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    Originally Posted By jaycub

    "You're on a first name basis with lucidity, little friend. I have to call it "mister" lucidity... and that's no good in a pinch."

    Patrick Warburton • The Tick
     
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    Originally Posted By jaycub

    TICK: Owww, my head feels like it's going to have a baby

    ARTHUR: It's called a headache

    TICK: It has a name?
     
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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    What do they eat when they can't get Hobbit.
     
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    Originally Posted By lesmisfan

    "Old, Alone, done for"
     
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    Originally Posted By Disneyland55

    To all who come to this happy place, welcome.

    Disneyland is your land.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    The sixth shiek's sixth sheep's sick.
     
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    Originally Posted By jaycub

    TICK: "Whose the guy in the dress?"

    ARTHUR: "That's the judge."

    TICK: "Well I judge him and find him funny."
     
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    Originally Posted By lesmisfan

    "if you were me, i'd be ugly"
     
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    Originally Posted By jaycub

    TOMMY: Did you hear I graduated?

    RICHARD: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade... alright.

    TOMMY: Y'know a lot of people go to college for seven years.

    RICHARD: I know, their called doctors.

    Chris Farley and David Spade • Tommy Boy
     
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    Originally Posted By LilliBelle

    Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed.


    (I'm tired of wasting quotes in the Topic Murderers thread. They belong here anyway.)
     
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    Originally Posted By LilliBelle

    There's a reason there's a banana in my ear. I'm trying to lure the monkey out of my head.
     
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    Originally Posted By LilliBelle

    Zik-Zak... We make everything you need and you need everything we make.
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    I have to go away
    I've got no reason to stay here
    You said someday you'll change
    But even a fool will tell you
    Someday never comes
     
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    Originally Posted By lesmisfan

    "Heaven helps the man who fights his fear."
     
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    Originally Posted By Deogges Mom

    In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.
     
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    Originally Posted By LilliBelle

    Please come to Boston for the springtime
    I'm staying here with some friends
    And they've got lots of room
    You can sell you paintings on the sidewalk
    By a cafe where I hope to be workin soon
    Please come to Boston
    She said no, boy you come home to me

    And she said, ramblin boy why don't you settle down
    Boston ain't your kind of town
    There ain't no gold, and ther ain't nobody like me
    I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee

    Please come to Denver to see the snowfall
    We'll move up into the mountains so far we can't be found
    And throw I love you echos down the canyon
    And then lie awake at night until they come back around
    Please come to Denver
    She said no, boy you come home to me

    And she said, ramblin' boy why don't you settle down
    Denver ain't your kind of town
    There ain't no gold, and there ain't nobody like me
    I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee

    Now that drifters word goes round and round
    And I doubt it's ever gonna stop
    But of all the dreams I've lost or found and all that I ain't
    got
    I still need to lean to
    Somebody I can sing to

    Please come to L.A. and live forever
    California life alone is just too hard to build
    I live in a house that looks out over the ocean
    And there's some stars that fell from the sky
    Livin' up on the hill
    Please come to L.A.
    She just said no, would you come home to me

    And she said, ramblin' boy why don't you settle down
    L.A. ain't your kind of town
    There ain't no gold, and ther ain't nobody like me
    I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee
    I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee



    (I love that song)
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    Dude! I so love that song too.
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    Chicken make lousy housepet.
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    Hey.
     
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    Originally Posted By melekalikimaka

    LOL

    Gimme some of your tots.
     

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