Originally Posted By DAR Cruella De Vil, Cruella De Vil If she doesn't scare you no evil thing will To see her is to take a sudden chill Cruella, Cruella The curl in her lips The ice in her stair The inacent children better be ware She's like a spider waiting for the kill Look out for Cruella De Vil At first you think Cruells is a devil But after time has worn away the shock You come to realize you've seen her kind of eyes Watching you from underneath a rock This vampire bat, this inhuman beast She ought to be locked up and never released The world was such a wholesome place until Cruella, Cruella De Vil At first you think Cruells is a devil But after time has worn away the shock You come to realize you've seen her kind of eyes Watching you from underneath a rock Cruella De Vil, Cruella De Vil If she doesn't scare you no evil thing will To see her is to take a sudden chill Cruella, Cruella The curl in her lips The ice in her stair The inacent children better be ware She's like a spider waiting for the kill Look out for Cruella De Vil
Originally Posted By alexbook If you invest your tuppence Wisely in the bank Safe and sound Soon that tuppence, Safely invested in the bank, Will compound And you'll achieve that sense of conquest As your affluence expands In the hands of the directors Who invest as propriety demands You'll be part of Railways through Africa Dams across the Nile Fleets of ocean greyhounds Majestic, self-amortizing canals Plantations of ripening tea All from tuppence, prudently Fruitfully, frugally invested In the, to be specific, In the Dawes, Tomes Mousely, Grubbs Fidelity Fiduciary Bank!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Friday, payday, Lordy got to get away Had it with the wife thing, living on a shoe string What’s a poor girl got to do just to have some fun? All these years without any help Guess what, honey, clothes just don’t wash themselves! Neither do dishes, neither does the bathroom floor So, now if anyone asks, not that they would I’ll be down in Mississippi and up to no good No more, what a bore, had enough, I’m out the door Headed for a breakdown, had it with the small town Gonna call Lisa, gonna call Carla Sue Now we’re gonna let it roll, gonna let it rip Gonna get us a nice room down on the strip Not that we’ll need it, there won’t be any sleepin’ tonight So, now if anyone asks, not that they would We’ll be down in Mississippi and up to no good Hammer down, here we go Runnin’ for the riverboat All you’re gonna see is asses and elbows Luck’s about to change for these three queens Tired of getting’ jokers, deal us up kings Snake eyes, roll the dice, double down and hit me twice Cashin’ in the big chips, gonna leave a big tip Hotter than a two dollar pistol, baby, I’m on fire So, now if anyone asks, not that they would I’ll be down in Mississippi and up to no good If anyone asks, not that they would I’ll be down in Mississippi and up to no good
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom Lady, when you're with me I'm smiling Give me all your love Your hands build me up when I'm sinking Touch me and my troubles all fade Lady, from the moment I saw you Standing all alone You gave all the love that I needed So shy, like a child who has grown 'Cause you're my lady of the morning Love shines in your eyes Sparkling, clear, and lovely You're my lady Lady, turns me on when I'm lonely Give me all your charm Evenings when she lays down beside me She takes me gently into her arms Lady of the morning Love shines in your eyes Sparkling, clear, and lovely You're my lady Lady of the morning Love shines in your eyes Sparkling, clear, and lovely You're my ... lady
Originally Posted By chickendumpling She's sun and rain, she's fire and ice A little crazy but it's nice And when she gets mad, you best leave her alone 'Cause she'll rage just like a river Then she'll beg you to forgive her She's every woman that I've ever known. She's so New York and then L.A. And every town along the way She's every place that I've never been She's makin love on rainy nights She's a stroll through Christmas lights And she's everything I want to do again. It needs no explanation 'Cause it all makes perfect sense For when it comes down to temptation She's on both sides of the fence. No it needs no explanation 'Cause it all makes perfect sense When it comes down to temptation She's on both sides of the fence. She's anything but typical She's so unpredictable Oh but even at her worst she ain't that bad She's as real as real can be And she's every fantasy Lord she's every lover that I've ever had And she's every lover that I've never had
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself, ’this could be heaven or this could be hell’ Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the hotel california Such a lovely place Such a lovely face Plenty of room at the hotel california Any time of year, you can find it here Her mind is tiffany-twisted, she got the mercedes bends She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. Some dance to remember, some dance to forget So I called up the captain, ’please bring me my wine’ He said, ’we haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine’ And still those voices are calling from far away, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say... Welcome to the hotel california Such a lovely place Such a lovely face They livin’ it up at the hotel california What a nice surprise, bring your alibis Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink champagne on ice And she said ’we are all just prisoners here, of our own device’ And in the master’s chambers, They gathered for the feast The stab it with their steely knives, But they just can’t kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the place I was before ’relax,’ said the night man, We are programmed to receive. You can checkout any time you like, But you can never leave!
Originally Posted By DAR Okay here are the lyrics to Yakko's World from the great 1990's Cartoon Animaniacs I'm also going to link the video in case you don't know how the song goes: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXY3EN6W_oQ&search=Yakkos" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =jXY3EN6W_oQ&search=Yakkos</a>%20World United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean Greenland, El Salvador too. Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela Honduras, Guyana, and still, Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil. Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan, Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam. Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland And Germany now one piece, Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia Italy, Turkey, and Greece. Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania Ireland, Russia, Oman, Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran. There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain, The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal France, England, Denmark, and Spain. India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan, Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia) And China, Korea, Japan. Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia The Philippine Islands, Taiwan, Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand Then Borneo, and Vietnam. Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana, Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia Guinea, Algeria, Ghana. Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo The Spanish Sahara is gone, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia Egypt, Benin, and Gabon. Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali Sierra Leone, and Algiers, Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya Cameroon, Congo, Zaire. Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman, Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia... Crete, Mauritania Then Transylviania, Monaco, Liechtenstein Malta, and Palestine, Fiji, Australia, Sudan
Originally Posted By LilliBelle I believe in love, it's all we got Love has no boundaries, costs nothing to touch War makes money, cancer sleeps Curled up in my father and that means something to me Churches and dictators, politics and papers Everything crumbles sooner or later But love, I believe in love I believe in love, it's all we got Love has no boundaries, no borders to cross Love is simple, hate breeds Those who think difference is the child of disease Father and son make love and guns Families together kill someone Without love, I believe in love Without love I wouldn't believe In anything that lives and breathes Without love I'd have no anger I wouldn't believe in the right to stand here Without love I wouldn't believe I couldn't believe in you And I wouldn't believe in me Without love I believe in love I believe in love I believe in love
Originally Posted By Autopia Deb I'm so tired of being here Suppressed by all of my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave Because your presence still lingers here And it won't leave me alone These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I've held your hand through all of these years But you still have all of me You used to captivate me By your resonating light But now I'm bound by the life you left behind Your face it haunts my once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away all the sanity in me These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I've held your hand through all of these years But you still have all of me I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone And though you're still with me I've been alone all along
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom Morning has broken, like the first morning Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird Praise for the singing, praise for the morning Praise for the springing fresh from the world Sweet the rain's new fall, sunlit from heaven Like the first dewfall, on the first grass Praise for the sweetness of the wet garden Sprung in completeness where his feet pass Mine is the sunlight, mine is the morning Born of the one light, Eden saw play Praise with elation, praise every morning God's recreation of the new day
Originally Posted By stagemomx3 I want you to want me I need you to need me I'd love you to love me I'm beggin' you to beg me I want you to want me I need you to need me I'd love you to love me I'll shine up my old brown shoes Put on a brand new shirt Get home early from work If you say that you love me Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin' Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin' Feeling all alone without a friend you know you feel like dying Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin' I want you to want me I need you to need me I'd love you to love me I'm beggin' you to beg me I'll shine up my old brown shoes Put on a brand new shirt Get home early from work If you say that you love me Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin' Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin' Feeling all alone without a friend you know you feel like dying Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin' I want you to want me I need you to need me I'd love you to love me I'm beggin' you to beg me I want you to want me I want you to want me I want you to want me I want you to want me
Originally Posted By stagemomx3 When you rush around in hopeless circles Searching ev'rywhere for something true You're a t the age of not believing When all the "make believe" is through When you set aside your childhood heroes And your dreams are lost up on a shelf You're a t the age of not believing And worst of all you doubt yourself You're a castaway where no one hears you On a barren isle in a lonely sea Where did all the happy endings go? Where can all the good times be? You must face the age of not believing Doubting ev'rything you ever knew Until at last you start believing There's something wonderful... Truly wonderful in you
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Right time the right place The right body, theright face Timber I’m falling in love It started slow, it’s coming fast I got a feelin it’s gonna last Timber I’m falling in love You’re so pretty, look so sweet Your love’s sweepin me off of my feet You’re the only one I’m dreamin of I can’t believe that I’m falling in love Who knows how love starts I woke up with you in my heart Timber I’m falling in love You’re so pretty, look so sweet Your love’s sweepin me off of my feet You’re the only one I’m dreamin of I can’t believe that I’m falling in love Who knows how love starts I woke up with you in my heart Timber I’m falling in love Timber I’m falling in love Timber I’m falling in love
Originally Posted By alexbook What do you do? I don't know, but I know I do it every day. Why do you do it? I don't know, but I know I do it anyway. I do what I do, indeed I do. I do what I do every day. Indeed I do.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Rodney Atkins: If you're going thru hell Well you know those times When you feel like there's a sign there on your back Say's I don't mind if ya kick me Seems like everybody has Things go from bad to worse You'd think they can't get worse than that And then they do You still walk the straight and narrow And you don't know where you are Use the needle of your compass To sew up your broken heart Ask directions from a genie In a bottle of Jim Beam And she lies to You That's when you learn the truth If you're going through hell Keep on going, Don't slow down If you're scared, don't show it You might get out Before the devil even knows you're there Well I been deep down in that darkness I been down to my last match Felt a hundered different demons Breathing fire down my back And I knew that if I stumbled I'd fall right into the trap that they were laying, Yeah But the good news Is there's angels everywhere out on the street Holding out a hand to pull you back upon your feet The one's that you been dragging for so long You're on your knees You might as well be free Guess what I'm saying If you're going through hell Keep on going, Don't slow down If you're scared, don't show it You might get out Before the devil even knows you're there Yeah, If you're going through hell Keep on moving, Face that fire Walk right through it You might get out Before the devil even knows you're there If you're going through hell Keep on going, Don't slow down If you're scared, don't show it You might get out Before the devil even knows you're there Yeah, If you're going through hell Keep on moving, Face that fire Walk right through it You might get out Before the devil even knows you're there Yeah you might get out Before the devil even knows you're there Yeah.
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Watch my life pass me by in the rearview mirror Pictures frozen in time are becoming clearer I don't wanna waste another day Stuck in the shadow of my mistakes yeah 'cause I want you and I feel you crawling underneath my skin like a hunger like a burning to find the place I've never been now I'm broken and I'm fading I'm half the man I thought I would be But you can have What's left of me I've been dying inside Little by little Nowhere to go But goin' out of my mind In endless circles runnin' from myself until You gave me a reason for standing still And I want you and I feel you crawling underneath my skin like a hunger like a burning to find the place I've never been now I'm broken and I'm fading I'm half the man I thought I would be But you can have What's left of me Falling faster Barely breathing Give me somethin' to believe in Tell me it's not all in my head Take what's left of this man Make me whole once again 'cause I want you and I feel you crawling underneath my skin like a hunger like a burning to find the place I've never been now I'm broken and I'm fading I'm half the man I thought I would be You can have All there's left Yeah, yeah, yeah What's left of me I've been dying inside you see I'm going out of my mind Out of my mind I'm just runnin' in circles all the time Will you take what's left Will you take what's left Will you take what's left Of me Just runnin' in circles IN MY MIND Will you take what's left Will you take what's left Will you take what's left Take what's left of me
Originally Posted By stagemomx3 Ask directions from a genie In a bottle of Jim Beam And she lies to You That's when you learn the truth *The best part of my current favorite song!*
Originally Posted By alexbook I was walking to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space Who kind of looked like Jamie Farr. They sucked out my internal organs And they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport And as a way of saying thank you They offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night So I could pay my phone bill on time Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling: Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down, and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong.
Originally Posted By stagemomx3 I've been meaning to tell you I've got this feelin' that won't subside I look at you and I fantasize You're mine tonight Now I've got you in my sights With these hungry eyes One look at you and I can't disguise I've got hungry eyes I feel the magic between you and I I wanna hold you so hear me out I wanna show you what love's all about Darlin' tonight Now I've got you in my sights With these hungry eyes One look at you and I can't disguise I've got hungry eyes I feel the magic between you and I I've got hungry eyes Now I've got you in my sights With those hungry eyes Now did I take you by surprise I need you to see This love was meant to be [SOLO] I've got hungry eyes One look at you and I can't disguise I've got hungry eyes I feel the magic between you and I I've got hungry eyes Now I've got you in my sights With those hungry eyes Now did I take you by surprise With my hungry eyes I need... Hungry eyes Now I've got you in my sights With my hungry eyes
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom the vase That you bought today Staring at the fire For hours and hours While I listen to you Play your love songs All night long for me Only for me Come to me now And rest your head for just five minutes Everything is good Such a cosy room The windows are illuminated By the sunshine through them Fiery gems for you Only for you Our house is a very, very fine house With two cats in the yard Life used to be so hard Now everything is easy 'Cause of you And our la,la,la, la,la, la, la, la, la, la, la..... Our house is a very, very fine house With two cats in the yard Life used to be so hard Now everything is easy 'Cause of you And Our I'll light the fire And you place the flowers in the jar That you bought today the vase That you bought today Staring at the fire For hours and hours While I listen to you Play your love songs All night long for me Only for me Come to me now And rest your head for just five minutes Everything is good Such a cosy room The windows are illuminated By the sunshine through them Fiery gems for you Only for you Our house is a very, very fine house With two cats in the yard Life used to be so hard Now everything is easy 'Cause of you And our la,la,la, la,la, la, la, la, la, la, la..... Our house is a very, very fine house With two cats in the yard Life used to be so hard Now everything is easy 'Cause of you And Our I'll light the fire And you place the flowers in the jar That you bought today
