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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    "Catch those puppies!"

    Dalmatians :)
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    "Not that there's anything wrong with that"
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Nick: "I'm a hero. I was shot 2 times in the Tribune."

    Nora: "I read where you were shot 5 times in the tabloids."

    Nick: "It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids."

    -- The Thin Man
     
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    Originally Posted By threeundertwo

    Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
    Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
    Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
    Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
    Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
    Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
    Vizzini: Enough of that.
    Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
    Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
    Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
    Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
    Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.
     
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    Originally Posted By goodgirl

    "The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."

    - George, (Seinfeld episode)
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo

    "Good Grief!"
    "Rats!"
    "Curse you, Red Baron!"
    Charlie Brown & Snoopy
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    "No soup for you!"

    The Soup Nazi
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    Boss Paul: "That ditch is Boss Kean's ditch. And I told him that dirt in it's your dirt. What's your dirt doin' in his ditch?
    Luke: I don't know, Boss.
    Boss Paul: You better get in there and get it out, boy."
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    "IT'S AWESOME BABY WITH A CAPITAL A"
    Dick Vitale on pretty much everything
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    That's right. When I was your age, television was called books! And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo

    "Hey, I'm smarter than an avereage bear!:

    Yogi Bear

    "Jane, stop this crazy thing!"

    George Jetson

    "Yabba-Dabba-Doo!"

    Fred Flintstone
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    Buck Laughlin: "And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten"
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    Buck Laughlin: "Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?
    Nurse: Uh, no.
    Buck Laughlin: Remind me never to come to you for a physical!"
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo

    "This is a job for...SUPERMAN!"

    Superman
     
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    Originally Posted By LadyKluck

    And shelf paper! Oh, Johnny, I *love* shelf paper!

    Lil: So when I was 18 I left home and came here to Chicago.
    Johnny Dangerously: Uh Lil, this ain't Chicago. We're in New York.
    Lil: You're kidding.
    [Pause]
    Lil: Well, New York, Chicago, to a girl on her own, it's all the same.

    You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!



    All from Johnny Dangerously.
     
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    Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch

    M’Lynn: The sanctuary looks like it’s been hosed down with Pepto-Bismol!

    Shelby: Pink is my signature color. My colors are Blush and Bashful...

    M’Lynn: Her colors are pink and pink.

    from Steel Magnolias
     
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    Originally Posted By iceknyght

    >>All from Johnny Dangerously.<<

    Great movie! :D

    Johnny Dangerously: Whatcha cookin' here ma?
    Ma Kelly: Beer.
    Johnny Dangerously: With noodles! Great idea!
     
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    Originally Posted By Jafar30

    "Love is like a bomb come on baby get on"
    Def Lepard
     
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    Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo

    "Help, Cecil, Help!"

    Beany (from "Beany & Cecil" [the Seasick Sea Serpent])

    "Nya-Ha-Ha!"

    Dishonest John (from "Beany & Cecil")
     
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    Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch

    "Arrh! Arrh! Arrh!"
    "More Power!"
    Tim "The Toolman" Taylor
    Home Improvement
     

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