Originally Posted By alexbook ^--Good one. Are we all ready for the velocirapture? <a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/breley/Misc/velocirapture1.jpg" target="_blank">http://media.photobucket.com/i...ure1.jpg</a>
Originally Posted By fkurucz "I was the target of one of those teachers when I was in high school. Its way more common than you might think." Oh, and a little follow up. When my parents found out they went to the principal and raised hell. The teacher was not dismissed.
Originally Posted By Longhorn12 >Are we all ready for the velocirapture?< It's so sad to see something as funny as Raptor Jesus being driven into the ground by people who have no clue what it was all about. But that's the internet.
Originally Posted By RoadTrip Hi guys! Heaven is way different than I thought it would be... for one thing, they have the Internet (no porn sites though!). It has gorgeous white sand beaches and the most beautiful blue water you've ever seen... kind of like a huge Caribbean island. Well, have to go now... they are bringing my Pina Colada! Hope to see some of you later!
Originally Posted By Mr X No porn? Then how can it be heaven!? (and yet you're drinking alcohol, I guess that pretty much throws the Mormons out of the mix!)
Originally Posted By Longhorn12 >Okay, I'll bite. What's "Raptor Jesus"?< Exactly what it sounds like.
Originally Posted By Dabob2 <a href="http://nikkigsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/raptor-jesus21.jpg" target="_blank">http://nikkigsblog.files.wordp...us21.jpg</a>
Originally Posted By RoadTrip <<(and yet you're drinking alcohol, I guess that pretty much throws the Mormons out of the mix!)>> The Bible frequently speaks of drinking wine. It sure wasn't Welch's grape juice!
Originally Posted By oc_dean Sorry to ask this dumb question ... What exact time zone (at 6pm) is when this WAS suppose to happen? Middle East? Well ... in Israel ... it's 1am Sunday May 22ND!! Or if this wacko chose America - East Coast as the "Center of Earth" ... well .. even that just went out the window - It's 6:07pm !!
Originally Posted By jasmine7 It was supposed to happen at 6pm in each respective time zone. Ya know, like Santa Claus!
Originally Posted By ecdc Why the rapture was interrupted: <a href="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lljtafeKVM1qztknso1_500.jpg" target="_blank">http://28.media.tumblr.com/tum..._500.jpg</a>
Originally Posted By mawnck Wait a second ... are you saying we are NOT so screwed? <a href="http://www,familyradio.com/westHigh.html" target="_blank">http://www,familyradio.com/westHigh.html</a> - The internet home of the Church of the Holy Backpedal. (They have a station in Long Beach on AM 1280 if you're local.) Right now they're playing automated hymns and short Bible-y talks that have nothing to do with the Rapture. Have been all day. Currently a group of kids singing "Look on the Sunny Side of Life" - and they're going to get sued by the publisher of "Here Comes Peter Cottontail" if he's listening. Say, you don't suppose that we're all being deceived by Satan, and we're really in horrible agony RIGHT NOW? Well, maybe YOU are ... I have another 1 hour 40 minutes to go. Just enough time to order a pizza.
Originally Posted By Labuda Well, it'ws now half after six in us Central time, and yet.... nope, no rapture here. I guess we have to hold out hope for it to happen at 6 Mountain, 6 Pacific, 6 Alaska, or 6 Hawai'i time if it's going to happen at all today, right?
Originally Posted By Labuda btw - hold crap - w2as Randy Savage actually that muscular at some point?
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost Labuda...my body looks just like that but I have cleverly covered it up with multi-layers of fat. That way...I can be tough when I have to be, and look pretty passive when I don't.
Originally Posted By fkurucz "The Bible frequently speaks of drinking wine. It sure wasn't Welch's grape juice!" The Baptists and other Fundies insist that it was grape juice.
