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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    I confess I put a watermelon on the counter.

    Then somebody put a hat on the watermelon

    Then sombody took a marker and drew a face on the watermelon.

    Today when I said "Let's have watermelon" the kids insisted on a funeral and then they screamed with glee for me to hack her to bits.

    Where do they get these ideas? Crazy kids!
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    Twice even!
     
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    Originally Posted By mmaus1962

    >>What would Tom Cruise say?<<

    "I'm a pompous, pious, self-righteous hack actor who has to legitimize himself by tearing others down?"
     
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    Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle

    <---- hides the "Top Gun" DVD before next week...


    >>Today when I said "Let's have watermelon" the kids insisted on a funeral and then they screamed with glee for me to hack her to bits.

    Where do they get these ideas?

    who is R. Lee Ermey?
     
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    Originally Posted By JazzCat

    >>What would Tom Cruise say?<<

    "I'm a pompous, pious, self-righteous hack actor who has to legitimize himself by tearing others down?"<<<<<<

    Thank goodness I'm not the only one who feels that way about Tom Cruise. :p blech!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    >>who is R. Lee Ermey?>>

    Sorry, I don't get it.
     
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    Originally Posted By MrNiceGuy

    I confess that I am tired of the media thinking up these stupid combo names for couples. Bennifer, TomKat, whatever.

    It's ridiculous. Are they so lazy they can't say their full names each time they report on them? Maybe they ought to not talk about so much, then!

    And...I used to be a Katie Holmes fan, but I have been so disgusted by the "TomKat" stuff, that I think she's lost her mind and appeal.
     
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    Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle

    sidebar...

    >>who is R. Lee Ermey?>>

    Sorry, I don't get it.

    on the show Mail Call on the History Channel R. Lee Ermey, an retired Marine, and sometime movie star (Full Metal Jacket) often shows how various guns and things work by shooting or blowing up watermelons...

    now back to our regulaly scheduled confessions...
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    see, I don't watch tv. Thank you for the explanation. I bet my kids would love that guy.
     
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    Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle

    and d'oh...he's also the voice of the little grren army sarge in Toy Story 1 and 2...

    I confess I'm such a bad Disney geek...
     
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    Originally Posted By wendebird

    I confess I FINALLY got rid of my Dell with Windows ME.

    I'm the proud owner of a new HP with Windows XP.

    Woo Hoo!
     
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    Originally Posted By wendebird

    I confess because I haven't been online in 2 weeks (holy cow!) I skipped a lot of confessions. You guys have been really naughty!
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    I confess that I am beginning to be just the tiniest bit afraid that nine days is not enough time to get in tiptop, perfect physical condition before the Big Meet.

    I further confess that the fact that I have consumed seven Krispy Kreme doughnuts in the past 50 or so hours probably isn't helping matters any.

    I further, further confess that it doesn't really matter all that much since I get to see Elvis Billy, who is still my boyfriend, in only nine more days, so nyah, nyah, nyah!

    I further, further, further confess that yes, I am nine years old.
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    <<I further confess that the fact that I have consumed seven Krispy Kreme doughnuts in the past 50 or so hours probably isn't helping matters any.>>

    I confess that Pixie is a woman after my own heart. Of course, that heart has many glogged arteries, but who cares? ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By Tiggerthis

    Tom Cruise is just a so-so actor --Dakota Fanning totally outshined him in W of the Worlds...
     
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    Originally Posted By MrNiceGuy

    I confess that since my comments, along with those from others, got Labuda's Grand topic closed, I will come here to finish stating my peace.

    SuzieQ, how dare you accuse me of stiring things up. I read the entire topic, thanks. I read that you had to apologize because you yourself realized you posted something snotty and hastily. It seems to me that you get involved in many confrontations on the boards. I have more to write, but I should probably take care of it off the boards.

    Lisann22, I was not naming names. Like I have said before, if you feel guilty enough to defend yourself, it probably included you. Again, I was not naming any one person.

    Labuda, I am sorry that your topic was closed.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    I confess the only think I felt guilty about was that it all got brought up again. You felt the need to comment on something that was over and a misunderstanding for which you obviously knew nothing about. You not only commented you had to do it with an immature attitude included. Everyone else apologized or mended their words.

    Move on!
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    Can you please remove post #9342. I should have let it go and I regret answering back. I let my anger get the better of me. I don't want to jeopardize this thread, that's been around forever.

    Thanks.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    I confess I reported it to a moderator also.
     
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    Originally Posted By MrNiceGuy

    I confess that I am sorry to anyone who was upset or bothered by this mornings events.

    I confess that LP should be all about the good and the fun...that's where we will all find our Laughing Place.
     
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