Originally Posted By SingleParkPassholder I believe a lot of things. I believe Doug is locked in his own basement, unable to find the key. And courtesy of Steve Martin: What I Believe." I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales. And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his penis. And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments. And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a game on. And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things.. that money can buy. And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters". And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress. And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are. And, people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots are stealing my luggage. And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story 1-bedroom apartment. And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns. And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an arctic region covered with ice. And, lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is nothing worse than the music you're listening to right now. That's what I believe.
Originally Posted By TomSawyer I remember that time that Doug crashed his motorcycle outside Arnold's, and the time that I lost all that money to the card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.
Originally Posted By Dabob2 There are so many words that don't mean what Dougie thinks they mean. "Troll" is only the latest.
Originally Posted By DyGDisney “I believe in the supreme worth of the individual and in his right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. I believe that every right implies a responsibility; every opportunity, an obligation; every possession, a duty. I believe that the law was made for man and not man for the law; that government is the servant of the people and not their master. I believe in the dignity of labor, whether with head or hand; that the world owes no man a living but that it owes every man an opportunity to make a living. I believe that thrift is essential to well ordered living and that economy is a prime requisite of a sound financial structure, whether in government, business or personal affairs. I believe that truth and justice are fundamental to an enduring social order. I believe in the sacredness of a promise, that a man’s word should be as good as his bond; that character — not wealth or power or position— is of supreme worth. I believe that the rendering of useful service is the common duty of mankind and that only in the purifying fire of sacrifice is the dross of selfishness consumed and the greatness of the human soul set free. I believe in an all-wise and all-loving God, named by whatever name, and that the individual’s highest fulfillment, greatest happiness, and widest usefulness are to be found in living in harmony with His will. I believe that love is the greatest thing in the world; that it alone can overcome hate; that right can and will triumph over might.” John D. Rockefeller Jr.
Originally Posted By DouglasDubh "Well, I believe in the soul, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." Crash Davis
Originally Posted By DouglasDubh <Yes, you do.> Just can't stop, can you? If I am the troll, why do you keep attacking me?
Originally Posted By RoadTrip WOW!! I'm getting a contact buzz just from READING this stuff!! LOL Share the meds, brother, I want to see what YOU are seeing.
Originally Posted By gurgitoy2 "I have given up trying to discuss" Well, THAT part is right anyway...
Originally Posted By Dabob2 If a troll bleats in the forest, but no one takes him seriously any more, did he actually say anything?
Originally Posted By gurgitoy2 I loved the train full of Trolls in Toy Story 3, that was funny! I had one of those troll dolls with green hair. My mom had one from the 1960's with a jewel in it's stomach. Some trolls can be fun. Some here can be...supremely boring....
Originally Posted By DDMAN26 Here's an article of where Zimmerman's mindset may have been leading up to the shooting: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/george-zimmerman-prelude-shooting-194235114.html" target="_blank">http://news.yahoo.com/george-z...114.html</a> Note this is not to sway anyone's opinion.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Interesting backstory, DDMan. To me, it shows he was frustrated that a burglar had gotten away the last time, so he ignored the dispatcher and followed. It also illustrates some temper issues in the past. He also chose to ignore the neighborhood watch protocol of no weapons. And now Trayvon Martin is dead because of a pattern of ignoring what he was told and imagining himself to be a member of actual law enforcement, overstepping the bounds of a neighborhood watch captain by many miles. The prosecutor agrees, and hopefully she'll be able to prove it in court. And also hopefully, it'll stop the next gung-ho wannabe cop before some other innocent person dies.
