Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan Nick: "I'm a hero. I was shot 2 times in the Tribune." Nora: "I read where you were shot 5 times in the tabloids." Nick: "It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids." -- The Thin Man
Originally Posted By threeundertwo Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*. Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*. Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*. Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*. Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme. Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time. Vizzini: Enough of that. Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead. Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it. Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.
Originally Posted By goodgirl "The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George, (Seinfeld episode)
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo "Good Grief!" "Rats!" "Curse you, Red Baron!" Charlie Brown & Snoopy
Originally Posted By Jafar30 Boss Paul: "That ditch is Boss Kean's ditch. And I told him that dirt in it's your dirt. What's your dirt doin' in his ditch? Luke: I don't know, Boss. Boss Paul: You better get in there and get it out, boy."
Originally Posted By Jafar30 "IT'S AWESOME BABY WITH A CAPITAL A" Dick Vitale on pretty much everything
Originally Posted By friendofdd That's right. When I was your age, television was called books! And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo "Hey, I'm smarter than an avereage bear!: Yogi Bear "Jane, stop this crazy thing!" George Jetson "Yabba-Dabba-Doo!" Fred Flintstone
Originally Posted By Jafar30 Buck Laughlin: "And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten"
Originally Posted By Jafar30 Buck Laughlin: "Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor? Nurse: Uh, no. Buck Laughlin: Remind me never to come to you for a physical!"
Originally Posted By LadyKluck And shelf paper! Oh, Johnny, I *love* shelf paper! Lil: So when I was 18 I left home and came here to Chicago. Johnny Dangerously: Uh Lil, this ain't Chicago. We're in New York. Lil: You're kidding. [Pause] Lil: Well, New York, Chicago, to a girl on her own, it's all the same. You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once! All from Johnny Dangerously.
Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch M’Lynn: The sanctuary looks like it’s been hosed down with Pepto-Bismol! Shelby: Pink is my signature color. My colors are Blush and Bashful... M’Lynn: Her colors are pink and pink. from Steel Magnolias
Originally Posted By iceknyght >>All from Johnny Dangerously.<< Great movie! Johnny Dangerously: Whatcha cookin' here ma? Ma Kelly: Beer. Johnny Dangerously: With noodles! Great idea!
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo "Help, Cecil, Help!" Beany (from "Beany & Cecil" [the Seasick Sea Serpent]) "Nya-Ha-Ha!" Dishonest John (from "Beany & Cecil")
Originally Posted By gaydsnywitch "Arrh! Arrh! Arrh!" "More Power!" Tim "The Toolman" Taylor Home Improvement
