Originally Posted By disneydad109 by the by,when i was a young lad and knew no better I did take the kings coin and was a marine.
Originally Posted By quincytoo >>>Quincytoo = Liason between Pixie & the Piratess Lisann for their own safety.<<<<< Isn't there being a need of a liason between a Middle East country or two?Might be less of worry. I love both those piratesses but I am not clamouring to be in the middle of their "disscusions" >>>>>evil Grin<<<< NAH,this is a great position <---slams down some rum, weakly clutches her throat as the vile liquid burns and looks around for some for that yummy Cabo Wabo....
Originally Posted By alexbook >>Alexbook = pirate in training.<< B-b-b-but I d-d-d-don't want to be a p-p-p-pirate!
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Slowly turnin' cannon in thar direction of all scullywags on board not wantin' to be a pirate.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Give the lad a patch for thar eye and lower the cannon, we have a new mate Captain Jack.
Originally Posted By sherrytodd Glad to see you've reconsidered our proposition alexbook. Here, have a shot of rum.
Originally Posted By alexbook Oh, no, I couldn't. I don't suppose there's such a thing as a spot of tea on this vessel?
Originally Posted By Captain Jack Sparrow My crew is ruthless.....see what happens if you don't follow the code. TEA??? I do hope you meant RUM... I don't tell them where to aim the cannons so........... To the ship! CJS
Originally Posted By Slimshanks <<Slimshanks, I thought they captured you long ago. You salty,scoundrel.How are those sea legs?>> Arrr! Cap'n, ye must be rememberin` th' notorious "Sentencin' Hearin' fer TDG" Cap'n. Ah aye, I reckon it too. It be th' tide th' almost caught Slimshanks. Some say it was almost the day that would always be remembered as the day they almost caught Slimshanks. But I be t' sly a sea dog fer th' likes o' them an' managed me escape handily. <<Be honored to have such a pirate as yourself join the ranks.>> The pleasure 'tis all mine, Cap'n. <<How's your navigating skills,my compass has been a little off lately. Bring out another barrel of rum,there's a party starting!>> Yer compass off? That be interestin' bit o' information. Hmmm. Well, compass or not, if thar be one thin' I can do its navigate me way t' a barrel o' rum and t' th' best party on the seven seas and this here be it! What be ye orders Captain Jack?
Originally Posted By Captain Jack Sparrow disneydad109 Dlfreek86 Ay'l be taking you two scullywags aboard the Pearl today! What talents do yee have? Bring a barrel of rum each for the crew! CJS To the ship!
Originally Posted By DLfreek86 Well Captain Jack sir, I be able to bake a mean cheesecake, sir. Don't see how that be usefull here, but I also be a mean whip cracker, perhaps I should be the official flogger of the traitorous! *brings barrel of rum* Piratess Freeky at your service Captain!
Originally Posted By Captain Jack Sparrow <<What be ye orders Captain Jack?>> We be havin a bit of a problem with the pirate to be alexbook. Almost made to walk the plank today Slimshanks. alexbook needs a real pirate mentor,to be showed the ropes,learn how to swashbuckle,thieve,pilfer,sneak,betray, etc,etc,etc,but most important, drink rum (not tea) merrily with the crew. The crew is spark happy on the cannons and they oiled the plank again. Be happy ye aboard Slimshanks! CJS
Originally Posted By alexbook Sir: I must protest in the strongest terms possible the treatment I have received aboard your vessel. I shall certainly be lodging a formal complaint with the First Lord of the Admiralty, who happens to be a close friend of my wife's aunt. I understand that accomodations at sea must perforce be somewhat "rough and ready," but the vermin-infested blanket and pallet I have been provided with are quite unfit for a gentleman, and this evening's supper was quite inedible. Furthermore, the attitude of the crew is so lacking in proper respect and discipline as to be positively scandalous. Yours, etc.
Originally Posted By Captain Jack Sparrow Piratess Freaky, Cheesecake and flogging the traitorous, ayrrrrrr,we be using ye skills immediately. Piratess Freaky.....Flogger/Pastry Chef Keep ye one eye open always Freaky,thee traitors are everywhere! CJS
Originally Posted By Captain Jack Sparrow <<I shall certainly be lodging a formal complaint with the First Lord of the Admiralty, who happens to be a close friend of my wife's aunt.>> Make sure ye spell me name right....Captain Jack Sparrow << I understand that accomodations at sea must perforce be somewhat "rough and ready," but the vermin-infested blanket and pallet I have been provided with are quite unfit for a gentleman, and this evening's supper was quite inedible.>> Talk to the new chef/flogger...Piratess Freaky...quite the combination if you want to complain about the food. <<Furthermore, the attitude of the crew is so lacking in proper respect and discipline as to be positively scandalous.>> The crew is not going to like thee complaining being written into the ship's log. Slimshanks,ye have thee work cut out for thee! Ye might need Lil'Master too! No nevermind, me thinks Lil'Master oiled the plank for the pirate to be alexbook. CJS
