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    Originally Posted By smedley

    Ok, fess up, who the heck rubbed suntan lotion on my back and left a hand print without any on... That's going to be red for weeks with the amount of time I spent asleep!!!


    Edis could you be a darling and rustle me up some kind of fruity punch and a plate of cupcakes please?
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    Here you go Smedley... oh, and here's a jar of aloe vera for that NASTY burn.
     
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    Originally Posted By smedley

    Thanks Edis :)
     
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    Originally Posted By WDWdreamin

    That sunscreen hand MIGHT have been my handiwork. Mwah ha ha.

    A burger with tomatoes, lettuce, onion, and yellow mustard please Edis. And since points don't matter here, I'll have a watermelon martini AND an oreo milkshake.
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    Excellent choice...on the way
     
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    Originally Posted By WDWdreamin

    Thunderstorms predicted for my Sunday out here, so I think I'll need to spend some time in the perfectly delightful weather here. Everybody else still on those rides? Or wherever they exit? I'll be in a hammock over there.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    *walks in wearin' her full coverage wool bathing suit, wiggly-flowered rubber bathing cap and old school criss cross rubber flojo sandals*

    Hey!!! What's shakin' baken'?! :D
     
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    Originally Posted By WDWdreamin

    Did someone say bacon??? Imagine me like the crazy dog in the commercials for Beggin' Strips.

    Wool? ... itchy
     
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    Originally Posted By WDWdreamin

    And who flipped me over?
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    Noooo ya goofball...that's not bacon,...it's just the smoke commin' off of me cause my thighs rub together when I walk. Same smell complete with smoke when I lay out in the sun in the summertime and tan the fat.. lol
    Fat is fat..but looks better tan! :D
     
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    Originally Posted By WDWdreamin

    How fast do you walk that there's smoke?

    Back in my hammock now and back to tanning my fat.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    It don't take walkin fast for me to make smoke due to my thighs rubbin' together. And.. if I wear a dress and fluff it up and down , I can make smoke signals! LOL
     
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    Originally Posted By WDWdreamin

    Can you make it rain too? Not that I want it to, here at the beach or in Michigan.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    *frantically flaps her dress as she walks* Hey ya,ah O00...EEE...Ah Ah OOO hey ya hey ya..... To the window.. to the wall....( Betty White and Sandra Bullock in The Proposal)
     
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    Originally Posted By WDWdreamin

    That scene was so hilarious. But don't start any rain now, not here. I hope I've stopped you in time. I'll take a lemon drop martini, edis.
     
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    Originally Posted By disneylandfan8

    <--- wanders in, looks around, wonders where everyone is...

    "heeelllllooooooooooo?"

    Lemon Drop? MMMMMMMM

    That sounds delish!
     
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    Originally Posted By WDWdreamin

    Yes, they are. I think I'll take another one over to the lazy river.
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    Lemon Drops on the way to everyone.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    *stops flappin' her dress and runs over and jumps into her hammock bottoming it out* Well.. THAT went well!
     
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    Originally Posted By oneyepete

    Walks up and notices this is NOT the nudist colony.
     

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