Pirate Talk With Captain Jack Sparrow.....

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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    Cappy, I should be able to teach the youngin some paitence. Feel strong in the Pirate this alexbook is!
     
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    Originally Posted By DLfreek86

    Yaaaarrrrrr!

    Who not be likin' me food?


    *whip at the ready*
     
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    Originally Posted By disneydad109

    Disneydad 109 was a Capt o' marines and can still shot a mean gun. it's going aloft for I and me rifle.
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    Dawn breaks on the sea. At this hour of the morning, when honest sailors would be energetically starting their morning's duties, the pirate crew sleeps, exhausted from a riotous night of rum and cheesecake.

    Silently, a figure appears on the deck. Could this be the foppish Californian who had so meekly submitted to the pirates' insults of the previous evening? The build is similar, but the carriage is altogether more noble.

    As the sun plays over the figure's handsome profile, we see that he is wearing a black mask. It is none other than Zorro, defender of the innocent and opponent of villains everywhere!
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    <---With the help of her ferret and parrot, locks some weirdo in black pajamas and a mask in the bilge.

    Refuses to let him out till he dons proper pirating garb and takes a good swig of rum.
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    disneydad109 can you guard the bilge? I have to go find Slimshanks and the Lil Master. Man they have their work cut out for them.
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    You think Zorro, who has escaped from the strongest, most heavily guarded prisons in all of Spanish California, can be confined in a rotten ship's bilge, guarded by a single drunken pirate?

    <--Quickly escapes the bilge and climbs the rigging.
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    That's it! I say we shoot him!
     
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    Originally Posted By disneydad109

    Disneydad109 grabs his flintlock but he is unsure If he Has clear shot,I don't wish to just wound him. It would only make him mad !
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    <--Realizing he's outnumbered, Zorro climbs out to the end of a beam. With nothing beneath him but the waves, he shouts, "You've not heard the last of this, Captain Sparrow! Your evil ways shall be your downfall!" With bullets flying all about, Zorro performs a perfect dive into the sea. The pirates, expecting to see a dead body float to the surface, are mystified when the hero seems to disappear completely beneath the waters.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    A bit blurry-eyed but slowly turns the cannons, starts at the bottom of the riggings and begins to raise the cannon as me focuses on something scampering up the riggins...
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    Don't shoot Lisann! That's my ferret!
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    Takes swig of rum, repositions cannon, sorry sherry - it was furry, I mean fuzzy.
     
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    Originally Posted By disneydad109

    the crew who has no other means of solving this problem does the one thing that may help them, THEY DRINK MORE RUM
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    Mad Anne Kidd reporting for duty with her faithful ferret StinkerBelle perched on her shoulder ready to battle any masked, black pajama wearing interlopers who might sneek back aboard, arrrgh.
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    Yay! My ferret has another pirate ferret friend!
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    She be a ghostly ferret, but a willin' ferret just the same.
     
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    Originally Posted By disneydad109

    do you think a man odd who runs around in a mask and pj's.
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    ^^^^^^

    Just about every super hero.
     
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    Originally Posted By Captain Jack Sparrow

    Find him, this -- Zorro,or alexbook,or BPJ GUY(yes Pixie need a translator for that one).....no one leaves the Pearl without permission....especially one who wears black pj's,a mask and drinks tea!
    How hard can he be to find,he probably can't swim so he must have climbed back on board.Let the ferret's sniff him out.

    Welcome aboard Mad Anne Kid! Did you bring any rum?

    I fear Lil' Master, the force to be a pirate is not strong with this one.

    CJS
     

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