Originally Posted By Boardwalkbum "Good swimmers are oftenest drowned." Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo "I'm no fool, no siree." Jiminy Cricket (The 50's Mickey Mouse Club)
Originally Posted By friendofdd A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. --Fr. Jerome Cummings
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka "I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education." -Tallulah Bankhead
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka "Harriet. Harri-ette. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis. Beautiful, bemused, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed? He wants you back, he screamed into the night air like a firefighter going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart. I am lonely. It's really hard. This poem... sucks."
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka Deb: What are you drawing? Napoleon: A liger. Deb: What's a liger? Napoleon: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo "You don't need a driver's license to drive a sandwich." Spongebob Squarepants
Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch "Wolf is the Grand Teacher. Wolf is the sage, who after many winters upon the sacred path and seeking the ways of wisdom, returns to share new knowledge with the tribe. Wolf is both the radical and the traditional in the same breath. When the Wolf walks by you - you will remember." ~ Robert Ghost Wolf
Originally Posted By Boardwalkbum On my gravestone, I want to say "I told you I was sick." Achivement is for senators and scholars.At one time I had ambitions but I had them removed by a doctor in Buffalo. - Tom Waits
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo "I'm David Hasselhoff" David Hasselhoff - "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie"
Originally Posted By FaMulan "I am imperfect in many ways, nevertheless, I want my brethren and kinsfolk to know my nature so that they may be able to perceive my soul's desire." -Saint Patrick in his "Confessio"
Originally Posted By Jafar30 From one of the funniest SNL skits in recent years: Stuart Scott: "Well, the Lakers and the Sonics, at the forum, two of the favorites in '99.. so, who's it going to be in Y2K? Well, Shaq weighed in with his opinion - Boo-yah! Boo-yah! Boo-yah! That's right! Shaq-Daddy with 37 points - he sends an invitation to the Finals party, and it says "B.Y.O.B.": "Bring Youe Own Boo-yah!" The Lakers destroy the Sonics, 114-82. Chet?" Chet Harper: "Thank you, Stuart! Latest talk is that David Robinson is over the hill. But in my book, you gotta get to Whitecastle before the weirdos show up! Tonight at the Alamodome, he gets Happy-Go-Jackie on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waffle! Sweet Sassy Molassey! Get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rubdown as the Spurs beat the Heat, 86-79! Stuart!"
Originally Posted By vbdad55 "A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest." - Simon and Garfunkel's - "The Boxer"
