Official LP Blondes Society

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    Originally Posted By Stacers76

    I'm the one sitting here watching Funniest Moments on tv laughing like a big dork. I am of no threat to the queen. And I really don't like the desert...heat, ick.
     
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    Originally Posted By Most High Muckety-Mu

    We're blondes silly. We ALWAYS have an excess of cabana boys...just pick one out (just make sure it's not the Gas Paying Consort To The Queen...she's not going to look kindly on that).
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Would someone please explain to me why a most high muckety cow is posting in our thread? I knew I never should have required kowtowing. Who knows how many shoes are going to get ruined in here now.
     
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    Originally Posted By Stacers76

    I bow down to our queen.....she of the most creative, just because I couldn't figure out a t-shirt post empathy, wonder of thread starters.....I don't want that job, so she can queen away!

    I like being a VP. :eek:) AND I don't have to drive. I still need that cow though....where is MissC's cabana boy, he needs to get her situated and find me a cow!
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    Not my eye on you MissCandice. On Stacers. She wants to dump the Queen you know...
    You don't want me for a Cabana Boy. I'm old. But I've got lots of cash, so I'm good to be the gas paying Consort.

    ;-)
     
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    Originally Posted By Stacers76

    So are we a society AND sorority/fraternity since Trippy's here too.....

    The LP Mu's?

    Wait, MissC is the explainerperson...I'll leave that one to her....
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    ^^^Copy/paste error. What do you expect? I'm blonde.
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    I was not requesting RT to be my cabana boy/assistant, I must say. I don't like blondes :p
     
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    Originally Posted By Stacers76

    OK I have an ad for ABC Limo Service above the board here....

    Trippy are you advertising for us too??

    An entrepeneur (woohoo another big word!) bringin in the bucks for the society!
     
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    Originally Posted By Most High Muckety-Mu

    You don't seem to be catching on...must be a non blond thing...we all have our own Cabana Boy...Consort To The Queen Gas Provider sort of stands in for the Queen, but the rest of us have a least one a piece...sometimes you really have to break it down for this one.
     
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    Originally Posted By Stacers76

    Hehe I'm the VP in the way of people's posting order apparently hehe!
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    There shall be no gas in my royal thread.



    Ew.
     
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    Originally Posted By Stacers76

    Sweet, that rules out the cow then!
     
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    Originally Posted By Most High Muckety-Mu

    Madame, do you decree against the kowtowing cow?
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    <<There shall be no gas in my royal thread.>>

    That's OK. I don't know if I can stay anyway. My wife says I can't Consort after 10:30 PM.

    What time is it where you are?

    Maybe I should just wait two hours so you can catch up with me. Then we would all be on the same time.
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    Decreeing against the cow would be a moot point. To quote Joey from Friends (a non-blonde blonde) "a moo point is a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter"
     
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    Originally Posted By Stacers76

    Well the queen wants no gas....and wow...cows n gas...can be a baaaaad thing.

    So I will kowtow in another more airy post...and I won't tell em, just show up with a cow! :eek:)
     
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    Originally Posted By Stacers76

    LOL. Good one MissC!
     
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    Originally Posted By Stacers76

    Note to self....driver can't work after 1030p.
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Evidently we also need a royal etiquette coach. One NEVER refers to one's queen as "madame." <shudder>

    We prefer the title of Her Most Royal Golden-haired Highness, or some suitably complimentary equivalent.

    As for the cow, I hereby release Madame Vice President in Training of her former obligation to procure a cow. Cows are decidedly non-royal. Although they do have a certain degree of intellectual blondeness about them.

    Oh, dear. I can't decide. I shall consult with my Number One Advisor and get back to you.
     

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