Originally Posted By DAR Hey I just noticed that Heath Shuler was elected to congress in North Carolina. Here's hoping he's a better politician than he was a pro football player.
Originally Posted By Shooba <a href="http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/" target="_blank">http://www.cbs.com/latenight/l ateshow/top_ten/</a> Top Ten Signs George W. Bush Is Depressed 10. Speaks wistfully of the days when his approval rating was 33% 9. Barely musters a smile when catching Cheney torture detainees 8. Smug, arrogant smirk replaced by smug, arrogant frown 7. Barely laughs anymore during "Happy Days" reruns 6. Falls asleep during intelligence briefings...actually, he always did that 5. No longer pretends he quit drinking 4. Sits in the Oval Office listening to Fleetwood Mac's "Landslide" over and over 3. When Rumsfeld left yesterday, Bush pleaded, "Take me with you" 2. At lunch with speaker-to-be Nancy Pelosi, he hardly touched his fish sticks 1. Asked Bubba if he still had the big chick's phone number <a href="http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/ls_topten_extra.shtml" target="_blank">http://www.cbs.com/latenight/l ateshow/top_ten/ls_topten_extra.shtml</a> Cutest nickname he could come up with for Robert Gates: "Robert Gates" Doesn't even feel like invading Laura Hardly has the energy to ignore intelligence briefings Spends all day in the War room playing X-Box Volunteered to go hunting with Cheney He's only taken four days off this week Correctly pronounced "nuclear" Complaining that his crappy health-insurance plan doesn't cover Prozac Hasn't bothered to put on pants since the election Replaced Karl Rove with Dr. Phil as his primary source of horsecrap advice He's considering not running for re-election in 2008 Writing lots of bad poetry about sad cowboys
