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    Originally Posted By DAR

    "It ain't no sin to go to the scrip club" and "I was just being rebellion".

    Former Dallas Cowboy Adam "Pacman"Jones
     
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    Originally Posted By Cotton Pikin Redneck

    Love is a gamble. It's a chance that you take. You lay your heart down and you bet it won't break.

    Randy Travis
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    "There's nothing like an argument from analogy. Well, maybe a duck."
    --Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein, "Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar..."
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    "The clock is a conspiracy and a crime against humanity and I would not own one ... except I miss appointments without it."
    --Brian Andreas
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    So if he's late, would that be "Andreas's fault?" ;-)
    okOk that was a bad one eh?
     
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    Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer

    "Professional assassination. It's the highest form of public service".
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    "Dorothy lived in the midst of the great Kansas prairies, with Uncle Henry, who was a farmer, and Aunt Em, who was the farmer's wife."
    --L. Frank Baum, "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz"
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    ^--Another one of those sentences that I find funny without being to clearly explain why.
     
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    Originally Posted By oneyepete

    "And then there were none."
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    "Shoot me, I'm too purple!"
    --Stephen King, "Low Men in Yellow Coats"
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    " Well,if I stuck a pair of eyes somewhere in this nest, I bet the kids would think we got a new pet."
    ---Me, *After takeing off THAT HAT!*
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    "I don't care what other parents are letting their kids do! You're my kid and I said NO! If other kids start jumping off cliffs would you do that too?"

    My Mom-1972

    Sara Tonin-1986
     
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    Originally Posted By Lady Starlight

    ^^Lady Starlight-2009 ( on NOT allowing Madame Leota to get her belly button pierced) lol
     
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    Originally Posted By Shiva

    "Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?"

    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    "God was my co-pilot but then we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him"

    A bumper sticker
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    omg...I need that bumper sticker! But how would it look next to my COEXIST sticker?
     
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    Originally Posted By ShivaThDestroyer

    "It seems that you know so little, and are so easily amused, that I can look forward to a very happy time."

    Mark Thackeray, To Sir With Love - 1967
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    "Funnier than 'Psycho,' more chilling than 'Jeeves Takes Charge' and shorter than 'War and Peace.'"
    --The Birmingham News's review of "The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul"
     
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    Originally Posted By TINK-MOBILE

    One who has everything...needs not, what another has....

    instead they could share with another who has none.....

    Dad.....1981
     
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    Originally Posted By TINK-MOBILE

    Every Day may not be a Good Day for us,
    but there is some Good in Every Day...
     

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