Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter breaking character/ ROFLMAO!! /resuming character Oh, my. You are such a catch. Yep, I'm one lucky girl. Uh huh. I sure am.
Originally Posted By Lisann22 <<<I'm trying to HELP you here, and all I get is abuse.>>> I've lost count over the past 8+ years how many times I've heard this. Wise up Goofyernmost - this will be your future.
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost No, I mean "how you doin?", if this thing falls through with PG...I might be available.
Originally Posted By 999HAUNTS Well good golly gee willakers. Here I am a single gal for more years than I can count on my fingers and toes, and that darned ol' Goofyernmost is juggling women like he's at the circus!
Originally Posted By 2oonysBigSister >>I'm considering shopping for a new Best Enemy<< Where do I apply?
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Well, Goofyernmost before I dive into a Jennifer/Brad/Angelina love triangle maybe you should tell me alittle bit about yourself. I mean all I really know is you gotta prying mama and you like cherries. I gotta decide whether this is worth the revenge of being undeservedly dumped by Litter.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter O M G!!! There are no words for the horror of what I am reading here. Goofyernmost, I can only presume that you have been plotting this for years solely to seek revenge upon me for having been the one to break our previous engagement. Because there is no way you could possibly prefer that skanky witch, Lisann, to The Wonder That is Me. None. Zero. Zilch. Nada. I am crushed and outraged by this betrayal. I don't even know what to do. I guess I will get in my huff and flounce over to Dug's office, fling myself on his (tasteful and expensive and very attractive) couch and sob my little heart out.
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter And Lisa, you imbecile, I will try to explain this one more time in very small words so that you will understand. I did NOT dump you, fool. (Although in retrospect, I'm wondering why not). I simply asked Dug to coordinate the efforts of all of the wonderful women (and you) who have offered their creative services for my wedding. I can't talk about this anymore. I have to flounce over to cry on Dug's shoulder. WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 I think I smell a smackdown come in on. Better get some more gizzards and moonshine. I'll be taken bets over by the mechanical bull.
Originally Posted By goodgirl From post 56: <<of all of the wonderful women (and you) >> So is Lisa in parentheses because she's not wonderful. Or not a woman. Or both?
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost It seems that I have gotten my dear PG in a bit of a hissy. PG dear, I am just trying to prepare myself in the event that you decide to crush me again, after I've built up my hopes and dreams. I hear you talking sweet about Jim of M. and Dug and puttin out (I could have stopped there, but that wouldn't be nice) signals to them both! I have been getting really lonely lately and "Gert" is not doing it for me anymore. But you are my only desire, I live and breath just for you. No one else! To answer your questions Lisann... Picture George Clooney. Take away the hair, chiseled good looks, slim muscular body, nice clothes and more money then god and you got me. Come to think of it maybe I should ask him that question. If you can tell me that you resemble Sandra Bullock, I'll drop PG like yesterdays news (she's been gettin a little demanding lately anyway) and transfer all this affection to you. I wouldn't take to long to decide cause I hear tell that 999 is trollin these same waters. With a possible catch like this how can you blame her. I'm getting as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Why was I born so irresistible. And humble!
Originally Posted By Lisann22 Wow! First I'm a (Lisa) and now I get told in the same breathe that says, "I'm all your PG and only yours," and that IF I can look like Sandra Bullock he'd whack PG like a bug on a windshield. Now, I gotta make up my mind or 999's in the runnin'?! Um, yeah, I stay single thankyouverymuch. Ya'll deserve each other, YOU are a PERFECT match!
