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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    "I'm Paris Hilton and I approve this message."
     
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    Originally Posted By piratebrittany

    {I hope this isn't too inappropriate for LP but it's one of my favorite Quentin Tarantino lines EVER}

    --Do you like Ava Gardner?
    -Sorry?
    --Ava Gardner, do you like her?
    -Yeah, I guess...
    --I was just thinking that you, uh, kinda look like Ava Gardner a little bit.
    -You know what this is?
    --A gun...
    -It's simplicity itself: you see, you point it at what you wanta die, and you pull the little trigger here, and a little bullet comes outta here, and the little bullet hits you right there! And you know what? You don't look like Ava Gardner no more.


    I die everytime I watch Planet Terror and see this scene.
     
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    Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove

    "Speak low, if you speak love" -- William Shakespeare
     
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    Originally Posted By oneyepete

    "Me thinks thou dost protest too much!"
     
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    Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove

    "No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born..."
     
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    Originally Posted By Disneyland55

    "No privacy at all around this place!"

    - Uncle Orville (Mel Blanc) from CoP

    :)
     
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    Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove

    "I steal only what I can't afford.....and that's everything!"
     
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    Originally Posted By Disneyland55

    Riff raff! Street rat!
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    "Sometimes, Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker was thrown out of a high window and that was the end of him. These days, if you threw someone out of a window, they'd phone their lawyer on the way down."
    --Eoin Colfer, "Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code"
     
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    Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove

    From City of Angels, Nicolas Cage:

    I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.
     
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    Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove

    King Henry V's speech to his troops before battle (the ending part) played so masterfully by Kenneth Branaugh in his version:

    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition;
    And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
    Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
    And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
    That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
     
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    Originally Posted By A Happy Haunt

    "I'm just a sweet transvestite from trans sexual Translyvania"
     
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    Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains

    " Does Your Mother Know" (mamma mia)
     
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    Originally Posted By A Happy Haunt

    "somethings are better left unsaid"
     
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    Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains

    "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    "Donny D's on the back up, drug free so put the crack up."

    Marky Mark
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    "Cracklin Rosie you're a store bought woman"

    Mr. Neil Diamond
     
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    Originally Posted By gottaluvdavillains

    "See that roses really smell like boo-boo"

    Outkast
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    "So you're telling me that back in the 70's if I was out in California with a bag of weed or coke, Marsha Brady would have slept with me."

    -Everyman in his late 40's/early 50's after finding out that Maureen McCormick aka Marsha Brady would trade sex for drugs.
     
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    Originally Posted By A Happy Haunt

    "OH MI GAWD"....(i heard that last nite & almost died!!
     

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