Originally Posted By Jafar30 "He gives me a blank check. And I ax him. I say Bobby do you want me to whack her, cause I don't do dose things anymore I'm a man of God." A former mobster turned preacher who's a witness in the Robert Blake trial.
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan "I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan "Popcorn or churros? Oh, I love popcorn!" Margaret "Tinkerbelle" Kerry (to a shocked and dismayed iluvdisneyland) Club 33 Meet
Originally Posted By Inspector 57 Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. -Albert Einstein
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan "Either you bring the water to L.A. or you bring L.A. to the water. " Noah Cross Chinatown
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan "I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is... scruples?" "No, I don't know what it is. But if you got 'em, it's a sure bet they belong to somebody else!" Ryan & Tatum O'Neal Paper Moon
Originally Posted By Labuda "I'm ALL for taking LA into the water! Those people can't drive!" - Ann Labuda 02/15/05
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Oh Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in? Igor: And you won't be angry? Dr. FF: I will NOT be angry. Igor: Abby someone. Dr. FF: Abby someone. Abby who? Igor: Abby Normal. Dr. FF: Abby Normal? Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name. Dr. FF: Abby Nor... Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan "Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value. " Cher 'Clueless'
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka All gay men have track lighting, and all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.
Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch "Life would be pretty shitty without plumbing." Russell Crowe as Jeff Mitchell in The Sum of Us