Originally Posted By Sara Tonin I don't know either, but it sounds like something that would be admined.
Originally Posted By ProgenitorOfBlondes A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question. "If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?" After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet." They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her. Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her. Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun." The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?" The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
Originally Posted By SuzieQ Ms. Glitter! 145 posts before I'm back in town to find this topic!? And I don't have an official office?!!?!? Sheesh, I'm planting a tape recording of snoring in your room.
Originally Posted By ProgenitorOfBlondes One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,"I'd like to buy this TV". He says,"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes". The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens. Finally, she shaves her head and goes back in. When she tries to buy it for the third time, the man refuses. She says, "How do you know I'm blonde?". He replied, "First of all, that's a microwave."
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin I'm so glad this thread died...I was getting a little tired of PG and her blonder than thou attitude...
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter I would SO demote you, Tonin, but I don't want to deal with all that money stuff myself.
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin You can't fire me...I quit! I'd lead a palace coup, but I don't have the time or the inclination to do so. Plus I have totally lost track of this whole treasure thing.
Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x That's because the brunettes stole all the money... and the rum.
Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x Only for the blonds. The brunette's have taken and hidden the rum.
