Originally Posted By Disneyland55 After time has worn away the shock, you come to realize, you've seen her kind of eyes, watching you from underneath a rock! - Roger DALMATIANS
Originally Posted By melekalikimaka "I hope you're glad with what you've done to me. I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy. You left me here all alone, tears running constantly. Oh somebody kill me please, somebody kill me plee-ase, I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please kill me. " -Adam Sandler
Originally Posted By Disneyland55 "Now for my favorite question: Did you poop yet?" Izzy from the show Gray's Anatomy
Originally Posted By Jafar30 "It moisturizes my situation and maintains my sexy." P. Diddy in an infomercial for Proactiv skin care
Originally Posted By jaycub "Are you kidding? YOu're the kind've guy who would beg for sex, and I should know... we smell our own." Jason Lee • Mallrats
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. JRR Tolkien - The Two Towers
Originally Posted By Disneyland55 "Well, I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish, yet affordable boots, but there's definitely something unnatural going on here. And that doesn't usually lead to hugs and puppies." -Buffy
Originally Posted By lesmisfan "Not that anyone listens to me, but the restuarant is on the other end of the universe." marvin from hitchhikers.
Originally Posted By jaycub MAX: My teacher tells me that real beauty is on the inside. FLETCHER: That's just something ugly people say. Liar Liar