Originally Posted By Inspector 57 "Whenever you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be true." Mr. Spock
Originally Posted By threeundertwo Call me Ishmael. Some years ago -- never mind how long precisely -- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.
Originally Posted By friendofdd (Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan): I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps! (FatherJohn Patrick Mulcahy): He was drafted.
Originally Posted By threeundertwo "Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show."
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan "When choosing between two evils I like to try the one I've never tried before." --Mae West
Originally Posted By Pixie Glitter "The LP Snackie Awards: Sour. Salty. Sweet. But never, ever bitter." -Kar2oonMan
Originally Posted By threeundertwo I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.
Originally Posted By Jafar30 Bond:"Do you expect me to talk?" Goldfinger:"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die"
Originally Posted By friendofdd As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again! No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!
Originally Posted By friendofdd No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you! You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.
Originally Posted By friendofdd I want you to faint. This is what you were meant for. None of the fools you've ever known have kissed you like this, have they? Your Charles, or your Frank, or your stupid Ashley!
Originally Posted By mickey_ring There is no cause for alarm... but there probably will be. - Pinky and the Brain
Originally Posted By threeundertwo War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream. Besides, there isn't going to be any war.
Originally Posted By FaMulan Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
Originally Posted By friendofdd (Kirk): Bones, there's a... thing... out there. (Bones): Why is any object we don't understand always called "a thing"?
