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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    "I aim to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. What'll it be?"
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    "Have you made up your mind?"

    "Mr. Keyes, I'm a Medford man - Medford, Oregon. Up in Medford, we take our time making up our minds."

    " Well, we're not in Medford, we're in a hurry."
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    I know, I know. I'll use proper judgment. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you could've gotten somebody killed today and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth, but I won't. I won't. The hell I won't!
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    "Mother, umm, what is the phrase? She isn't quite herself today."
     
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    Originally Posted By -em

    But its sandwich day!

    Every thursday I take Pudge the fish a Peanut Butter Sandwich but today we were out of Peanut Butter so I asked my sister what to give him and she said a Tuna Sandwich.. I can't give Pudge tuna that'd be an abomination.. I'm late because I had to go to the store and get Peanut Butter cause all we had was stinkin tuna...
     
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    Originally Posted By -em

    Wonder how much Sam the bookie would give us for our overcoats...

    and
    I want another cup of coffee

    Some like it hot :) -em
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    "Where's my Dickie?"
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    "I'm not even supposed to be here today."
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue,
    I could not forsee this thing happening to you.
    If I look hard enough into the setting sun,
    my love will laugh with me before the morning comes.
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    "The only hit that comes out of a Helen Lawson show is Helen Lawson, and that's ME, baby, remember?!?"
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    "Pathetic attempt to hog the brownie."
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo

    "Ain't I a stinker?"

    Bugs Bunny
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    Groundskeeper Willie: "It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
    Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
    Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!"
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    >>"I'm not even supposed to be here today."<<

    Also from the same character that mele quoted above:

    "THIRTY-SEVEN?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!"
     
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    Originally Posted By iceknyght

    Buncha savages in this town.
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    "There are rules about that sort
    of thing."
     
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    Mom, what's erectile disfunction?
     
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    Originally Posted By WilliamK99

    "We'll just tell your mom we ate it"

    American Pie
     

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