Originally Posted By dexterthegreat My mom and dad are leaving for California in just 3 weeks. They are going to Disneyland AGAIN (after my brother gets married.) They keep talking about the "spa" they are taking me to. I happen to know it's not a spa. I also have heard that there is a fancy place at Disneyland they could take me to, but no, I have to stay at a place closer to home. Such a deprived life I have. I think I'll go take a nap.
Originally Posted By Bootsy My mommy says I can tell time. It seems I start nagging at her to feed me a lunchtime snack at the same exact time every day. Hey, I'm just listening to my tummy!
Originally Posted By Mable Hi guys! I'm the kitty that owns Beth, but I think your people call her Tiggirl. I don't know why. What kind of fun things do you guys like to do? I like to lay in the sun and chase laser pointers. Today I made up a really fun game! Beth was tired because she hosted a birthday party here at home. That kind of made me mad because I don't like lots of people in my home. They take up all my lounging space. So this morning, when I knew she'd still be tired (heehee!) I hopped up on the bed and meowed in her face. HA! And then she woke up and gave me some of my favorite kitty treats to make me be quiet. And then I waited for her to fall back asleep. And then (heehee!) I meowed again and she woke up and forgot that she already fed me... and I got MORE kitty treats. This worked 3 times!!! And when she woke up for real I still got a belly rub and a kiss on my head. Its the best game ever! You guys gotta try it!
Originally Posted By RowdyDog Hi! Hihihihihihihi HI! I'm Rowdy! Also known as Rowders or Rowdog or a whole buncha other names that the humans call me that can't be repeated here in front of delicate little hedgehoggy ears. I'm SOOOOOOOOO excited to see all the fun new friends here! I need someone to play with, that crabby Maggiedog that lives in my house is no fun at all, she's cranky. Hope to hear from you all soon! *slurp*
Originally Posted By sunii Warrior Kitty Hi Mable!!! I've been wondering where you were. Glad you made it in. Let's see part of my daily play routine is to catch bugs, scratch my board a lot, a lot a lot, like lots lots lots. I like to make sure my claws are good and sharp. This upsets my grandma sometimes cause I make a mess and leave shreds of cardboard all over the living room rug. I figure she's retired with nothing to do so give me a break lady. DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT! I love with my mama plays laser light with me. I get to chase the red dot all over our apartment. We don't play that quite as much as we used too. Something about pet insurance and vet bills. I think its cause one time, she shined it against the kitchen cupboard and I ran full blast into the wood door and it made a really loud BOOM! She said something about me acting like a middle linebacker or something. I can't remember exactly because there were all these stars and I heard more birds than ever before inside my head. I was kind of dizzy and I had a limp for several days. BUT when it happen and I landed backwards, I just lifted my back leg and started licking myself really quick. Busy! Busy! Yes, must clean myself, no one noticed the big hurt, oh how I hurt, nope not me, I'm cool I meant to do that. Well, you know how it goes being a kitty and all.
Originally Posted By Hoover Cowabunga, sunii and Chuck Norris, and everyone else. How is it going? I don't have to hide, my owner said it was cool if I wanted to meet some peeps. She's teaching me LOL and something called ROTHLMBFAO. Considering I don't actually have a butt, I don't get it. It's really hard to type when you don't have fingers. Or legs. Or eyeballs in front of your face. I don't even have fins. I'm typing with my tail. So, uhm, what is a kitty? I know what an algae wafer is, so do you eat kitties?
Originally Posted By GlubGlub Hmm there's alotta cats in here...hope ya'll are fishy friendly! I don't wanna hafta play dead anymore than I already do. hehe she hates when I do that too, especially when people ask "is your fish dead?" ha ha ha!
Originally Posted By Jasmine Jessica Dog It's so nice to find other pets who understand! >>that crabby Maggiedog that lives in my house is no fun at all, she's cranky.<< Maggie's one of us (a poodle), isn't she? I live with a cranky old poodle too, but not me. I'm a very good-natured poodle.
Originally Posted By Bootsy My mommy is having fish n'chips (sorry GlubGlub) for dinner tonight and she's NOT sharing. My dry food is going to be bland tonight!
Originally Posted By sunii Warrior Kitty <sigh> I done lost my mama to her new laptop. Didn't seem to matter how much I walked in front of her, stuck my tush in her face, rubbed my face against hers, laid on her arms, tapped her hands, sat on the new shiny contraption, she just keeps shooing me away. So I'm gonna go lay on her pillow. She'll cough all night now for ignoring me.
Originally Posted By Madeleine I used to love chasing the laser light. But my mom never uses it any more. I think it needs new special batteries. How can I motivate her to buy them?
Originally Posted By Bootsy Hack up your next hairball in a location near the laser toy. When your mom goes to clean up your mess (oops, I mean present) she'll spot the laser toy and a light bulb should go off. It may take a few tries.
Originally Posted By Indy and Samitoo OHHH We likes this thread Our Mama is in the kitchen making dinner so we can sneak on here. We are Golden retrievers who live with three cats (Java, Minow and Moka) and we has a real healthy respect for cats. I, Sammy, likes chasing balls,sleeping on couchs, eating (drool eating OMG) and trying reallyhard to be good but the ADHD gets in the way...OMG SQUIRREL holding a tennis ball!!!! I am Indy and I like being told I am pretty, swimming in my dinosaur pool, moka the cat. I try to be good as long as it doesn't intefer with what *I* want to do. If my humans can't understand that then it is their problem not mine. My mama says *I* should have been born a cat.....whatever.
Originally Posted By sunii Warrior Kitty Hi Indy and Samitoo! More pets! More pets! Sorry my friends I've been absent for a few days. My tummy's been rumbling and not feeling too good. I think my bug hunting/snacking caught up with me. My mama is known for her questions, so I have one for all my friends here. What is the one thing your owners do for you that you just love and one thing you don't love but they think you do?
Originally Posted By Bootsy I love it when mommy plays chase with me at bedtime. I wait outside the bathroom door while she brushes her teeth and when she opens the door I run and she chases me. Then she lays down on the floor and we play with my toys for a bit before going to bed. I don't love being picked up but I let mommy do it sometimes. I don't want her to stop feeding me or anything.
Originally Posted By Hoover I love when either of the Humans lands an algae wafer RIGHT in front of me so that I can find it right away. I have them very well trained as they always drop it in the exact same spot all the time. I DO NOT like it when it hits me on my head, although that makes Ursula laugh a little because it makes me jump and I usually scare all of the other tank mates. The other thing I really, REALLY hate is when this giant green thing swoops down and gets my fins and tail all messed up and lefts me out of the water an dputs me back into water. First up, what is up with that? Are the humans insane? I feel like I am dying so I turn yellow-ish. I think Ursula figured that out because now she just scares me and makes me swim into a plastic cup. But I still don't understand WHY?!
Originally Posted By Labuda Hey, you know who's conspicuously absent here? Buddy the wonder dog. Buddy? Here, boy! Come on, Buddy! Come back to LP! I've got Beggin' strips! Here boy! Come on, Buddy!
Originally Posted By BuDdy wOndEr DogG HeRe i aM! soRry i toOk so loNg, but i wAs on squirreL paTrol in tHe backYard. i aM veRy saD todaY becaUse thIs weekeNd i am goinG to stay at tHe kennel. thaT plaCe driVes me nuts. caTs everyWhere (no offenSe lp cats, i'm suRe you are muCh cooleR than the kenNel cats who like to sneEr at me). and thEy usualLy give me a baTh whicH is noT. i meaN the KenNel peepLe give me a baTh not the caTs. i wouLd be haPpy to stay hoMe insteaD. I wouldn't get into trouBle and I would find stuFf to do. But instead I will be at the kennEl. There are yappy dOgs there and they'Re worse thAn caTs -- no offenSe -- or evEn squirRels.
Originally Posted By Indy and Samitoo samitoo here....I LOVE LOVE LOVE raw vegtables..(srry my spllng isn't great, they missed that at puppy classes) Mama gives me lettuce and peelings from karots all the time and I loves them. Indy has a dinosaur pool that he loves and I justs don't gets it.....I stand in it four a few minutes but really??? I would rater bee chasing balls oar squirrels oar eating veggies. Indy here.....Samitooo has more then his ADHD pulling down his IQ score. I pretend to like veggies (well not much pretending as Mama says I give her an evil look when I realize that lettuce hunk isn't a piece of chicken. As for the dino pool??? Come on samitoo...get with the program...pool keeps us cool and refreshed and one day those dinosaurs will come out and play with me.....and they say *I* am the pretty one...{{{{{{eyeroll}}}}}...sami has stuffing for brains. samitoo back hear.....INDY you is the pretty one!!! I just watched Shark week with Mama and Bull Sharks will get you anywheres.....Discovery channel doesn't make this stuff up.