Originally Posted By chickendumpling That must be why he's not posting here - he's flying around in an invisible jet
Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA It's 11:19 -- do you know where your thread is? I know where mine is!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling <-- cringes slightly fearing she has yet again managed to cross a line. oops. eek.
Originally Posted By MissCandice My thread would have a little welcome mat and would give free churros to all who posted. Unlike Jim's here, who claims he is the only one who can post in it.
Originally Posted By sherrytodd I'm posting in the thread. I'm posting in the thread. Nah Nah! *Does the posted in the forbidden thread victory dance*
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter Okay, Sherry, I am now staging an intervention. Well, actually not so much of an intervention since it's just me, but you get the meaning. You have GOT to stop this illegal posting. It's taken over your life. I know you tell yourself you can stop, but I don't think you can anymore. Just step away from your keyboard and take my hand, and I'll go with you to a P.I.J.I.M.T. Anonymous meeting. C'mon, sweetie. You can do it. . . . O. M. G! Sherry just made me post in the forbidden thread. I'm so ashamed.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Dear Forbidden Thread, You're the only one I can talk to about this. I am very frightened about something, and I am ashamed to admit it, but I think you'll understand. I hope. Skydiving. I am afraid that some day someone will invite me to go skydiving with them and that I'll be too ashamed to admit I am scared of it. I just know it would end in disaster, with me opening my parachute and it fluttering away, completely detached, leaving me to fall through the sky, arms twirling, legs kicking, probably to end up impaled on a Douglas Fir. And then later, people would say , "Well, what did the idiot expect, jumping out of a plane? He can barely keep his shoes tied, let alone properly pack a 'chute." Forbidden Thread, sometimes I can't fall asweep at night worrying about this. I am afraid to go to parties because you never know who is into aviation and/or skydiving. If people knew I was afraid of jumping out of p[lanes, they might laugh at me. That would be worse than falling through the sky and meeting the business end of a Douglas Fir. What can I do? You're the only one who can help. Signed, Freaked Out Freefaller
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan P.S. I once rode the parachute ride at Knott's Berry Farm. I soiled myself.
Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA ^^^LOL! My theory on fears. Sometimes it's okay to NOT try and overcome them. If you're that afraid of skydiving? Don't frickin' do it.
