Originally Posted By alexbook "I don't want to be insulting, but how is it you're not in jail?" --Groucho Marx
Originally Posted By alexbook "Lily never wanted to have the kind of friends who refused to eat fries in a sparkly, brown jumpsuit."
Originally Posted By alexbook "I'm not a criminal. I didn't steal a car.... I tried to conquer the world and almost succeeded, twelve times and counting." --Austin Grossman, "Soon I Will Be Invincible"
Originally Posted By alexbook From the same book: "Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."
Originally Posted By Sara Tonin "I won't think about that now, I'll think about it tomorrow."---Scarlett
Originally Posted By DAR I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Originally Posted By christiemarsh88 Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all. --Douglas Adams
Originally Posted By alexbook "I, for one, pine for the good old days when items about the knobby fingers and eagle batting eye of some diamond favorite filled the public prints, rather than contracts, commissions, injunctions and a hundred and one other matters tiresomely material and not base ball at all." --Bill Hanna, "New York Sun," March 4, 1915
Originally Posted By alexbook "...the instructor described navigating the In-Between as 'intuitively imposing directional order in an inchoate fractal hyperfold.' I said it struck me more like trying to find your way out from inside a giant Lava lamp. She said it came to the same thing." --Neil Gaiman & Michael Reaves, "Interworld"
Originally Posted By alexbook "'I have a presentiment of doom upon me,' said Augusus 'Two Feathers' McCoy that night, in a bed that was far too small for him, before he slept, 'and I fear it shall come to us with barbecue sauce.'" --Neil Gaiman, "Sunbird"
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove "In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!"
Originally Posted By alexbook "It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable." --Anne of Green Gables
Originally Posted By Maleficent one "Anywhere you go, anyone you meet, remember that your eyes can be your enemy." Depressing i know, but i like it.
