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    Originally Posted By WilliamK99

    Harold: Did Doogie Howser just steal my ******* car?
    Kumar: Yes... I think he did.
    Harold: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    From the funniest movie in years "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle"
     
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    Originally Posted By TDLFAN

    Rated or unrated version??
     
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    Originally Posted By WilliamK99

    Haven't seen unrated, rated version was hilarious....I never laughed so hard in my life.
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    I've only seen the unrated version and yes it's hysterical:

    Harold: "You know Doogie Howser? He just stole my car!
    Officer Palumbo: Hey - NPH wouldn't do that!"
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    From another funny movie:

    "Lance Armstrong: Hey, aren't you Peter La Fleur?
    Peter La Fleur: Lance Armstrong!
    Lance Armstrong: Ya, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours.
    Peter La Fleur: Really?
    Lance Armstrong: Ya, I've been watching the dodgeball tournament on the Ocho. ESPN 8. I just can't get enough of it. Good luck in the tournament. I'm really pulling for you against those jerks from Globo Gym. I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late.
    Peter La Fleur: Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance.
    Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?
    Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.
    Lance Armstrong: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life. Well good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever. "
     
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    Originally Posted By mickey_ring

    "Has everybody gone nuts around here? I can understand how Tennessee feels, he's just in off a flying saucer..."
    - The Love Bug
     
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

    Broadcast News, I believe.
     
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    No Fa, it wasn't Broadcast News. It was Network. And I think it was Albert Finney's character who shouted those lines.
     
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    Originally Posted By FaMulan

    Thanks, goodgirl. The quote popped into my head unbidden and I couldn't really remember where it came from.

    "All for One, and One for All."
     
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    Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter

    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
     
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    Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle

    "The right of a man to swing his arm ends where the other
    man's nose begins." -- Thomas Jefferson
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    <<No Fa, it wasn't Broadcast News. It was Network. And I think it was Albert Finney's character who shouted those lines>>

    Yes it was Network, but I believe it was Peter Finch who shouted those famous lines.
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    "Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall a**-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    "If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming."
    Charles Barkley
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    "Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing."
    Vince Lombardi
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    "Serenity now!"

    "The man on the tape was not specific"
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    ^^^Oh from Seinfeld, as well as....

    "A Festivus for the Rest of us!"
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    "Ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind"
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    "As you wish...."

    Princess Bride, can't remember if anyone said that one already
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    Hey, look! It's Cruella!
     

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