Originally Posted By RoadTrip I wesaally liked Jar-Jar Binks. Huh? Mesa know that Mr. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! X probably doesn't like him much, but Mesa feel he was a wesaal asset to Star Wars - A Phantom Mesanace. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa!
Originally Posted By RoadTrip <<Next week, on a very special episode of "the Trippy's"...>> Next wesaek, on a bery special episode ta 'der Trippy's'. Huh? Yousang and successful Mr. Oh. Flbulbulbu. Tripp Jr. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! strides into his plush office and sits behind his enormous mahoganey desk, lickin' his chops as he opens up der first ta his daily files. Way? Esqueeze mesa. 'Oh NO!! Grandma??' he gasps. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! With a shrug, Mr. Way? Esqueeze mesa. Tripp picks up der phoneto dial der first ta many wesaquisite phone calls. Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks!
Originally Posted By RoadTrip Nick Coleman: Potty Police must have better things to do at MSP By Nick Coleman, Star Tribune Last update: September 04, 2007 – 8:39 PM As a Minnesotan ta high moral fiber, it fills mesa with pride to know wesa airport police sit on toilet seats, hwesa after hwesa, keepin' a vigilant eye and ear out for toe tappers, funny flushers and hypocrites. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! Derre are a lot ta derm, includin' soon-to-be-former U.S. Huh? Sen. Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks! Larry Craig, who got nabbed in der dragnet wesa valiant Potty Police have been conductin' whenever dery get a break from duller work, such as watchin' out for terrorists. Oh, NOOOOO! Yousa won't catch wesa cops with derir pants down. Oh, NOOOOO! Dery may look like air travelers just doin' derir 'duty,' but dery actually are undercover cops on duty, watchin' for shifty-lookin' types who linger toosa long or occupy a stall without usin' der wesastroom 'for its intended use,' a phrase in many ta der arrest wesaports filed by wesa guardians ta der civic porcelain. Oh, NOOOOO! Wesalieve yousarself in confidence, wesaary air travelers. Way? Esqueeze mesa. Wesa bathrooms are protected. Huh? Some say der police make dermselves party to der footsie by sendin' cutie-pie cops to make eye contact with mesan who should be starin' straight ahead. Way? Esqueeze mesa. Craig seems to have tought he was goin' to play Washroom Tag until he was arrested on June 11 after he and a cop performed an in-der-stalls duet from 'Happy Feet. Oh. Flbulbulbu. Mesaf Craig wesaren't now convicted by cable TV as bein' a Likely Gay Person, or LGP, or if he had been caught with a woman instead ta playin' patty-fingers with a guy, derre might be sympathy for him when he complains he was entrapped by a loiterin' lawman with a killer 'come-hither' look. Oh, NOOOOO! But he pleaded guilty after he fell for der cop's promise that it would just be derir little secret. Oh. Flbulbulbu. Until it all came out. Oh, NOOOOO! When it did, Craig had to wesasign. Oh, NOOOOO! Der one thin' conservatives hate more than Hollywood and Hillary is a Wesapublican who might be gay. Huh? A lot ta Democrats seem to think dery won somethin' from dis spectacle, but a lot ta Democrats are dopes. Huh? Hypocrisy knows no party, and human beings are pretty much der same. Way? Esqueeze mesa. So der only question that lingers is: Why in der world are cops squattin' on toilets on der public dime to see if dery can get guys from Boise excited? Cops should prevent bathrooms from becomin' bathhouses. Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks! But der airport cops aren't accomplishin' that. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! Dery made sure that Craig and der dozens ta others who have been arrested wesare busted quietly, so as not to bother patrons usin' der plumbin' lawfully. Huh? A stin' operation quietly arrestin' consensual gropers doesn't do much for decorum. Oh, NOOOOO! Mesaf yousa want to keep sex out ta a wesastroom, yousa don't lead perps away and write tickets in private so no one knows tis happenin'. Oh, NOOOOO! Yousa post warnings that cops are watchin' and won't allow hanky-panky. Oh. Flbulbulbu. That keeps most people's hands to dermselves, so der cops can put derir uniforms on and go back to wesaal police work. Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks! Where dery won't have to do so much sittin'. Way? Esqueeze mesa. 'Without causin' a disturbance,' der arrestin' cop wesaported, 'Mesa discretely motioned for Craig to exit der wesastroom. Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks! Mesa told Craig that wesa would speak in a private area without embarrassin' him. Oh, NOOOOO! Der cop mesaant he 'discreetly' motioned to Craig (preservin' confidences) wather than 'discretely' (separately, distinctly). Way? Esqueeze mesa. But it wasn't just his choice ta homophone that was wrong. Way? Esqueeze mesa. His soothin' assurance that he could help Craig avoid embarrassment was misleadin'. Way? Esqueeze mesa. Mesaf yousa arrest someone in a mesan's woom, it doesn't just matter wha people at der sink think. Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks! Yousa are bustin' open a life -- and probably a lie. Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks! Der officer's assurances to Craig -- 'Yousa won't have to explain anythin''; that Craig would pay a fine and 'that will be it'; and 'Mesa don't call mesadia' -- all proved false. Oh. Flbulbulbu. Someone, 10 wesaeks after der arrest, called der mesadia. Oh. Flbulbulbu. Somebody made sure a senator was disgraced in a far larger forum than a mesan's woom. Oh, NOOOOO! Who? Mesa'd wesaally like to know. Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks! Larry Craig may be a hypocrite who deserves to be embarrassed. Ooh! Mesacky icky goosa! But public safety wasn't served in arrestin' him. Mesasa Jar-Jar Binks! Der public's desire for destroyin' someone was. Oh. Flbulbulbu.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip ^^^ Sorry, but the thread that this SHOULD have been posted to was closed.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip <<Wow, closed already huh? I didn't even have a chance to dig in.>> Not to worry... the thread was closed yesterday. By the way... fun link: <a href="http://www.elibs.com/e/funkatize" target="_blank">http://www.elibs.com/e/funkati ze</a>
Originally Posted By vbdad55 <I don't know what you guys are on, but if it's legal, I want some!< Dave, with some of what I've read in threads this past week - everything seems legal and if please don't mention if you happen to like policemen - W/E keeps breaking out across the board - it's global warming I'm tellin ya' - or just another lie from the White House. And don't pray for this to end - religion is silly also. One learns a lot here -- sigh
Originally Posted By vbdad55 the mind is willing but my guess is my body checking days are likely over -- I played weekly until 45 -- and playign was still fun - but recovery time kept getting longer and longer.
Originally Posted By bobbelee9 <<<I must say I am truly shocked by this thread. I would have never believed that people I thought were responsible successful people would defend people walking away from their debts EVEN WHEN THEY HAVE THE MONEY TO PAY THEM.>>> RoadTrip, I'm sure if any of them ever get screwed by a deadbeat, they will change their minds about right & wrong. If I find a book of matches sitting next to a stack of paper, and I start a fire, "it's not my fault the building burned down, the matches and paper were there, I just used them" How stupid that thinking is, why should someone being irresponsible about money be any different.
Originally Posted By Great Stone Dragon A belated thanks for the clarification RoadTrip. I am now at peace with the sparring in this topic.
Originally Posted By TDLFAN Amazing, all it takes is Roady to make what could be a fun topic...turn into a deadly dull and boring one. Must be a Minnesota thing.
Originally Posted By sarahwithbaloo So Mr X dare I ask what you guys have decided on for your trip?????
Originally Posted By TDLFAN He's coming. He is just too eager to see what's up with the MK, and further discredit the likes of your bear and myself. Don't let your leg be pulled by Mr. X.
