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    Originally Posted By LadyKluck

    LPER - chickendumpling
    NOUN - mason jar
    NOUN - microwave
    NOUN - flashlight
    NOUN - skillet
    NOUN - hammer
    NOUN - glue gun
    BODY PART - jaw
    NOUN - skateboard
    NOUN - saddle
    ADJECTIVE - soft
    ADJECTIVE - creepy
    NOUN - curtain
    NON - paintbrush
    ADVERB - happily
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    LadyKluck's Johnny Cool P.I. Chapter 1

    CHICKENDUMPLING, alias Johnny Cool, hated to make decisions even when her MASON JAR depended on it. She headed in the direction of an all-night MICROWAVE nestled between a self service FLASHLIGHT station and a SKILLET parlor. She pushed open the diner HAMMER but didn't enter. The only street lamp on the dark GLUE GUN illuminated the fear on her JAW. She was coming to another decisive moment, and as always, it scared the SKATEBOARD out of her. She took a deep SADDLE and entered the diner. It was almost SOFT. Johnny slumped into a CREEPY leather booth. She was tired. Every CURTAIN in her body ached. Her PAINTBRUSH was trembling. She needed coffee HAPPILY.


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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    PLURAL NOUN
    NOUN
    COLOR
    LIQUID
    NOUN
    VERB (PAST TENSE)
    NOUN
    NOUN
    NOUN
    BODY PART
    ADJECTIVE
    NOUN
    PLURAL NOUN
    NOUN
    VERB ENDING IN "ING"
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    PLURAL NOUN - shoestrings
    NOUN - blouse
    COLOR - perwinkle
    LIQUID - ink
    NOUN - hawk
    VERB (PAST TENSE)- scattered
    NOUN - pizza
    NOUN - pineapple
    NOUN - jalapeno
    BODY PART - big toe
    ADJECTIVE - faintly
    NOUN - gardenia
    PLURAL NOUN - vases
    NOUN - totem pole
    VERB ENDING IN "ING" - sawing
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    Lisann22's Johnny Cool Chapter 2

    Johnny Cool drummed his SHOESTRINGS on the BLOUSE in the restaurant. The PERIWINKLE haired waitress brought her a cup of steaming hot INK and a grease splattered HAWK. She SCATTERED at the menu. The moment she's been dreading had come. Shivers ran up and down her PIZZA. Beads of PINEAPPLE poured over her JALAPENO and down her BIG TOE. "Made up your mind?" asked the FAINTLY waitress. Johnny reached for her voice and in a barely audible GARDENIA said, "Ham and scrambled VASES." "Okay" said the waitress, writing it down on her TOTEM POLE. "What kind of toast would you like, white or wheat?" Johnny Cool could not handle another decision. She ran out of the diner SAWING at the top of her lungs.


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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    FEMALE LPER
    NOUN
    ADJECTIVE
    BODY PART (PLURAL)
    ADJECTIVE
    PLURAL NOUN
    PLURAL NOUN
    NOUN
    NOUN
    PLURAL NOUN
    NOUN
    MALE LPER
    ADJECTIVE
    ADJECTIVE
    LPER
    NOUN
     
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    Originally Posted By DLfreek86

    Rivkah86
    palm tree
    crinkly
    toes
    bouncy
    bell peppers
    buttons
    Texas
    chop stick
    flip flops
    carrot
    TALLDisneyGuy
    slick
    bumpy
    Labuda
    glow stick
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    DLfreek86's Ice-Skating Champ

    Traditionally, RIVKAH86 is as cool as the PALM TREE on which she skates. Last night, however, she surprised her CRINKLY fans by pumping her TOES in the air and jumping into her BOUNCY coach's BELL PEPPERS when her winning BUTTONS were flashed on the TEXAS! Once again, America's five-time CHOP STICK champion had outdueled her four FLIP FLOPS to win her third world CARROT. In a post game interview her coach, Pops TALLDISNEYGUY, justified the champ's SLICK enthusiasm: "Tonight she displayed BUMPY athleticism in performing the triple LABUDA loop and the double GLOW STICK. I don't think she's ever been better!"

    lol....triple Labuda
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    LPER
    OCCUPATION
    VERB ENDING IN "ING"
    PLURAL NOUN
    ADJECTIVE
    NOUN
    ADJECTIVE
    NOUN
    ADVERB
    BODY PART
    PLURAL NOUN
    NOUN
    NOUN
    ADVERB
    ADJECTIVE
    ADJECTIVE
    NUMBER
    NOUN
    ADJECTIVE
     
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    Originally Posted By tapdancemom

    LPER - friendofdd
    OCCUPATION - nanny
    VERB ENDING IN "ING" - yawning
    PLURAL NOUN - noodles
    ADJECTIVE - loony
    NOUN - olive
    ADJECTIVE - shy
    NOUN - hippo
    ADVERB - starving
    BODY PART - cheek
    PLURAL NOUN - handbags
    NOUN- baby
    NOUN - cookie
    ADVERB - fast
    ADJECTIVE - frilly
    ADJECTIVE - goofy
    NUMBER - 940
    NOUN - ankle bracelet
    ADJECTIVE - horrid
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    tapdancemom's Snowboarding Instructions

    Good morning everyone, I am FRIENDOFDD, your snowboarding NANNY. How many times have you gone YAWNING before? Please raise your NOODLES. None of you! Well, I feel I must warn you that while snowboarding is LOONY fun, it is also a dangerous OLIVE and is much more dificult than skiing. This may come as a SHY surprise to you. But take a HIPPO to think about it. When you ski, your weight is STARVING distributed. You have one CHEEK on each ski, helping you maintain your balance. Snowboarding requires you to keep both of your HANDBAGS on a narrow BABY. Maintaining your COOKIE is FAST hard. However, I promise if you are a FRILLY learner and pay GOOFY attention, I will have you executing a 940 degree ANKLE BRACELET grab within one HORRID week.


    LOL! friendofdd, our snowboarding nanny!
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    ADJECTIVE
    NOUN
    NOUN
    ADJECTIVE
    PLURAL NOUN
    VERB ENDING IN "S"
    NUMBER
    NOUN
    SAME NOUN
    LPER
    ANOTHER LPER
    NOUN
    PLURAL NOUN
    BODY PART
    PLURAL NOUN
    ADJECTIVE
    NOUN
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    ADJECTIVE pruny
    NOUN ketchup packet
    NOUN robot
    ADJECTIVE whiskery
    PLURAL NOUN rhubarbs
    VERB ENDING IN "S" salivates
    NUMBER 42
    NOUN shrapnel
    SAME NOUN shrapnel
    LPER ElderP
    ANOTHER LPER Gadzuux
    NOUN frog
    PLURAL NOUN stars
    BODY PART gall bladder
    PLURAL NOUN peanuts
    ADJECTIVE moldy
    NOUN hat
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    MissCandice's Moon Facts

    1. Even though the moon first appears as a PRUNY slice of light and finally becomes a full KETCHUP PACKET, it doesn't change it's ROBOT. The moon looks different as the WHISKERY sun illuminates it's different RHUBARBS.

    2. The moon SALIVATES around the Earth once in every 42 days.

    3. If the moon were to be seen next to the Earth it would look like a tennis SHRAPNEL next to a bowling SHRAPNEL.

    4. in 1969, ELDERP and GADZUUX, from the Apollo FROG, were the first human STARS to set GALL BLADDER on the moon. Many historians and PEANUTS believe this to be the most MOLDY achievement in the history of HAT.


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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    LPER
    LPER
    VERB ENDING IN "ING"
    ADJECTIVE
    NOUN
    NOUN
    SILLY WORD
    PLURAL NOUN
    NOUN
    NOUN
    PLURAL NOUN
    PLURAL NOUN
    NOUN
    ADJECTIVE
    PLURAL NOUN
    ADVERB
     
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    Originally Posted By tapdancemom

    LPER - chickendumpling
    LPER - trailsend
    VERB ENDING IN "ING" - eating
    ADJECTIVE - icky
    NOUN - kangaroo
    NOUN - gorilla
    SILLY WORD - thingamajig
    PLURAL NOUN - jump ropes
    NOUN - teacup
    NOUN - aardvark
    PLURAL NOUN - keys
    PLURAL NOUN - tap shoes
    NOUN - cruise ship
    ADJECTIVE - silly
    PLURAL NOUN - pirate ships
    ADVERB - quickly
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    tapdancemom's Off The Eye Chart

    Patient(CHICKENDUMPLING): Thanks for EATING me into your ICKY schedule. I have to go on tour in the morning.

    Dr. TRAILSEND: Are you a rock KANGAROO?

    CHICKENDUMPLING: Yes. The lead GORILLA with the THINGAMAJIG band.

    Dr TRAILSEND: What kind of problems are you having with your JUMP ROPES.

    CHICKENDUMPLING: When I try to read my TEACUP music, I have trouble with the small AARDVARK.

    Dr. TRAILSEND: Have you ever worn your eye KEYS or contact TAP SHOES?

    CHICKENDUMPLING: Just CRUISE SHIP glasses.

    Dr. TRAILSEND: Let's test your eyes. Look at the chart. When do the letters become SILLY?

    CHICKENDUMPLING: What chart, Doc?

    Dr. TRAILSEND: The large one with PIRATE SHIPS. Right in front of you....on the wall.

    CHICKENDUMPLING: What wall?

    Dr. TRAILSEND: You QUICKLY need glasses!


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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    PLURAL NOUN
    NOUN
    NOUN
    ADJECTIVE
    PLURAL NOUN
    PLURAL NOUN
    NOUN
    PLURAL NOUN
    VERB
    ADJECTIVE
    ADJECTIVE
    SAME ADJECTIVE
    VERB
    VERB ENDING IN "ING"
    SAME ADJECTIVE
    PLURAL NOUN
     
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    Originally Posted By piperlynne

    PLURAL NOUN - crackers
    NOUN - glass
    NOUN - harddrive
    ADJECTIVE - slimy
    PLURAL NOUN - cats
    PLURAL NOUN - fishes
    NOUN - shoe
    PLURAL NOUN - cans
    VERB - typing
    ADJECTIVE - fuzzy
    ADJECTIVE - smelly
    SAME ADJECTIVE - smelly
    VERB - yodel
    VERB ENDING IN "ING" - running
    SAME ADJECTIVE - smelly
    PLURAL NOUN - mouths
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    piperlynne's Word Games

    In the early 1900s crossword CRACKERS only appeared in children's books. Today GLASS puzzles are in almost every HARDDRIVE printed in the U.S. and throughout the whole SLIMY world. More people to crossword puzzles than smoke CATS or drink FISHES. Some fanatics are known to do their puzzles even before they wash their SHOE, brush their CANS, or TYPING their breakfast. Another FUZZY word game is SMELLY Libs. Not only is SMELLY Libs fun to YODEL, but it is also an informative RUNNING tool. By playing SMELLY Libs, kids learn how to use nouns, adjectives, adverbs and MOUTHS.

    OK from now on I will Yodel all Smelly Libs. :)
     

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