Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains Ohh I thought you had met her - she was walking around with small smed... The boys carried it on for a long time - if she was in the bath they would go outside the window and say they were phillip... they are baaad boys!!
Originally Posted By ryanbalas Tired of the masses not listening to our spiel for Small World, I started adding things. "Please remember to keep your hands and arms inside the boat at all times, especially when going through the wall of fire." That would always get at least a few of them to look up and ask me to repeat it again. Other CMs would go along with it just to see their reaction. The other one I would do is at the end of the regular spiel I would add.. "...and, as a new feature this year, everything third boat will strike an iceberg and sink." Miss those days. Why did I decide that I had work somewhere else to make more money and grow up?
Originally Posted By believe An Australian at the Emporium asked "Where can I buy a rubber". I sorry, what did you say? "Where can I buy a rubber?" One more time? Where can I buy a rubber? the thing to remove pencil marks. Oh, that rubber. It's right next to the adult section...