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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    Because of the "Oldie Singer/Song" thread, and typing from memory (so please forgive any slips):

    In the event of something happening to me,
    There is something I should like you all to see.
    It's just a photograph of someone that I knew.

    Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?
    Do you know what it's like on the outside?
    Don't go talking too loud--you'll cause a landslide,
    Mr. Jones.
     
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    Originally Posted By christiemarsh88

    And that makes me think of...

    We'd like to know a little bit about your for our files
    We'd like to help you learn to help yourself.
    Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes,
    Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home.

    And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
    Jesus loves you more than you will know.
    God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson.
    Heaven holds a place for those who pray,
    Hey, hey, hey
     
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    Originally Posted By DAR

    You have my heart
    And we'll never be worlds apart
    May be in magazines
    But you'll still be my star
    Baby cause in the dark
    You can't see shiny cars
    And that's when you need me there
    With you I'll always share
    Because

    When the sun shines, we’ll shine together
    Told you I'll be here forever
    Said I'll always be a friend
    Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
    Now that it's raining more than ever
    Know that we'll still have each other
    You can stand under my umbrella
    You can stand under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

    These fancy things, will never come in between
    You're part of my entity, here for Infinity
    When the war has took it's part
    When the world has dealt it's cards
    If the hand is hard, together we'll mend your heart


    When the sun shines, we’ll shine together
    Told you I'll be here forever
    Said I'll always be a friend
    Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
    Now that it's raining more than ever
    Know that we'll still have each other
    You can stand under my umbrella
    You can stand under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

    You can run into my arms
    It's okay don't be alarmed
    Come into me
    There's no distance in between our love
    So go on and let the rain pour
    I'll be all you need and more
    Because


    When the sun shines, we’ll shine together
    Told you I'll be here forever
    Said I'll always be a friend
    Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
    Now that it's raining more than ever
    Know that we'll still have each other
    You can stand under my umbrella
    You can stand under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

    It's raining
    Ooh baby it's raining
    Baby come into me
    Come into me
    It's raining
    Oh baby it's raining
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    Here's World Party's "Who Are You?" (I typed it out while listening to the CD. Some of it may be a bit off.)

    Someone here ain't playin' ball--
    They seem to wanna fight,
    So you are in the battle zone
    At six o'clock tonight.

    As you're waiting in the airport,
    You can phone your wife and kids,
    But you can't tell them where you're off to,
    'Cause the newsman already did:

    Gonna save truth and democracy,
    And try to stay alive.
    It's the battle of the century--
    Here's hoping you survive.

    It's the pollen of destruction
    From the battlefield of mutation,
    Floating over on the mistral
    To the cities of the west.

    Maybe sunspots cause the blindness--
    Maybe someone crept up behind us--
    Maybe something deep inside us
    Wants the opposite of best,

    But when you look into the mirror
    And you don't know who it is,
    There's your neighbor in the background
    Watching as you get undressed.

    Same tactics on the TV,
    Same talking in the street,
    But I just can't stop hearing
    All those angry, marching feet.

    It's the sound of something broken.
    It's the noise that you should fix.
    It is loud and it ain't jokin'.
    It might blow you all to bits.

    It's so hard to halt the panic.
    It's our evolution bug.
    It's the dust in all the cracks that
    We have swept under the rug.

    We're gonna mix our cold and hot meat--
    Gonna find a barbecue--
    Gonna rustle up some action--
    Gonna taste the ethnic stew.

    With a logo and a soundbyte,
    Take a nibble at the truth.
    It is written on a missile that
    Is sticking through the roof

    Of a Muslim or a Hindu or a
    Christian or a Jew.
    It is proof we should forgive them
    For they know not what they do.

    Who's that in the hallway?
    What's the message here?
    Are we doin' somethin' special,
    Or just making it for beer?

    Have we a purpose in the future?
    Are we blistered by the pace?
    If you open up the present,
    Will it go off in your face?

    Time's a twisted little dancer.
    You can't tell 'er what to do.
    Are you the problem or the answer?
    Tell me, who are you?
     
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    Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x

    Hangin' out
    Down the street
    Same ol' thing
    We did last week

    Not a thing to do
    But talk to you

    We're all alright!
    We're all alright!

    Hello Wisconsin!
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    Do you remember Grandma's Lye Soap,

    Good for everything in the home,

    And the secret was in the scrubbing,

    It wouldn't suds, and wouldn't foam,


    Oh, let us sing right out (sing out!)

    For Grandma's Lye Soap,

    Sing it out, all over the place!

    For pots and pans, and dirty dishes,

    And for your hands,

    And for your face!


    Little Therman, and Brother Herman,

    Had an aversion to washing their ears...

    Grandma scrubbed them with her lye soap,

    And they haven't heard a word in years!


    Oh, let us sing right out (sing out!)

    For Grandma's Lye Soap,

    Sing it out, all over the place!

    For pots and pans, and dirty dishes,

    And for your hands,

    And for your face!


    Mrs. O'Malley, out in the valley,

    Suffered from ulcers, I understand,

    She swallowed a cake of Grandma's Lye Soap,

    Has the cleanest ulcers in the land!


    Oh, let us sing right out (sing out!)

    For Grandma's Lye Soap,

    Sing it out, all over the place!

    For pots and pans, and dirty dishes,

    And for your hands,

    And for your face!
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    ^-I love that one! I used to own a 45 of that and "It's in the Book."
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    What goes up must come down
    Spinnin' wheel got to go 'round
    Talkin' 'bout your troubles it's a cryin' sin
    Ride a painted pony let the spinnin' wheel spin

    You got no money and you got no home
    Spinnin' wheel all alone
    Talkin' 'bout your troubles and you never learn
    Ride a painted pony let the spinnin' wheel turn

    Did you find the directing sign on the
    Straight and narrow highway
    Would you mind a reflecting sign
    Just let it shine within your mind
    And show you the colors that are real

    Someone is waiting just for you
    Spinnin' wheel, spinnin' true
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    For those of you who are wondering, this is my real voice...

    Smelly Cat, Smelly cat, what are they
    feeding you?

    Smelly Cat, smelly cat, it's not your
    fault

    They won't take you to the vet.
    You're obviously not their favorite pet. You may not be a bed of roses.
    And you're no friend to those with
    noses.

    Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they
    feeding you?
    Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your
    fault!
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    Do I have to do this all over again?
    Didn't I do it right the first time?
    Do I have to do this all over again?
    How many times do I have to make this climb?
    Didn't I? Didn't I?

    Can I see my way to know what's really real?
    They say time can fix things by itself.
    I know life's more than just some kind of deal.
    Yeah, won't you tell me something when my soul comes off the shelf?
    Didn't I? Didn't I?

    Do I have to do this all over again?
    Didn't I do it right the first time?
    Do I have to do this all over again?
    How many times do I have to make this climb?
    Didn't I? Didn't I?
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    Does anybody really know what time it is?
    Does anybody care?
     
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    Originally Posted By chickendumpling

    <long music intro>

    Very superstitious, writings on the wall,
    Very superstitious, ladders 'bout to fall,
    Thirteen-month old baby, broke the lookin' glass
    Seven years of baaaaad luuuuuck, good things in your past.

    When you belieeeeeve in things that you don't understand,
    Then you suffah,
    SUPerstition ain't the way

    <-- dances out of thread
     
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    Originally Posted By x Pirate_Princess x

    "DAY-O!

    Daaaay-O

    Daylight come and me wanna go home!"



    Gotta love those arena songs!
     
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    Originally Posted By christiemarsh88

    ^^^Beetlejuice! :)

    This is what I have stuck in my head:

    "I see me, I see me
    Actress, woman, star and lover
    Sister, sweetheart, slave and mother
    I see me, and I like what I see."

    I watched "Death Becomes Her" today, so that explains it.
     
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    Originally Posted By LacyBelle

    Heard this one on satellite radio today...


    Well you got that girl and she lives with you
    And she does just want you want her to
    And when I call you on the phone, she says you're not there
    But I know you're home-

    You better tell that girl to shut up
    You better tell that girl I'm gonna beat her up
    You better tell that girl
    You better tell that girl
    You better tell that girl

    Well we used to be the best of friends
    Now all that's gonna have to end
    But there's just one thing that I can't see
    How she's got got you hanging up on me

    You better tell that girl to shut up
    You better tell that girl I'm gonna beat her up
    You better tell that girl
    You better tell that girl
    You better tell that girl

    Well I guess you're like that all of the time
    But it takes more than that for me to loose my mind
    Don't you know that I don't care?
    Maybe if I hit her, maybe if I pulled her hair
    Oh oh hey yey yeah

    Well, she likes to seem intellectuel
    And to be a musician she goes to school
    And the way she acts is so uncool
    I just can't stand her

    You better tell that girl to shut up
    You better tell that girl I'm gonna beat her up
    You better tell that girl
    You better tell that girl
    You better tell that girl

    Ooh you better tell,yeah you better tell, oh
    You better tell that girl
    You better tell that girl
    You better tell that girl

    Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl

    You better tell that girl to shut up
    You better tell that girl I'm gonna beat her up
    You better tell that girl
    You better tell that girl
    You better tell that girl to shut up!

    ~Vamp Transvision
     
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    Originally Posted By beamerdog

    I saw the Wiz a couple of days ago and forgot how much I loved this song. Of course now I can't get it out of my mind. Somewhat distracting when you're meeting with people at work.

    Don't Nobody Bring Me No Bad News

    When I wake up in the afternoon
    Which it pleases me to do
    Don't nobody bring me no bad news
    'Cause I wake up already negative
    And I've wired up my fuse
    So don't nobody bring me no bad news

    If we're going to be buddies
    Better bone up on the rules
    'Cause don't nobody bring me no bad news
    You can be my best of friends
    As opposed to payin' dues
    But don't nobody bring me no bad news

    No bad news
    No bad news
    Don't you ever bring me no bad news
    'Cause I'll make you an offer, child
    That you cannot refuse
    So don't nobody bring me no bad news

    When you're talking to me
    Don't be cryin' the blues
    'Cause don't nobody bring me no bad news
    You can verbalize and vocalize
    But just bring me the clues
    But don't nobody bring me no bad news

    Bring some message in your head
    Or in something you can't lose
    But don't you ever bring me no bad news
    If you're gonna bring me something
    Bring me, something I can use
    But don't you bring me no bad news

    Definitely the way I've been feeling.
     
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    Originally Posted By LilliBelle

    Something has changed within me
    Something is not the same
    I'm through with playing by
    The rules of someone else's game
    Too late for second-guessing
    Too late to go back to sleep
    It's time to trust my instincts
    Close my eyes
    And leap...

    It's time to try defying gravity
    I think I'll try defying gravity
    And you can't pull me down

    I'm through accepting limits
    Cuz someone says they're so
    Some things I cannot change
    But till I try I'll never know
    Too long I've been afraid of
    Losing love I guess I've lost
    Well if that's love
    It comes at much too high a cost

    I'd sooner buy defying gravity
    Kiss me goodbye, I'm defying gravity
    And you can't pull me down!

    So if you care to find me
    Look to the Western sky!
    As someone told me lately
    Everyone deserves the chance to fly
    And if I'm flying solo
    At least I'm flying free
    To those who ground me
    Take a message back from me!

    Tell them how I am defying gravity
    I'm flying high, defying gravity
    And soon I'll match them in renown
    And nobody in all of Oz
    No Wizard that there is or was
    Is ever gonna bring me down!!

    Bring me down!

    Ahhhh!
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    The carpet has been drinking.
    The can opener has been drinking.
    My typewriter has been drinking.
    The doorbell has been drinking.

    Oh, give me a noose
    I can hang from the tree.
    I need no excuse
    To end my misery.
    This holiday season
    Is all the more reason
    To die.

    Oh, pull up a stool
    And give ear to a fool,
    Who once found some solace
    in the season of Yule.
    This holiday season
    Is all the more reason
    To cry.

    I feel like Saint Nicholas
    Is pulling my leg.
    This thing we call Christmas
    Is a sorry, black plague.
    This holiday season
    Is all the more reason
    To die.
     
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    Originally Posted By alexbook

    This song sticks in my head for days at a time:

    It gets dark around here early,
    Because of all the crows.
    What they want, and where they came from,
    No one really knows.
    Crows are sour and surly,
    With reason I suppose.

    There are crows, crows, crows in the trees,
    Saying crow things,
    Doing as they please.
    There are crows, crows, crows everywhere,
    But when I think of you, dear,
    I don't care.

    It gets light around here slowly,
    Because that's how it goes.
    Every day we hear the same, dumb
    List of those crows' woes.
    Thinking they're so holy,
    While leaving mementoes.

    There are crows, crows, crows in the trees,
    Saying crow things,
    Doing as they please.
    There are crows, crows, crows everywhere,
    But when I think of you, dear,
    I don't care.

    I don't care,
    Because I know you love me,
    Unlike all the crows
    Lurking above me.

    There are crows, crows, crows in the trees,
    Saying crow things,
    Doing as they please.
    There are crows, crows, crows everywhere,
    But when I think of you, dear,
    I don't care.
     
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    Originally Posted By christiemarsh88

    In the Marmalade Forest (forest)
    Between the make-believe trees
    In a cottage cheese cottage ?
    lives Albi (Albi)
    Albi (Albi)
    Albi the racist dragon

    Part 6: And so, all of the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold and very scary cave. And it was so cold, and so scary in there, that Albi began to cry dragon tears. Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!

    Anyway, at that moment he felt a tiny little hand rest upon his tail, and he turned around, and who should that little hand belong to but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before.

    Albi: What are you doing here, I thought I killed you yesterday! (grumbled Albi quite racistly)

    Boy: No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety! But you did leave me very badly disfigured.
    (laughed the boy)
    Why are you crying so?

    Albi: I'm crying because all of those horrible villagers chased me into this scary cave! I think it's because I'm so racist. Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty.

    Boy: No Albi, it's not because of your racism that they chased you here. They chased me here too and I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like you and I, because, well, because we're different to them.

    And that made Albi cry a single tear, which turned into a jellybean all colors of the rainbow!
    And suddenly, he wasn't racist anymore.
    So they sat in the cave (the cave!)
    And ate bubblegum pie
    YUM!
    Albi
    The racist....
    Well, not anymore!
    Dragon
     

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