Originally Posted By melekalikimaka "That guy wears the broken shoe The other guy wears the slipper I don’t care what old flat-top says I’m gonna ride in a Lincoln Zephyr"
Originally Posted By Lisann22 I like to have a martinie, two at the very most - at three I'm under the table, at four, I'm under the host Dorothy Parker
Originally Posted By Lisann22 I like to have a martini, two at the very most - at three I'm under the table, at four, I'm under the host Dorothy Parker
Originally Posted By Lisann22 I like to have a martini, two at the very most - at three I'm under the table, at four, I'm under the host Dorothy Parker
Originally Posted By friendofdd My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. --Erma Bombeck
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka "You are black, and I am white Life's an Eskimo Pie, let's.. take a bite! That was groovy thinkin' Lincoln, when you set them freeeeeee..."
Originally Posted By Boardwalkbum "There are only two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity....and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka "That's how true love creates it beautiful agony." ^^That line always cracks me up.
Originally Posted By friendofdd Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. --Albert Einstein
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo "Please don't be afraid. I just want to be friends." Casper The Friendly Ghost
Originally Posted By Jafar30 "Oh come on... STOP WHINING! You kids are soft! You lack discipline! WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW! YOU BELONG TO ME!"
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo "Hey, Rock! Watch me pull a rabbit of my hat!" "Again?" Bullwinkle The Moose and Rocky The Flying Squirrel