Pirate Talk With Captain Jack Sparrow.....

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    Originally Posted By quincytoo

    Damn it ARRGGHHHHH we be need the RUM then , matey's!!!!!!!!!

    Cabin Boys to follow then the nightly turn downservice.....
     
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    Originally Posted By Autopia Deb

    *hic* ehem Avast ye scurvey cabin rums prepare to be...why isn't there ever any boys *hic* oh yeah *thud*

    zzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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    Originally Posted By Captain Jack Sparrow

    Captain Jack and the Black Pearl glide out of the dock of Port Avalon in the middle of the night.

    The Pearl be loaded with 300 barrels of rum and a map right to Davey Jones Locker.

    I expect the crew of the Pearl to be rich by the time I return.

    Pilfer,loot,finesse and deceive and ye will be a rich pirate to the likes of Captain Jack Sparrow!

    To the ship!!
     
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    Originally Posted By disneydad109

    It be 4:35 AM on the coast of the Carolinas ,Is the whole crew asleeep at once ?I think I will open the ship up and see what she will do when you put the hammer down. Whee
     
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    Originally Posted By Will Turner

    disneydad109,

    Ye must be a wee bit wobbly because ye aint on the Pearl. Ye be drunk in Avalon with the wild wenches.Meet up with the rest of the crew disneydad109 and be drunken pirates on leave.

    The Pearl be gone,the rest of the crew be lookin to make their riches in Avalon until the Pearl returns.

    Don't worry,me and Jack be takin care of the Pearl until we return.

    Act like pirates,loot your way into the nicest dives,there's treasure a plenty for everyone.Seek out the rum for our return!

    You be seeing the Pearl again very soon!

    Will Turner
     
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    Originally Posted By disneydad109

    Drunken wenches ,Yepee. thats my kind that i like the best.I don't like to drink to much cause then I do thinks that make me feel real bad the next day.



    unless, I just stay drunk all the time.
     
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    Originally Posted By Captain Jack Sparrow

    Welcome back aboard me pirate crew,load the cannons up.....we be givin a 12 gun salute to me mate "Croc Hunter" Steve Irwin.


    Who brought all these cabin boys on board?

    Where's my rum?

    To the ship!

    CJS
     
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    Originally Posted By Slimshanks

    Cabin Boys? I say we send 'em to Davy Jones locker. We need gentleman's of fortune not sissy boys. What say ye, Capn'?
     
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    Originally Posted By DLfreek86

    Arrrr


    The cabin boys be mine! You DO want a happy scullerymaid/pirate/flogger do you not?
     
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    Originally Posted By Slimshanks

    Aye. Ye make a fine point thar DLfreek86, er what be ye pirate name again?

    I fer one retract me earlier statement and will not be ridding th' ship of the cabin boys....yet.
     
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    Originally Posted By DLfreek86

    Ye may refer to me as Piratess Freeky until I have thought of an official moniker.


    And don't you worry about those rascals, I be givin' 'em the boot at sunrise!
     
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    Originally Posted By Captain Jack Sparrow

    I have to be agreein with Slimshanks....but the deck needs a good
    scrubbin and well, what else are cabin boys good for?
    Work them until they drop to their knees Piratess Freaky.

    I hear the pirate pete is back in these waters. 1000 gold pieces to whomever finds him first!

    CJS
     
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    Originally Posted By EdisYoda

    <---drags in Pirate Pete

    Here be Pirate Pete Captain!
     
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    Originally Posted By Captain Jack Sparrow

    Bring the Pirate Pete to me quarters,I be havin a discussion with my old friend.

    I'll be paying ya 950.... 50 pieces of gold I hear ye be donating to the rum fund with much appreciation Pirate Yoda.

    CJS
     
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    Originally Posted By quincytoo

    Blimy, I's be the one to find him and ordered him to community to post something!!!!

    <---applies black eyeliner, draws sword....I do be expecting a share of that booty, Pirate Yoda and no I won't be wanting churros instead..;)
     
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    Originally Posted By quincytoo

    <---frigging submit button works waaay too fast here.....

    umm not speaking fluent Pirateness here but I be thinkin' that booty doesn't mean winnings, loot or treasure does it??
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Argh, ship's translator here. . . I be thinkin' that what Piratess Quincy be after is Pirate Ed's gold, not his booty.

    O' course, with Piratess Quincy, ye can never be too sure, now, can ye?
     
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    Originally Posted By quincytoo

    PiratessPlitter Thank ye

    Please make a note, I'll be buying you two churros with dipping sauce this Dec.

    too sure of what???
     
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    Originally Posted By Captain Jack Sparrow

    Pirate Yoda....

    The Piratess Quincy is looking for a share of the 950 gold pieces.

    That be up to you but,with Piratess Quincy you can never be sure, if ye be safe, when ye shut yer eyes.

    Why aren't those cabin boys working...where are they?

    Where are they Piratess Freaky?

    Ahh good to see the translator Pixie working again,she be the only one who could decipher the pirate code S.A.H.

    CJS
     
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    Originally Posted By DLfreek86

    *Tells cabin boys to hurry up with the spa treatment and go swab the poop deck*
     

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