Originally Posted By threeundertwo Here's a tragedy for you. Jessica's Girl has bronchitis and can't possibly last the night. Jessica's Girl is a horse. Poor Jessica's Girl. [Bette Davis in "Dark Victory"]
Originally Posted By Jafar30 Peter Griffin: "Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says "OOOOOO". Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios."
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan "The future's all your, you lousy bicycles!" -- Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Originally Posted By friendofdd >>>Morons. I've got morons on my team. Nobody is going to rob us going down the mountain. We have got no money going down the mountain. When we have got the money, on the way back, then you can sweat.<<< Strother Martin - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
Originally Posted By CuriosWolfSo "Toto, I have the feeling that we're not in Kansas anymore." Dorothy, "The Wizard of Oz"
Originally Posted By mickey_ring You know what I believe I'd like? A hot fudge sundae, with whipped cream, and a cherry on top. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Originally Posted By LadyKluck Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears we'd look like weasels.
Originally Posted By LadyKluck Oh yeah. Guys get out of Mount Rose all the time on hockey scholarships... or prison. Are we on "Cops" again? Say 'Airport HoJo'! Drop Dead Gorgeous
Originally Posted By friendofdd Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma.
Originally Posted By threeundertwo Up the airy mountain, down the rushing glen, we dare not go a hunting, for fear of little men. You see, nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out.
Originally Posted By Jafar30 Samir: "No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar. Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton. Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name. Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent a** clown became famous and started winning Grammys. Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael? Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks>>
Originally Posted By Jafar30 "Are you ready to tie one on Friday night" "Can't wait" "I plan on staying out until bar close" Me and my friends discussing going out since we all got raises. We'll be out until ten I would imagine.
Originally Posted By Jafar30 "Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein." Joe Theisman
Originally Posted By Jafar30 "Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it."
Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan "Some people have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just, no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good." -- Melvin As Good As It Gets
