Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan That's no way to treat the Meanigless Candy Corn Survey thread on it's first birthday, Miss Candice!
Originally Posted By alexbook >>CO-WORKER OF A DISTANTLY RELATED MEANINGLESS FOLLOW-UP QUESTION: Let's set the stage: It's November 3. You notice that you still have a 3lb. bag of candy corn in your cupboard, purchased during a moment of autumn giddyness a few weeks prior, with the intention that guests would be over and help themselves to handfuls of candy corn during visits. The original portion you pured into the candy dish sat there, untouched, and has now fused together into a yellow, white and orange mass. Do you: a. Toss the 3lb. bag into the trash, vowing to never again make such a seasonally-inspired purchase again? b. Hold out hope that, at Thanksgiving, maybe while football is on, guests will consume the 3 lb. bag since the candy still fits within the whole fall/Halloween/Thanksgiving celebratory window? c. Save it for next year. Like there's a big difference between fresh candy corn and stale candy corn.<< d. Eat the whole bag myself.
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom a. Toss the 3lb. bag into the trash, vowing to never again make such a seasonally-inspired purchase again.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan BRAND SPANKIN' NEW FOLLOW UP MEANINGLESS SURVEY QUESTION: Choose your favorite candy corn related prank: A. Meticulously insert candy corns into a real corn cob, toss the faux food into a pile of cobettes at a picnic, sit back and watch the fun as Grandpa's dentures go flying B. Insert candy corn into your nostrils, and turn to face a co-worker making a sales call, watching as they try to keep from breaking out in hysterical laughter C. Rub your feet, announce "Man, these corns are killing me...", remove your shoes and socks and let half a dozen candy corns fall to the ground D. Fill large canvas sack with candy corns. Use it to render bank guard unconscious. Live life of luxury in Rio.
Originally Posted By TALL Disney Guy LOL! I'm afraid I have to go with "C" on this one---it's just too "corny" to pass up! *HA!* (B is a close runner-up---get it? "nose"? "run"? HA!)
Originally Posted By trailsend Well, it's about time that an intelligent conversation gets going on LP. This I can venture into. It is Candy Corn Season, people! Wonderful, tasty, colorful candy corn! Can't answer A ~ I love Grandpa. Can't answer B ~ would mess up my makeup. Can't answer C ~ I don't wear socks (yet) Can't answer D ~ I not a person prone to scaring a bank guard. Dang, 2oony. Can't you come up with something a little more realistic like shooting candy corn out of a pellet gun or something? Darn. I was so excited.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan >>Can't you come up with something a little more realistic like shooting candy corn out of a pellet gun or something?<< You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Originally Posted By KaNgArOo <Boing-ga-dee, Boing-ga-dee> <--- Grabs a handful of candy corn and places it in pocket. Take a single kernel and bites it in half lengthwise. Chews and Chews and Chews and Chew and Chews and Chews . . . . . . . . . . and spits it out in the direction of a pumkin, which is pelted and forms a carving in the pumkin in the shape of Cruela DeVil! <Boing-ga-dee, Boing-ga-dee exit stage left>
Originally Posted By MomofPrincess I can't read all of these posts (okay, I choose not to)... but my choice is not listed. I eat the big yellow part then the top white part and THEN the orange middle.
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove I take a few futile free-for-all bites and then cringe while my teeth ache and my cheeks scrunch up akin to eating a lemon....*meh*. I miss my youth!
