Originally Posted By Jim in Merced CA Oh. 'Jim in Merced' was deleted from post #9. My doppelganger has been eliminated.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Crud. Well, Post 17 wasn't a post, but Post 18 was clearly a post. Anyone can see that. And they can also clearly see that my name is not Jim in Merced, CA, and that I should not be posting things like that in this thread. So, pay no attention to Post 18. just pretend it isn't there. In fact, pretend that Jim posted something there that is witty and thought-provoking. And then pretend that he hit "submit" and then thought up some more witty stuff and added it in this post, which you should stop reading at once and try to forget ever existed. If you're still reading this, you really must stop. It only encourages me to keep writing. Okay, you're still reading. Let's try this.... on the count of three, you stop reading and I'll stop writing, okay> Right. here we go.... one... two.... THREE! Excellent! Now you've stopped rea--- HEY! You're still reading this? Cut it out! Go away. This is Jim's thread, can't ya read?? Oh, that's a dumb question I guess, since reading this post, one would obviously be able to read. Just a dumb question, skip it. Anyway, why don't you stop reading this and buy some of the fine products in the LP Store? I see a little ad for a Scrapbook Sticker Roll from WDW. You'd like that, I'm sure. And if not for yourself, maybe your mom or something. You know, Mother's Day is almost here, and if you have shopping to do still, then the LP STore is the place to do it. Buy something now, or you know what will happen -- you'll be down at Spencer's looking for some wacky joke gift again this year. And after all your mom's done for you.
Originally Posted By Ursula <You want to grumble? It takes Mark in Michigan DAYS to answer e-mails!> HE ANSWERED YOUR EMAILS??? I am in shock. I thought his fingers and elbows and nose were broken since he stopped answering mine months ago. (I am Jim in Merced, CA)
Originally Posted By trailsend >>>>Not all that old Caribbean black guy: Billy Ocean sang that song. "Get out of my dreams...get into my car." Sorry Jim, didn't mean to loiter but I had to make that correction.<<<<< Please excuse me for just one sec . . . wahooskipper ~ I was talking about Mick Jagger ~ "Hey you, get off of my cloud" remember? OK ~ back to nobody posting here but Jim . . .
Originally Posted By wahooskipper Oops, pardon me Jim...my bad trailsend. Mick Jagger does qualify as an old white guy. Or...a very energetic dead guy.
Originally Posted By friendofdd It is obvious that 2ooney has been hitting the Texas macaronis too much. Wait! Why am I posting here? I'm not whats-his-name. Go back to your restricted posting.
Originally Posted By sherrytodd That groan couldn't have been for me. I wouldn't dare post in Jim's thread!
Originally Posted By trailsend HAHAHAHAHA ~ first of all, my name is Jim . . . and it's a good thing sherrytodd's post is so funny! she beat you to a really good one, fodd!!
Originally Posted By friendofdd First of all, she could not have beaten me, I don't post in this topic. And, secondly, I would never stoop so low as to try to be humorous with a pun.
Originally Posted By sherrytodd Ya sure, it was nothing like Sinko De Mayo. =P I have not posted here. It is a figment of your imagination.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan I can vouch for the fact that friendofdd has never been humorous with a pun.
Originally Posted By EdisYoda Ok, everyone who is not Jim in Merced should step away from the keyboard!
