Originally Posted By peeaanuut "And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death."
Originally Posted By Boardwalkbum "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandpa. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
Originally Posted By mele (Cool, send Chuck over.) "I tawt I saw a puddy tat. I did, I did see a puddy tat!"
Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom "When your existence depends on the empowerment of your victimization, Liberation in the enemy."
Originally Posted By Goofyernmost "If you're not part of the solution, you must be part of the problem!"
Originally Posted By alexbook "Like the Crosby to the Stills to the Nash to the Young" --The Marginal Prophets
Originally Posted By alexbook "...police work is powered by routine and custom, and one of the strong and proud traditions of our craft was that it was good to know the dead person's name." --Jeff Lindsay, "Dexter in the Dark"
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight Why Kate, your not wearing a bustle. How lewd. ~Doc Holliday, "Tombstone"
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 Mrs. Conclusion: Hullo, Mrs. Premise. Mrs. Premise: Hullo, Mrs. Conclusion. Conclusion: Busy Day? Premise: Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat. Conclusion: Four hours to bury a cat? Premise: Yes - it wouldn't keep still, wriggling about howling its head off. Conclusion: Oh - it wasn't dead, then? Premise: No, no - but it's not at all well, so as we were going away for a fortnight's holiday, I thought I'd better bury it just to be on the safe side.
Originally Posted By alexbook "Folks, here's a reminder from the National Safety Council: When walking, stop at the curb, look both ways, cross when it's safe." --George Fenneman, on "You Bet Your Life" (I don't know why, but I cracked up when I heard this.)
Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x "He is a boil on the butt of humanity." Ouiser, "Steel Magnolias"
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 "Clothes make the man. Naked people have very little or no influence on society." Mark Twain
