LP Rhyming Thread

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    Originally Posted By daredhead

    Miss Candice, Dear,
    your plight is clear
    You need a man
    to lend a helping hand.
    But Dearest Girl, I must confess
    that with a man, you'll get a mess!
     
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    Originally Posted By Rivkah86

    I can make words rhyme!
    How very sublime!
    Just bumping this post
    so it doesn't just become a ghost
    The idea that my rhyming is streched
    Is not so far-fetched.
     
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    Originally Posted By idobelieve

    The goat had a disease;
    His hair was full of fleas.
    Wine red was his velvet coat
    As the owner shot him in the throat.
    A sad story one would dread
    But at least the fleas are dead.
     
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    Originally Posted By disneyfreaksk

    You are all so witty,
    but oh what a pitty.
    you share your misery,
    For absolutely Free!
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    It's a beautiful day
    What more can I say?
    By gosh and by golly
    Time for a nuce waly!
     
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    Originally Posted By Rivkah86

    I threw a rock
    at the clock
    when it broke
    i had to choke
    and roll on the floor
    forever more.
     
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    Originally Posted By idobelieve

    we'll call it a truce
    hop on the Kaboose
    so long as I'm driving
    there'll be no conniving
     
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    Originally Posted By Rivkah86

    I do believe
    you have a trick up your sleave.
    Don't get on my back
    for all that I lack.


    I can't wait for my trip!
    It's sure to be hip!
     
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    Originally Posted By idobelieve

    The birthday is near.
    The crowds are what i fear.
    People running in strides,
    Attempting to get on all the rides.
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    My boss is gone,
    gone, gone, gone.
    I should have fun,
    fun, fun, fun.
    But Alas! and Alack!
    The clients won't get off my back.
     
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    Originally Posted By Ursula

    An intern they give me.
    To answer the phone most easily.
    To my chagrine, she's a tot,
    a baby!
    And makes me feel like an old lady.
     
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    Originally Posted By idobelieve

    Look up through the leaves of the tree
    When listening to the song of jubilee
    The train might very well peek through
    With people waving to you.

    Splash mountain is the ride I speak of;
    An adventure I truly love.
     
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    Originally Posted By idobelieve

    TWO MEN CAME A CRAWLING THROUGH
    ONE DREW A GUN
    THE SECOND ONE TOO

    WHAT SEEMS THE MATTER?
    SAID ONE TO TWO
    IM GUESSING ITS MUTUAL
    AND YOU?

    WELL I QUITE AGREE
    LETS DISARM
    AND FREE WE SHALL BE
    ADDING NO HARM.

    SEEING AS HOW WE'RE EQUALLY STRONG,
    ONE EXPLAINED TO TWO,
    LETS NOT TAKE TOO LONG
    AND FAIR I WILL BE WITH YOU.

    WHAT WORRIES YOU?
    ARE NOT YOU SURE
    THAT I, TOO
    WILL END THIS SPURR?

    SO ONE TOOK A CHANCE
    AND LAYED DOWN HIS LANCE.
    BECOMING DISTROUGHT,
    WITH TWO STILL ARMED,
    THE BULLET SHOT
    AND ONE FELL IN ALARM.

    DEATH CAME TO ONE
    WHILE TWO MADE HASTE IN RUN
    THOUGH FREE HE MAY APPEARED
    HE WOULD FOREVER LIVE IN FEAR.
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    I found this old thread
    It looked rather dead
    But I enjoyed looking it through
    To revive it I'll try
    With your help it'll fly
    In memory of ex-JBStew
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    I can't rhyme
    no matter the time
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    It would be of no use
    to attempt a Doc Seuss

    so I won't ;P
     
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    Originally Posted By LacyBelle

    Rhyming is something I cannot do
    Perhaps I will just go to the zoo



    <--Trying to channel Dr. Seuss.
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    It's cooling off
    Just a few degrees
    Open the windows
    And feel the breeze
     
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    Originally Posted By LacyBelle

    Even though I should be busy
    with work and such
    I find myself looking
    at LP too much. :)
     
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    Originally Posted By DlandJB

    Oh Alex my dear
    I was just peaking here
    and I saw that you brought back my thread
    I've been gone from Play Pen
    For months and months...then
    I see that it's not really dead!
     

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