Originally Posted By Jafar30 This quote needs a little set up. The place: MGM Grand in Las Vegas The time: 3:00 a.m. The scenario: In the casino playing blackjack, there's about 20 of us there for a bachelor party. Another friend asks if anyone wants to get some food. I say yes. As most people know MGM is huge and has wide array of places to eat at. So we approach a security guard if he knows of anywhere we can eat in hotel. We ask him about seven or eight different places in hotel that we can eat at: "Is this open?" "No" "How about this place?" "No" My friend whose visiting for his first time replies to the security guard: "You know for a city that never sleeps, there sure is a lot crap closed."
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan "Either friendofdd made a typo in post #24 or I completely missed the sport utility vehicle scene in Princess Bride." -- Kar2oonman 1/18/04
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan &%$$!!! LOL! Everytime I try to be a wiseguy and point out a typo, I go and make one myself. Every. Single. Time.
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 "You are a sad, strange little man" Toy Story "Inconceivable!" The Princess Bride "I'm melting, I'm melting....what a world, what a world..." The Wizard of Oz
Originally Posted By threeundertwo Hold your ground, hold your ground. Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day. This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!*
Originally Posted By Jafar30 "LOL! Everytime I try to be a wiseguy and point out a typo, I go and make one myself. Every. Single. Time." Kar2oonMan 1/18/2005
Originally Posted By threeundertwo It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men. Aragorn: It's the beards.
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 "He's an angry elf!" "Would you like to touch my monkey?" "Isn't that special"
Originally Posted By Jafar30 "I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded."
Originally Posted By Jafar30 Mike Tyson after losing a fight a few years ago: "I guess I'm going to fade into Bolivian"
Originally Posted By goodgirl <<Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?>> My favorite line in that movie!!!
Originally Posted By wendebird I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful. GETOUTTATHECAR! Is this corn hand shucked? People are like telephones, some are just tempoarily disconnected. I know that Betty. All from "What About Bob?" This fog's as thick as peanut butter. You mean pea soup. You eat what you like, I'll eat what I like! Rudolph
