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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo

    "Well, blow me down!"

    Popeye the Sailor Man (*toot toot!*)
     
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    Originally Posted By Boardwalkbum

    " ok clancy, take the boys and surround the house......"
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    "Ow"...unk seal.
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    Hey! Why isn't it "Spiderman?" Ya know, like Goldman, or Silverman?

    It's not his last name.

    It isn't?

    No. It's not like... like "Phil Spiderman". He's a Spider *Man*. You know, like, uh, like Goldman is a last name, but there's no Gold-Man.

    Oh, okay. There should *be* a "Gold-Man!"
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    "Grr! AArgh!"

    The little zombie dude at the end of the credits for each episode of Angel

    makes me laugh like a loon every time I see it! hehehehe
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    "I'm federal agent Jack Bauer, and today is the longest day of my life"
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    "Sonny: I've come to take you out of here.
    Kira: It can't be done. No one's ever taken anyone out of here. Not in the whole history of... the whole history!
    Sonny: I'll make them let you go. Zeus! Zeus, you hear me?
    Kira: Oh, God."


    -that cinematic masterpiece, Xanadu
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    If I divorce my wife, will she still be my sister?

    (handsome)Billy Hill
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and file' gumbo
    'Cause tonight I’m gonna see my ma cher amio
    Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-o
    Son of a gun, we’ll have big fun on the bayou
     
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    Laissez le bon temps roulez!

    -New Orleans resident today.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    "No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone."

    Shirley Jackson
    The Haunting of Hill House
     
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    "It moved."

    George Costanza
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo

    "They're Heerree!"

    Poltergeist
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    "That smarts, doesn't it? Getting slammed in the nose. Screws you all up. You get that pain shootin' through your brain, your eyes fill up with water."
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    "We keep repeating mistakes for souvenirs
    And we’ve been in between the days for years
    And I know that when I see you I’m going to die
    I know I’m going to want you and you know why
    It’s going to kill me to see you with the next girl
    ‘Cause I’m the most gorgeously jealous kind of ex-girl"
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    "You know who I am, Mr. Worley?"
    "I got no idea."
    "I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I can assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct?"
    "I heard of Blue Lou Boyle."
    "I'm glad. Hopefully it means we can cut out the part of the conversation where you're wondering how full of crap I am."


    "Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothing but you're telling me everything."
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    "Love is like a punishment
    Home girl here to represent
    So innocently you seem to come my way
    While Tinker Bell and Cupid play"
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    I play the guitar whenever I cannot sleep, and I meditate every morning, complete with chanting and burning incense, so if you have to walk around I'd appreciate a little tiptoeing. Also: I sleep in the nude. "Au buffo." Winter and summer, rain or snow, with the windows open. And because I may have to go to the potty or to the fridge in the middle of the night, and because I do not want to put on jammies which I do not own in the first place, unless you're looking for a quick thrill or your daughter an advanced education I'd keep my door closed.
     

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