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    Originally Posted By jaycub

    AUSTIN: "Only 2 things scare me, and one is nuclear war."

    BASIL: "What's the other?"

    AUSTIN: "Carnies!"
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo

    "Think, Think, Think"

    Winnie the Pooh
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    "Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em that I've got no cerebellum" - The Ramones, Teenage Lobotomy
     
    #363 See Post, Apr 5, 2005
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    "Roses are red ... violets are blue ... if you look at another girl ... I will beat you."
    NBA player Doug Christie's wife reciting a poem she had written during this month's episode of HBO's "Real Sports"
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    "My two biggest personnel mistakes were Michael Ovitz and Mo Vaughn."
    Michael Eisner
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    "Crack is whack."
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    The knee feels fine, I've been training Confuciously."
    Mike Tyson about his latest comeback
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    "Whenever I see a homeless guy, I always run back and give him money, because I think, 'Oh my God, what if that was Jesus?'"
    Pamela Anderson
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    "I may have smoked too much weed, but I wasn't taking drugs or anything."
    Mike Tyson on his loss to Lennox Lewis
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    <<'Oh my God, what if that was Jesus?'">>

    ROFL!!
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    A lot of Mike Tyson, but he's really a gift from the comedy gods

    "I guess you can never domesticate them. Like I'm not domesticated, I'm never gonna be a domesticated person."
    Mike Tyson on Montecore the Tiger. The tiger who attacked Roy.
     
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    Originally Posted By jaycub

    SHOOTER: "You're gonna beat me? At Golf? Oh you are on. I eat pieces of @#$% like you for breakfast."

    HAPPY: "You eat pieces of @#$%?"

    SHOOTER: "No!"
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    ^^HAHA! One of the best comebacks ever.
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo

    "Don't make me mad, you won't like it when I'm angry"

    Bruce Banner a.k.a. The HULK
     
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    I think so Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?
     
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    Originally Posted By Labuda

    "Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you."
     
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    Originally Posted By Boardwalkbum

    Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    I think so Brain.....but me and Brooke Shields....what will the children look like?
     
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    Originally Posted By Boardwalkbum

    The best way to do is to be.
    -Lao Tzu

    To do is to be.
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

    To be is to do.
    -Emanuel Kant

    Do be do be do.
    -Frank Sinatra
     
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    Originally Posted By iceknyght

    Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    I think so Brain.....but this time, you wear the tutu...
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo

    "Not so the Drama"

    Kim Possible
     
    #380 See Post, Apr 8, 2005
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