Originally Posted By llanatoye Outstanding! er, just what is in the Flaming Flying Monkey (can't make the little r in a circle but love that you took the time and bother to register it)? Is that just a hint of, oh my can it be, yes, I'm stalling, I can't identify one ingredient! But it its DELISHUSH, uh oh, I'm slurring already, just what did you put in this?
Originally Posted By DVC_dad Just when you thought it was safe to go back into Yoda's bar. . . . . OMG folks here he comes again! Swinging in from the window is DVC_TARZAN and Mater is now chasing him with a blow dart gun shouting some tribal jibberish! DVC_TARZAN drops off the vine and runs and hides under a table near MOLLYSMOM. Mater misses DVC_TARZAN's artful dodge and runs out the door still yelling, blow dart gun held high overhead! Everyone looks around wondering what comes next. All seems quiet, when suddently 26 real chimps come in the same window and stampede through the bar, screeching and sounding off like the wild animals they are! OMG one of the chimps heads straight for Yoda! Yoda, half looking the other way simply raises his hand, suspending the wild beast in mid air. Yoda, looks over at the crazed primate and says, "You don't want to attack me. You want to go home and rethink your life." The confused chimp slowly drops to the floor, pauses, scratches it's head and slowly wonders off the same way in which it came. Just then DVC_TARZAN evacuates his hideout, jumps on the table, grabs a pineapple center piece, swings from the light fixture, grabs the vine, and disappears out the window. Moments later a far away TARZAN cry echoes through the LP Beach and Tennis Club followed by an elephant trumpeting.
Originally Posted By mater4 Since when did I become part of DVCdad and Mollysmom's circus act? I hope I am getting a years worth of free drinks for this. Yoda I will have a mojito please.
Originally Posted By DVC_dad Oh you are getting sooo much more than that, trust me my friend. ;p Muuuhahahha!
Originally Posted By mater4 >>Be afraid mater ;D<< <------ Starts making a run for it. *trips* Sorry villains I did not see you buried in the sand.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Here you go mater. Oh, and can someone tell DVC_Dad he better clean up after that elephant!
Originally Posted By Shiva Edis, that wasn't the elephant. Why do you think DVC_zan only wears a loincloth?
Originally Posted By DVC_dad -----about that time in comes a little banana monkey <a href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/119/304367322_5c7884a4ca.jpg?v=0" target="_blank">http://farm1.static.flickr.com....jpg?v=0</a> wearing this outfit, latex gloves, with a little plastic bag, a tiny spray bottle of some kind, and wearing a hat. He grabs a few napkins off the bar, runs over to the *offending compound* and scoops it up into the plastic bag. He then sprays the area followed by wiping it clean with the napkins, which he also places in the plastic bag. He then tips his hat at everyone, chatters, smiles and just stands there waiting... waiting... waiting... waiting... Finally smedley understands. She flips the little monkey a Euro, which he catches out the air with grace, tips his hat at her, puts the coin in his hat and that back on his head, then runs out the door. Only a clean floor and the smell of spring lilac remains. After a beat the place erupts with laughter.
Originally Posted By smedley Well at least it's clean, even if it did cost me Now who wants to buy me a mojito??
Originally Posted By knightnfrees <<Oh you are getting sooo much more than that, trust me my friend. ;p Muuuhahahha!>> I'll have what (not who) DVC_Dad is having.
Originally Posted By MOLLYSMOM I'll have a extra large sex on the beach if you please, Edis. Go ahead, knight...there's your silver platter.................
Originally Posted By knightnfrees I would say that silver platter is good enough to eat off of...nut I won't, MM.
Originally Posted By knightnfrees <<nut I won't>> Well, to quote Villains..."it's driving my nuts" That should be "but" I won't.
Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains Do you have any other type... ;> Could I please have a rum and coke...