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Originally Posted By Mrs Nurmi Good Morning debtee, From my calculations, it should be almost morning there for you, so here's a giggle to start your Tuesday! The Doggy Dictionary LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. DROOL: A liquid which, when combined with sad eyes, forces humans to give you their food. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and get the drool on the human. SNIFF: A social custom used to greet other dogs, similar to the human exchange of business cards. GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbors put out once a week to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread. BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards. The person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away. DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person wants them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down. THUNDER: This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and following at their heels. WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy wrappers. It is important to evenly distribute its contents throughout the house before your person comes home. BATH: If you find something especially good to roll in, humans get jealous, and they use this degrading form of torture to get even. Be sure to shake only when next to a person or a piece of furniture. LEAN: Every good dog's response to the command "sit!," especially if your person is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events. BUMP: The best way to get your human's attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea. GOOSE BUMP: A maneuver to use as a last resort when the regular bump doesn't get the attention you require ... especially effective when combined with the sniff. See above. CHILDREN: Short humans of optimal petting height. Standing close to one assures some good petting. When running, they are good to chase. If they fall down, they are comfortable to sit on. LOVE: A feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, a human will love you in return.
Originally Posted By fanoflesmisfan lesmisfan, here's a quiz to start your day: <a href="http://www.funtrivia.com/playquiz.cfm?qid=31083" target="_blank">http://www.funtrivia.com/playq uiz.cfm?qid=31083</a> I got 11 right.
Originally Posted By Mrs Nurmi Thanks, fanoflesmisfan. Now I can't get Gary, Indiana out of my head. Darned Opie.
Originally Posted By MateyoPirateBrittany Hello there PirateBrittany I just thought that I would brighten up your day with a little bit of Incubus. This quiz might be a little hard, but I'm hoping a big fan like you will do better on it than I did, I only got about 9 right...So, good luck! <a href="http://www.funtrivia.com/trivia-quiz/Music/Incubus-Quiz-2001-54835.html" target="_blank">http://www.funtrivia.com/trivi a-quiz/Music/Incubus-Quiz-2001-54835.html</a> Now to relax from that long quiz here is a nice little "Which Incubus Song are You?" quiz! <a href="http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=11372" target="_blank">http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q _id=11372</a>
Originally Posted By LacyBellesBasher Good Afternoon LacyBelle! Hope your day is going well so far. Here is a little quiz to see how well you know the classic disney movie Cinderella. <a href="http://www.triv.net/html/Quiz4/quiz6369.shtml" target="_blank">http://www.triv.net/html/Quiz4 /quiz6369.shtml</a> Have Fun!
Originally Posted By Mrs Nurmi Happy Monday tapdancemom ~ Did you know that Shirley Temple is a favorite of mine too? Let's see how well you know her by taking this quiz... <a href="http://www.shirleytempledolls.com/popquiz.htm" target="_blank">http://www.shirleytempledolls. com/popquiz.htm</a> I'm having a lot of fun being your pal! YSP
Originally Posted By Bucky N Satchel Good afternoon 999! I've got a couple of links ready at home to post for you. You should see them by 6:00 PST this evening. Stay tuned ****you'll turn my head and make me blush with all your high praise, it's fun being your Secret Pal****
Originally Posted By BashingInWyoming Hi Woody. I just founf this terrific game. Its educational too. You have to get rid of the invaders by improving your typing abilities ! Have Fun <a href="http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/qwerty-warriors/" target="_blank">http://www.freewebarcade.com/g ame/qwerty-warriors/</a>
Originally Posted By MissCandicesPal2006 I hope you like this quiz Miss Candice. I tried it and only scored 6/20 <a href="http://makeashorterlink.com/?Q11823D1E" target="_blank">http://makeashorterlink.com/?Q 11823D1E</a> Im still in shopping mode so can you tell me whether Christmas items are appropriate and if you work to any themes? I read what you wrote about yourself to someone yesterday and they I said I could be describing myself. Are you sure we're not related?
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Originally Posted By TinkAboutIt ajnhollysmommy! I hope you guys like your fruits and vegetables! I'm sending some your way. Should reach your mailbox on Wednesday or Thursday.
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 TO: mickeymeg Howdy! I wanted to find a good card for 'Hug a Bear' day tomorrow but they were all creepy so instead I figured a link to my current favorite Demotivator would be better. Enjoy! <a href="http://despair.com/madness.html" target="_blank">http://despair.com/madness.htm l</a>
Originally Posted By debtees mate Hi debtee! This is an oldie but a goodie! <a href="http://www.freechristmasscreensavers.com/superelfbowling.htm" target="_blank">http://www.freechristmasscreen savers.com/superelfbowling.htm</a> The 'download' button is about halfway down the page, kinda hidden. This is an absolute Christmas blast! Enjoy! Your Secret Pal
Originally Posted By Bucky N Satchel I know they aren't canon or bible, but I "dig" the background stories people have come up with for our favorite haunts. Let me know what you think 999. <a href="http://doombuggies.com/myths.htm" target="_blank">http://doombuggies.com/myths.h tm</a> <a href="http://www.grimghosts.com/" target="_blank">http://www.grimghosts.com/</a> <a href="http://members.aol.com/HtdMsn/gallery.html" target="_blank">http://members.aol.com/HtdMsn/ gallery.html</a> <a href="http://www.betterhaunts.com/ourstories.html" target="_blank">http://www.betterhaunts.com/ou rstories.html</a>
Originally Posted By SuzieQ Yo avromark! I told you, you should have joined the Bash. You post on the Bash topics more than the participants! If you fence-sit next year, I'm sending out the LP Gastapo! LOL
