of disneylandfan8 and waits for a response. Oh, please don't mind the look, just try it... you'll like it.
Originally Posted By llanatoye Edisyoda, Shiva sent me over here, told me that you would remove my shoes, put my feet up and make me a strawberry daquiri and then hand me a churro. Can this be true?
Originally Posted By disneylandfan8 If it still moos when I cut into it I'm a happy camper!!! (take a little bite) OMG, Edis, you are not only a Jedi Bartender Master, but a Purveyer (sp?) of Pink Palatables! :0)
Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer <--thinks to himself, "That wasn't exactly what I said." Edis, would you put Llana's order on my tab? She's had a really rough day and needs a little spoiling.
