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    Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch

    "I guess it could have been worse, you could have picked Pink Pochohantas Princes canoes."
    karlg in the Disneyland General
    Topic: Jim Hill: Woody's Roundup mini-land coming
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    "Life-live it!" Louie Anderson
     
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    Originally Posted By iceknyght

    "My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R... My bologna has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R"


    "I know you can read my thoughts boy... Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow..."


    "Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history, from the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree... Doh!"


    "Now you know, and knowing is half the battle... G.I. Joe!"


    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    "And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray.

    And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control.

    The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp.

    The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this!

    The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair."
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo

    "I'm your worst Nightmare"

    Mushu as "Batman" - Mulan
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Welcome to New World. God save you, if it is right that he should do so.
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Find a truly original idea. It is the only way I will ever distinguish myself. It is the only way I will ever matter.
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    A few from the Usual Suspects:

    Verbal: "Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.


    Verbal: Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
    Verbal: And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you." And nobody really ever believes."
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires. -Abigail Van Buren.
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    "What kind of idiot breaks up with Jennifer Anniston"
    -My father on Brad Pitt

    "Dude he's Brad Pitt he can whoever he wants"
    -Myself
     
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    Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch

    "A Queen is never late. Everyone else is simply...early." ~~Queen Clarisse Rinaldi of Genovia
     
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    Originally Posted By TDLFAN

    "Stand back! You FOOLS!!"

    As if we didn't know who said that.

    Also...

    "Oh...my....God...!" by oldest drag queen in "Priscilla: Queen of the Desert"
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo

    "I yam what I yam and that's all I yam."

    "I'm strong to the finish 'cause I eat my spinach!"

    "I'm Popeye The Sailor Man" *Toot Toot!*
     
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    Originally Posted By WilliamK99

    "I'M BACK! I'M BACK"

    ** crashes to the ground **

    "My Back..... My back...."
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    Life's a journey not a destination
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    "Unless a person has the courage to give you unqualified praise, I say ignore the bastard." John Steinbeck

    ;>
     
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    "Couples Only"
    "No cameras, no video"
    "No affairs"
    "And the kids must never know"

    CSI rerun last night.
     
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    No shirt
    No shoes
    No come in
     
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    Originally Posted By Sara Tonin

    "If you keep making that face it will get stuck like that."
    My mom...spring '62
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo

    "You're Despicable!"
    Daffy Duck
     

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