Originally Posted By RoadTrip <<Clearly RoadTrip is deserving of an official title. Any suggestions?>> Could I be the Assistant Vice Treasurer in Charge of Driving? If you ever need to take a car to get to Disneyland I'm your guy! I've driven on really long trips without ever getting in an accident or getting a ticket. I think I would be a good AVPCD!!
Originally Posted By MissCandice I am not a blonde but will explain blonde jokes or big words if needed in exchange for fruity girl drinks.
Originally Posted By Stacers76 I'm tellin ya, it's sherrytodd's margarita....it's got me allllll messed up MAN, I can't even keep up with the posts, let alone create a whole new LP'er! That's it, I shoulda been blonde AND I'm slow. Comes with the territory right??
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter <<<Can I offically add best title giver to the queen title? ) Yes my sucking up is obvious AND painful to watch I know >>> Not at all, darling, not at all. This queen appreciates and richly rewards sucking up of all kinds, obvious or not. We are an equal opportunity egotist.
Originally Posted By Stacers76 WOOHOO! I love MissC!! Oh your majesty.....we have our explainer person...and she needs a title!! MissCandice...you wouldn't happen to have a cow I could lead around, would ya??
Originally Posted By RoadTrip <<Official Consort to the Queen >> Ohhh... Official Consort to the Queen sounds much better than AVPCD. I hope you can Consort with your pants on. My wife wouldn't be happy otherwise. And she's not a blonde, so she would know what was happening.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip <<Official Consort to the Queen >> Ohhh... Official Consort to the Queen sounds much better than AVPCD. I hope you can Consort with your pants on. My wife wouldn't be happy otherwise. And she's not a blonde, so she would know what was happening.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter <<<Assistant Vice Treasurer in Charge of Driving>>> <<<AVPCD>>> Yup. He's blonde.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip ^^^ Oops. Sorry about the double post. I guess I got a little too excited and went before I was done. That happens sometimes. But not often.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Welcome, Miss Candice, and may we just say we are deeply grateful for your services to the crown? I hereby proclaim that Miss Candice is Number One Advisor to the Queen and Explainer of all Big Words and Blonde Jokes. You shall have a corner office with a window, my dear.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Memo To: Official Consort to the Queen From: the Queen CC: Mrs. Trippy We do hereby royally and officially clarify that all consorting with the queen shall be purely platonic, yet appropriately admiring.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip Pixie got me. Treasurers don't really drive. So instead of being AVPCD I should be AVPCL to indicate that I'm good with Limo's.
Originally Posted By Stacers76 American Gladiators is coming back? OMStars. Sorry multi-tasking hehe SO, an AVPwhatever....drives limos...got it.
Originally Posted By Most High Muckety-Mu Well, I think the vice treasurer title would be appropriate for Consort To The Queen...that means he pays for The Society's gas bills, right?
Originally Posted By MissCandice Hmmm, this looks like a more challenging position that I was led to expect. I will need an assistant, of the hunky male variety. Where is that cabana boy from the LP beach club thread?
Originally Posted By RoadTrip And I’m supposed to keep my eye on you, but I don't really know why. Are you plotting to overthrow the Queen? If so, I'd probably have to drive you out in the desert and leave you there. It wouldn't be nice. But what the Queen says goes.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip Not my eye on you MissCandice. On Stacers. She wants to dump the Queen you know...
