Originally Posted By LacyBelle The Dead Milkmen's Punk Rock Girl has been stuck in my head for days.... One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl Please look at me Punk rock girl What do you see? Let's travel round the world Just you and me punk rock girl I tapped her on the shoulder And said do you have a beau? She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know Punk rock girl Give me a chance Punk rock girl Let's go slam dance We'll dress like Minnie Pearl Just you and me punk rock girl We went to the Philly Pizza Company And ordered some hot tea The waitress said well no, we only have it iced So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox It it was "California Dreamin" So we started screamin On such a winter's day She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal Punk rock girl It makes no sense Punk rock girl Your dad is vice president Just like the Duke of Earl Yeah you're for me punk rock girl We went to a shopping mall And laughed at all the shoppers And security guards trailed us to a record shop We asked for Mojo Nixon They said he don't work here We said if you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin We got into her car away we started rollin I said how much you pay for this Said nothin man it's stolen Punk rock girl You look so wild Punk rock girl Let's have a child We'll name her Minnie Pearl Just you and me Eat fudge banana swirl Just you and me We'll travel round the world Just you and me Punk rock girl
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove I know a lively fellow, Who is really quite unique. He's small and smart and yellow, With a rodent-like physique. He doesn't play the cello, And he never deigns to speak. He's The Strong Bad's Leporello, And they just call him The Sneak... If you've got a caper Then you know who to call. It's The Sneak! It's The Sneak! Who's the Dapper Swindler Out of Tammany Hall? Vo-vo-vo-dee-oh-do It's The Sneak! (Not the Panama Canal)That charming little whatzit Who's The Strong Man's greatest pal? It's The Sneak! It's The Sneak! Who did the Hully-Gully On the Panama Canal? Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo It's The Sneak! Who's that jaunty jackanapes With moxie and pizzazz? It's The Sneak! (Yes, sir!) It's The Sneak! Who's been drinking bootleg hooch And listening to the jazz? Vo-vo-voh-de-oh-doh It's The Sneak! Who captures all the flapper girls' affections? Who made off with my Fluffy Puff confections? He's dastardly! He loves catastrophe! His schemes are masterly! Takes tea at half past three! That sneaky sneaker's sneakin' all over town! Who dropped The Homestar Runner From his flying machine? (Humdinger!) Is it The Sneak? (28 skidoo!) It's The Sneak! Who put a Bengal tiger In The Kaiser's latrine? (Ach Du lieber!) It's The Sneak! (What's the rumpus?) You know it's The Sneak! (Take it home!) The Sneakity Sneak all day long! (Thanks, DaVinci's Notebook and Homestar Runner)
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Ow, we want the funk Give up the funk Ow, we need the funk We gotta have that funk
Originally Posted By chickendumpling All the world over, so easy to see People everywhere just wanna be free Listen, please listen, that's the way it should be Deep in the valley, people got to be free You should see what a lovely, lovely world this'd be Everyone learned to live together, ah-hah-unh Seems to me such an itty bitty thing should be Why can't you and me learn to love one another? All the world over, so easy to see People everywhere just wanna be free I can't understand it, so simple to me People everywhere just got to be free If there's a man who is down and needs a helpin' hand All it takes is you to understand and to pull him through, ah-hah-unh Seems to me we got to solve it individually, ah-hah-unh And I'll do unto you what you do to me Shout it from the mountain on out to the sea (out to the sea) No two ways about it, people have to be free Ask me my opinion, my opinion will be Nat'ral situation for a man to be free Git right on board now Oh, what a feelin's just come over me Love can move a mountain, make a blind man see Everybody sing it now come on let's go see Deep in the valley now, we ought to be free See that train over there? That's the train of freedom It's about to 'rrive any minute, now You know it's been'a long, long overdue Look out 'cause it's a'comin' right on through
Originally Posted By SoThisIsLove From the Halls of Montezuuuuuuma To the shores of Tripoli We will fight our country's battles On the land and air and sea.......
Originally Posted By chickendumpling We were at a party His ear lobe fell in the deep Someone reached in and grabbed it It was a rock lobster We were at a beach Everybody had matching towels Somebody went under a dock And there he saw a rock Only it wasn't a rock It was a rock lobster Rock lobster! Motion in the ocean His air hose broke Lots of trouble Lots of bubble He was in a jam S'in a giant clam Rock lobster! Rock, rock, rock lobster! Down, down Underneath the waves Mermaids wavin' Wavin to mermen Wavin' sea fans Sea horses sailin' Dolphins wailin' Red snappers snappin' Clam shells clappin' Muscles flexin' Flippers flippen' Rock, rock, rock lobster! Down, down Lobster, Rock! Let's rock! Boys in bikinis Girls in surfboards Everybody's rockin' Everybody's fruggin' Twistin round the fire Havin' fun Bakin' potatoes Bakin' in the sun Put on you noseguard Put on the Lifeguard Pass the tanning butter Here comes a stingray There goes a manta-ray In walked a jelly fish There goes a dog-fish Chased by a cat-fish In flew a sea robin Watch out for that piranha There goes a narwhale HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE! Rock lobster... == Rock Lobster - B52's. (I love the B-52's)
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Clearing skies and drying eyes Now I see your smile Darkness goes and softness shows A changing style Just in time, words that rhyme Well bless your soul Now I'll fill your hands With kisses and a Tootsie Roll Oh reality, it's not for me And it makes me laugh Oh, fantasy world and Disney girls I'm coming back Ooooo Patti Page and summer days On old Cape Cod Happy times making wine In my garage Country shade and lemonade Guess I'm slowing down It's a turned back world With a local girl In a smaller town Open cars and clearer stars That's what I've lacked, Oh, but fantasy world and Disney girls I'm coming back Love...Hi Rick and Dave Hi Pop...Good morning Mom Love...get up guess what I'm in love with a girl I found She's really swell Cause she likes Church, bingo chances and old time dances All my life I spent the night With dreams of you And the warmth I missed And for the things I wished They're all coming true I've got my love to give And a place to live Guess I'm gonna stay It'd be a peaceful life With a forever wife And a kid someday Well, it's early nights And pillow fights And your soft laugh Oh, Fantasy world, Disney girls I'm coming back === Disney Girls ~ The Beach Boys
Originally Posted By chickendumpling Oompa Loompa doompadee doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa doompadah dee If you are wise you'll listen to me What do you get from a glut of TV? A pain in the neck and an IQ of three Why don't you try simply reading a book? Or could you just not bear to look? You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no commercials Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah If you're not greedy you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Oompa Loompa doompadee do
Originally Posted By DLfreek86 Boris the Spider - The Who Look, who's crawling up my wall Black and hairy, very small Now he's up above my head Hanging by a little thread Boris the spider Boris the spider Now he's dropped on to the floor Heading for the bedroom door Maybe he's as scared as me Where's he gone now, I can't see Boris the spider Boris the spider Creepy, crawly Creepy, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly There he is wrapped in a ball Doesn't seem to move at all Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure Pick this book up off the floor Boris the spider Boris the spider Creepy, crawly Creepy, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly He's come to a sticky end (creepy crawly) Don't think he will ever mend (creepy crawly) Never more will he crawl 'round (creepy crawly) He's embedded in the ground (creepy crawly) Boris the spider Boris the spider Love this song!
Originally Posted By chickendumpling If the real thing dont do the trick You better make up something quick You gonna burn burn burn burn it to the wick Ooooooh, barracuda? Sell me sell you the porpoise said Dive down deep down to save my head You...i think you got the blues too. All that night and all the next Swam without looking back Made for the western pools - silly fools! If the real thing don't do the trick No, you better make up something quick You gonna burrrrn burrrrn burrrrn burn it to the wick Ooooooohhhh, barra barracuda. HEART - Barracuda (Man, I LOVE them!)
Originally Posted By MissCandice Like a fool I went and stayed too long Now Im wondering if your loves still strong Oo baby, here I am, signed, sealed delivered, Im yours Then that time I went and said goodbye Now Im back and not ashamed to cry Oo baby, here I am, signed, sealed delivered, Im yours Here I am baby Oh, youve got the future in your hand (signed, sealed delivered, Im yours) Here I am baby, Oh, youve got the future in your hand (signed, sealed, delivered, Im yours) Ive done alot of foolish things That I really didnt mean Hey, hey, yea, yea, didnt i, oh baby Seen alot of things in this old world When I touched them they did nothing, girl Oo baby, here I am, signed, sealed delivered, Im yours, oh Im yours Oo-wee babe you set my soul on fire Thats why I know you are my only desire Oo baby, here I am, signed, sealed delivered, Im yours Here I am baby Oh, youve got the future in your hand (signed, sealed delivered, Im yours) Here I am baby, Oh, youve got the future in your hand (signed, sealed, delivered, Im yours) Ive done alot of foolish things That I really didnt mean I could be a broken man but here I am With your future, got your future babe (here I am baby) Here I am baby (signed, sealed delivered, Im yours) Here I am baby, (here I am baby) Here I am baby (signed, sealed delivered, Im yours) Here I am baby, (here I am baby) Here I am baby (signed, sealed delivered, Im yours)
Originally Posted By DLfreek86 Cold late night so long ago When I was not so strong you know A pretty man came to me Never seen eyes so blue I could not run away It seemed we'd seen each other in a dream It seemed like he knew me He looked right through me "Come on home, girl" he said with a smile "You don't have to love me yet Let's get high awhile But try to understand Try to understand Try try try to understand I'm a magic man." Winter nights we sang in tune Played inside the months of moon Never think of never Let this spell last forever Summer over passed to fall Tried to realized it all Mama says she's a worried Growing up in a hurry "Come on home, girl" mama cried on the phone "Too soon to lose my baby yet my girl should be at home!" "But try to understand, try to understand Try try try to understand He's a magic man, mama He's a magic man" "Come on home, girl" he said with a smile "I cast my spell of love on you a woman from a child! But try to understand, try to understand I'm a magic man!"
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom One of my favorite Heart songs: There I was with the old man Stranded again so off Id ran A young world crashing around me No possibilities of getting what I need He looked at me and smiled Said no, no, no, no, no child. See the dog and butterfly. up in the Air he like to fly. dog and butterfly Below she had to try. she roll back down To the warm soft ground laughing She dont know why, she dont know why Dog and butterfly Well I stumbled upon your secret place Safe in the trees you had tears on your face Wrestling with your desires frozen strangers Stealing your fires. the message hit my mind Only words that I could find See the dog and butterfly Up in the air he like to fly Dog and butterfly below she had to try She roll back down to the warm soft ground Laughing to the sky, up to the sky Dog and butterfly Were getting older the worlds getting colder For the life of me I dont know the reason why Maybe its livin making us give in Hearts rolling in taken back on the tide Were balanced together ocean upon the sky Another night in this strange town Moonlight holding me light as down Voice of confusion inside of me No begging to go back where Im free Feels like Im through Then the old mans words are true See the dog and butterfly Up in the air he like to fly Dog and butterfly, below she had to try She roll back down to the warm soft Ground with a little tear in her eye She had to try, she had to try Dog and butterfly
Originally Posted By Deogges Mom Another one just for good measure. No wind when I took the watch My ship was still and waitin' I lay on that mirrored sky A restless sailor, waitin' I closed my eyes said the Words of will for the gentle Breathin' that moves the seas Make my sails fill Whisper waves cloud the glass Awake at last like a lover It rushed around the talkin' sweet Roll over, roll over, roll over And in my ear he blew his name It sound so strange but I heard it plain Mistral Mistral wind I have always held the wheel but I let the wind steal my power Spin me 'round lose my course Nights run be like hours Well, it would show me the way To the deepest mountains Too high and beautiful to be Mistral, mistral wind All the hours on the watch I wait for that breeze to move me And blow me back to that place Magic space all through me And I sigh your name Across the empty water You made a crazy dreamer out of me Mistral, mistral, mistral, mistral, Mistral, mistral
Originally Posted By alexbook Heartbreakers' Beach Party yeah! Heartbreakers' Beach Party yeah! Well we're gonna have a cookout We're gonna wear mumus We'll have potato salad A lot of wieners too Heartbreakers' Beach Party yeah! Heartbreakers' Beach Party yeah! Well we're gonna do the Dog We're gonna do the Swim We'll wear mosquito repellant Play on the jungle gym Heartbreakers' Beach Party yeah! Heartbreakers' Beach Party yeah!
Originally Posted By alexbook She's bought a hat like Princess Marina's To wear at all her social affairs She wears it when she's cleaning the windows She wears it when she's scrubbing the stairs But you will never see her at Ascot She can't afford the time or the fare But she's bought a hat like Princess Marina's So she don't care He's bought a hat like Anthony Eden's Because it makes him feel like a Lord But he can't afford a Rolls or a Bentley He has to buy a second-hand Ford He tries to feed his wife and his family And buy them clothes and shoes they can wear But he's bought a hat like Anthony Eden's So he don t care Buddy can you spare me a dime My wife is getting hungry And the kids are crying This poverty is hurting my pride Buddy can you spare me, buddy can you spare me a dime She's bought a hat like Princess Marina's And her neighbors think it suits her a treat But she hasn't any food in the larder Nor has anybody else in the street But to look at her you'd think she was wealthy 'Cos she smiles just like a real millionaire 'Cos she's bought a hat like Princess Marina's So she don't care
Originally Posted By DAR Var-sity! Var-sity! U-rah-rah! Wisconsin! Praise to thee we sing (WE SING!!!!) Praise to thee our Alma Mater U-rah-rah, Wis-con-sin!
Originally Posted By DAR Now, the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum, What might be right for you, may not be right for some. A man is born, he’s a man of means. Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans. But they got, Diff’rent Strokes. It takes, Diff’rent Strokes. It takes, Diff’rent Strokes to move the world. Everybody’s got a special kind of story. Everybody finds a way to shine, It don’t matter that you got not alot. So what, They’ll have theirs, and you’ll have yours, and I’ll have mine. And together we’ll be fine... Because it takes, Diff’rent Strokes to move the world. Yes it does. It takes, Diff’rent Strokes to move the world.
Originally Posted By DAR Tra la la, la la la la. Tra la la, la la la la. Tra la la, la la la la. Tra la la, la la la la. One banana, two banana, three banana, four. Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more. Over hill and highway the banana buggies go Comin' on to bring you The Banana Splits Show. Makin up a mess of fun Makin up a mess of fun Lot's of fun for everyone. Tra la la, la la la la. Tra la la, la la la la. Tra la la, la la la la. Tra la la, la la la la. Four banana, three banana, two banana, one. All bananas playing in the bright warm sun. Flippin like a pancake, poppin like a cork Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork. Tra la la, la la la la. Tra la la, la la la la. Tra la la, la la la la. Tra la la, la la la la.
Originally Posted By DAR Yo Joe! He'll fight for freedom wherever there is trouble, G. I. Joe is there! G. I. Joe . . . A Real American Hero G. I. Joe is there. Its G. I. Joe against Cobra and Destro, Fighting to save the day. He never gives up, he's always there, Fighting for freedom over land and air. G. I. Joe . . . A Real American Hero G. I. Joe is there. Spoken: "G. I. Joe is the codename for America's daring, highly trained, special mission force. Its purpose: To defend human freedom against Cobra, a ruthless, terrorist organization determined to rule the world." He never gives up, he'll stay till the fights won G. I. Joe will dare. G. I. Joe . . . A Real American Hero G. I. Joe!
