Originally Posted By Dabob2 >>That would make you a Cafeteria Atheist<< <That's someone who doesn't believe in knockwurst.> And would never choose the hot cross buns or angelfood cake.
Originally Posted By mawnck >>Um, Mawnck... it's in your own link:<< Yes, I know, but that link can not be accessed from the billboard.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Maybe atheists could go with billboards in the old Burma Shave style, where you pass a continuous message spread out over 4 signs... GOD IN HEAVEN... ISN'T THERE. AND NEITHER IS... YOUR FACIAL HAIR. BURMA SHAVE
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Alternatively... JESUS SAVES... OH YES HE DOES. BUT WE'D LIKE TO SEE HIM WITHOUT FACIAL FUZZ. BURMA SHAVE
Originally Posted By mawnck The whale Put Jonah Down the hatch But coughed him up Because he scratched Burma-Shave (That one's real.)
Originally Posted By mawnck >>Okay this maybe a generational thing but what was Burma Shave?<< Shaving cream. Way way back in the days before the Socialists stole this country from the founding tea partiers, before there were interstate highways, back when if you wanted to take a road trip it meant driving across endless stretches of farmland, the Burma-Shave company planted these rows of small red and white signs along the side of the road, which, as they came up in sequence, made up a silly poem that made some joke about shaving. The last sign was always the Burma-Shave logo. Here's the best-selling book that tells you alllllll about it: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Verse-Side-Road-Burma-Shave-Jingles/dp/0452267625" target="_blank">http://www.amazon.com/Verse-Si...52267625</a>
