Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch "When you looked at me I should've run But I thought it was just for fun" "Vacation All I ever wanted Vacation Had to get away Vacation" Go-Gos
Originally Posted By Jafar30 "Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son" "As of right now Delta House is on double secret probabtion." Dean Wormer
Originally Posted By peeaanuut "A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece." "Well, if you give me a couple minutes of your time, I got a few things I'd like to talk to ya about. You know, eh, what you did wasn't really your fault. It's what you call, a eh, genetic defect. Mom called it the, the gene. My Grandfather had the gene, he eh, came over from the boat from Ireland in 1912 and I guess he passed it on to my Old Man. My Old Man was a great guy, a real pussy cat, you know hard worker. Big sports fan, but sometimes on his way home from the docks he liked to stop in with the guys and have a couple of beers, ya know. I remember coming home from school one day, and eh, the whole house was dark. Couldn't figure it out. I heard my Mom crying off in the dark someplace, and I was old enough at that point I could reach the light switch. I turned the lights on, and I saw, what he did to her. So I went to my room and I got, the eh, baseball bat. Mikey Mantel model my Old Man give me for Christmas, and I found the Old Man passed out in the bathtub, and I tattooed him. Needless to say, when I came home everyday from school after that, the eh, house is lit up like Ebbet's Field, and the Old Man eh, never drank again. So all I'm saying to you is if you wanna drink, you go ahead and drink. But if I ever find out that you laid your hands on that little girl again, me and Mr. Mantle are gonna pay you a visit my friend."
Originally Posted By LadyKluck >>>My name is Muerte.<<<< ROFLMAO!! I LOVE that movie!! "Hey there Morty!"
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka :-D I was so happy when Undercover Blues came out on dvd. Now I'm torn between watching it or Tommy Boy tonight.
Originally Posted By threeundertwo Ichabod Crane: It was a headless horseman. Baltus Van Tassel: You must not excite yourself. Ichabod Crane: But it was a headless horseman. Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it was. That's why you're here. Ichabod Crane: No, you must believe me. It was a horseman, a dead one. Headless. Baltus Van Tassel: I know, I know. Ichabod Crane: You don't know because you were not there. It's all true. Baltus Van Tassel: Of course it is. I told you. Everyone told you. Ichabod Crane: I... saw him. [faints]
Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch Graham: You are who you are, the trick is not getting caught! Megan: Then why are you here? Graham: I got caught. from But I'm a Cheerleader
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin I know because...I know because...I know because I never loved him the way I love you!
Originally Posted By friendofdd Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
Originally Posted By MrNiceGuy "Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded." - Sparky Palastri from Bring It On
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo "D'oh!" "Whoo-Hoo!!!" "Why you little..." "Mmmmmm...." All by Homer Simpson
Originally Posted By threeundertwo And there is no trade or employment but the young man following it may become a hero, And there is no object so soft but it makes a hub for the wheel’d universe, And I say to any man or woman, Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes. In the faces of men and women I see God, and in my own face in the glass, I find letters from God dropt in the street,and every one is sign’d by God’s name, And I leave them where they are, for I know that wheresoe’er I go, Others will punctually come for ever and ever.
