Originally Posted By disneydad109 I think that we will some how find that the all too brief time we shared with the PJ man has led us to a better place, I don't know maybe some where with CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted By Captain Jack Sparrow ********CAPTURED********** ****alexbook/T-Zorro/California Fox**** That tea sipping/tight wearing, masked zero of the people! In shackles,in cells, with the Piratess Lisann's hell hound guarding him with keys locked between his puppy teeth. He is sitting on a broken pallet right now mumbling something about.....tea! Good work me pirates. Do we have ferret treats? CJS
Originally Posted By Captain Jack Sparrow ********CAPTURED********** ****alexbook/T-Zorro/California Fox**** That tea sipping/tight wearing, masked zero of the people! In shackles,in cells, with the Piratess Lisann's hell hound guarding him with keys locked between his puppy teeth. He is sitting on a broken pallet right now mumbling something about.....tea! Good work me pirates. Do we have ferret treats? CJS
Originally Posted By quincytoo <---reporting for duty... Hic-up!!!! Fumes wafting from my person are NOT my fault.....I ..I ARRRRRRR ran into a vat of rum, I did!!!! OHHHH, Piratess Lisann's hell hound is so friggin cute..... <---gives the hell hound a careful cuddle and preceeds to snuggle in beside it to pour out a tale of thrilling pirate adventures.
Originally Posted By quincytoo >>>>>Does the hellhound look like a pig?<<<< In a rum induced haze even a pig looks good LOL
Originally Posted By Captain Jack Sparrow Piratess Party Girl-----> QUINCY has been in the rum again.....she was found with her arm over the pig looking hound in the dungeon again. Get sobered up Piratess QUINCY we be havin a walk the planking today.....after a fair trial of course. Every pirate shall vote on the PJ masked avenger T-Zorro. Has anyone seen Smee after his row,we need him to tell his story of how he became entangled and tied up with his own clothes by T-Zorro. CJS
Originally Posted By EdisYoda I think I saw him sleeping it off in the Crow's nest of Captain Hook's ship.
Originally Posted By disneydad109 Smee would only say something about Zorro the gay blade before he turned very red in the face and started into the rum once more. I be thinking master smee may have been at sea a bit to long last trip.
Originally Posted By DLfreek86 Ye all be knowin' how to get rum cheesecake aye? Get a bite o' the cheesecake an' take a swig o' the ol' courage booster!
Originally Posted By friendofdd I returned from my therapeutic row and went down to the galley to get some jelly beans. The sugar high is as close as I come to drinking, since drinking causes me to go 'round in circles when I'm rowin'. Suddenly their was a swordpoint at me back. A female voice warned me to keep quiet. I was nudged into the pantry and told to turn around I saw a piratess, beautiful but cruel. She looked much like Mrs Glitter, but I can't say fer sure 'cause the eye patch served as a bit of disguise. She than sez "bein' as yer a pirate o' the caribbean it is the rule that you strip when on a ship wi' me." She had the sword at me gullet, so I strips as instructed. Then, sumpin' strange occurs which I'm at a loss to explain. Lookin' at me she starts gaggin' as if she is sick and such. She grabs me togs and throws 'em 'round me, making quick, but efficient, knots. Finally, and very green around the gills she was, she runs off, all bent over and heavin' mightly. I passed out, not having reached the jelly beans, and came to as yer scallwags was bendin' over me, commentin', but neglectin' to release me. That's me story as best I can 'member it what with the stress 'n all.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter <<<I saw a piratess, beautiful but cruel. She looked much like Mrs Glitter, but I can't say fer sure>>> Sounds like Lisann to me. Alas, "beautiful" can never again describe me after my horrific dog mauling experience.
Originally Posted By Captain Jack Sparrow We be two days away from our next port. There ye all be released to pirate, pilfer,loot & drink! I will then release the non - pirate alexbook to the port authority upon arrival ----> suspicion of tea smuggling. Welcome aboard chickendumpling! Have you any rum? Stripping in the galley again Piratess Pixie,O.K. I expect that from ye but to force Smee into a naked predictament is hmmm,well,um,-----> heads to the large barrel of rum in the corner. CJS
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Cannon's cleaned & prepped - check Cannon balls stacked & counted - check Swords shined and sharpened - check Rope - check Knives - check Gunny sacks - check Chest - check Ready for pilfering, looting, fighting and drinking Captain! <takes swig of rum> Yo Ho Yo Ho...
Originally Posted By Lisann22 I wasn't calling you Litter, I was singing! Go back to the torturing you naked wench.
