Originally Posted By Labuda "Clem, pull the truck over. I've decided to return to Julliard after all."
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <<Most unlikely statement you would ever make:>> d. "Hit that cackling skull thing so it plays for another five minutes, wouldja? Oh, did I tell you how funny I think your "Katrina" costume is?! Hey, as long as you're over there, spark me with another fistful of that delicious candy corn, huh?"
Originally Posted By Ursula SON OF MEANINGLESS FOLLOW-UP QUESTION: c. Easter/Christmas/Halloween colored m&m's. a. Candy Corn c. Powershot Staple Gun d. Dado Saw f. Ball Peen Hammer e. Marzipan b. Marshmallow Peeps BRIDE OF MEANINGLESS FOLLOW-UP SURVEY QUESTION: Most unlikely statement you would ever make: E. More Candy? Gosh, no. I'm too full.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>"Hit that cackling skull thing so it plays for another five minutes, wouldja?<< LOL! Which brings us to our next set of questions... DAUGHTER OF MEANINGLESS FOLLOW-UP QUESTION: 1. True or false: It's time to retire the "Scream" mask & costume now. 2.Which statement most reflects your own personal view? a. This thread has made me love candy corn even more. b. True or false: This thread has revealed an evil side of candy corn I cannot abide. c. Never liked the stuff anyway. 3. In the Disney/Pixar film "a bug's life", what was the name of the candy corn-loving bug? a. Rorshach b. Hindenberg c. Heimlich d. Resusci Annie e. Herbie
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan ERROR: Question 2 should read: 2.Which statement most reflects your own personal view? a. This thread has made me love candy corn even more. b. This thread has revealed an evil side of candy corn I cannot abide. c. Never liked the stuff anyway. (Don't worry, trailsend. The responsible party has been let go.)
Originally Posted By trailsend <<>>(Don't worry, trailsend. The responsible party has been let go.)<<>> Well I should hope so. This is serious business and there can be NO fooling around. Great Grandfather 2oon's reputation and life's work are on the line. You had better stay on your toes, 2oony. Now, my answers, in order (order is good). 1. True 2. a. (and ONLY because of Great Grandfather 2oon.) 3. c.
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom c. "Clem, pull the truck over. I've decided to return to Julliard after all."
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom DAUGHTER OF MEANINGLESS FOLLOW-UP QUESTION: 1. True 2. a. This thread has made me love candy corn even more. 3. c. Heimlich
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 <<1. True or false: It's time to retire the "Scream" mask & costume now.>> False. There has to be something for unimaginitive and last-minute Halloweeners to default to. As stock costumes go, this is one of the best ever. (We are talking Edvard Munch's "The Scream," right?) Okay, okay. I suppose even this classic will lose its appeal to me after a few more years. In which case, I nominate the entire cast of Picasso's "Guernica" as its successor. <<2.Which statement most reflects your own personal view?>> d. I gotta get outta this thread. Even reading about candy corn makes me feel like I'm gonna have to park the tiger on the rug. 3. In the Disney/Pixar film "a bug's life", what was the name of the candy corn-loving bug? c. Heimlich Candy corn = "Heimlich." I think that says it all.
Originally Posted By debtee What is Candy Corn?? I have never seen it in Australia??? Would it be around at Christmas for us to have a taste? Also the little pumpkins are they savory like pumkin that you bake???
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan <a href="http://www.candyfavorites.com/shop/shopexd.asp?id=1719&pname=Brach" target="_blank">http://www.candyfavorites.com/ shop/shopexd.asp?id=1719&pname=Brach</a>'s+Classic+Candy+Corn Secret Pal o' mine, debtee, I would happily send you a bag of it, and also the little pumpkins. Can you email me your address? The little pumpkins taste slightly different than candy corn, butthey're definitely related.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan STEP-SON OF MEANINGLESS FOLLOW-UP SURVEY QUESTION: Which of the following best describes the texture of candy corn? Choose only one. a. Smooshy b. Candle waxy c. Fluffy d. Crispy-fluffy e. Chewy-fluffy f. Gooey g. Creamyish h. Crackly-smushy i. Gummy-smooshy j. Schmeary k. Sugar-tingly l. Sticky-smushy m. Not unlike cold masked potatoes left on a plate overnight and coated in a thin crust of birthday candle wax. n. Sweetly happy o. Jangly bittersweet p. Tense, angry and improbable q. Problematic r. Deleriously decadent s. Suspicious t. Reliable u. Predictable v. Scampish w. Gaggy x. Just a little too silly y. Pungent z. Snappy
Originally Posted By Ursula DAUGHTER OF MEANINGLESS FOLLOW-UP QUESTION: 1. True 2. a. This thread has made me love candy corn even more. 3. b. Hindenberg STEP-SON OF MEANINGLESS FOLLOW-UP SURVEY QUESTION: Which of the following best describes the texture of candy corn? Choose only one. i. Gummy-smooshy
Originally Posted By Ursula Here he comes to save the day!!! It's a man, it's a mouse.....it's MASKED POTATOES and his faithful sidekick, Blinded Squash!!!!!
Originally Posted By Tiggirl I vow to call mashed potatoes "Masked Potatoes" from now on! And M is a perfect description of the candy corn texture. Mmmm... masked potatoes. Now I'm hungry! ~Beth
Originally Posted By trailsend n. Sweetly happy I'm just wondering when you're going to get the the "Cousin" questions. I'm afraid they might be somewhat illegitmate. O
Originally Posted By MissCandice I am very confused. I need a geneological chart just to answer the questions.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan COUSIN OF STEP-SON OF MEANINGLESS FOLLOW-UP QUESTION: Which of the following best describes the sound candy corn makes while being consumed? a. Skruncksh b. Schmlook c. Schmlusch d. Glock e. Tklosch f. Squeechsh