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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

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    Originally Posted By LadyKluck

    NOUN - bathtub
    ADVERB - happily
    PLURAL NOUN - racecars
    NOUN - butterfly
    PLURAL NOUN - dressers
    NOUN - pencil sharpener
    PLURAL NOUN - cameras
    NOUN - basket
    ADJECTIVE - gloppy
    PLURAL NOUN - sunglasses
    PLURAL NOUN - curtains
    ADJECTIVE - burnt
    PLURAL NOUN - bracelets
    ADJECTIVE - salty
    NOUN - shed
    NOUN - tractor
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    LadyKluck's Snowed In

    If you can't get out of your house because of a sudden BATHTUB storm, don't panic. You'll be HAPPILY safe if you have the following RACECARS on hand:
    1. At least one flash BUTTERFLY in working condition with extra DRESSERS.
    2. A PENCIL SHARPENER-operated radio that receives both AM and C.B. CAMERAS.
    3. A first-aid BASKET.
    4. A week's supply of GLOPPPY water.
    5. Warm clothes. Preferably woolen SUNGLASSES, thermal CURTAINS, and of course, BURNT underwear.
    6. Emergency numbers for the police and fire BRACELETS, your SALTY doctor and a close SHED member posted in a convenient TRACTOR.


    LOL, burnt underwear??
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

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    Originally Posted By LadyKluck

    gloppy water huh?

    ewwwwww!
     
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    Originally Posted By avromark

    PLURAL NOUN Heat Recovery Ventilators
    LPER CMPaley
    NOUN Femur
    PLURAL NOUN Motherboards
    ADVERB Really
    VERB Sailing
    ADJECTIVE Incredible
    BODY PART Superior Vena Cava
    PLURAL NOUN (PLURAL) HEMI's
    VERB rocketing
    NOUN Nanaimo Bar
    NOUN Lay's Dill Chips
    BOADY PART (PLURAL) Aveoli's
    ADJECTIVE Gadzuuky
    PLURAL NOUN Galoshes
    PLURAL NOUN DVD-Writers
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    avromark's Penguin Facts

    Fellow bird HEAT RECOVERY VENTILATORS, we are honored to have as our speaker today Dr. CMPALEY, America's foremost FEMUR on penguins and other cold climate MOTHERBOARDS. The doctor has REALLY agreed to answer three questions before we SAILING for lunch.
    Doctor CMPALEY: First question please.
    Question: Why do penguins walk in such an INCREDIBLE way?
    Doctor CMPALEY: You'd walk funny to if every step you took out your SUPERIOR VENA CAVA on frozen HEMI'S. Next!
    Question: How do penguins manage to ROCKETING in such a cold NANAIMO BAR?
    Doctor CMPALEY: They have an abundance of LAY'S DILL CHIPS under their AVEOLIS. This fat insulates them against GADZUUKY weather. Next!
    Question: Why do we only see black and white penguins?
    Doctor CMPALEY: Because they are very formal GALOSHES. They dress for all occasions, especially sit-down DVD WRITERS.
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    bumpity bump
     
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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    VERB ENDING IN "ING": thrashing
    PLURAL NOUN: juju beads
    ADJECTIVE: sparkle
    PLURAL NOUN: lips
    SAME PLURAL NOUN: lips
    SAME PLURAL NOUN: lips
    PLURAL NOUN: paws
    NOUN: leash
    NOUN: collar
    PLURAL NOUN: cowboy boots
    NOUN: guitar
    BODY PART: pinkie finger
    ADVERB: sheepishly
    NUMBER: 22 ;>
    PLURAL NOUN: spoons
    BODY PART: knuckle
    ADJECTIVE: bent
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    Lisann22's Close Dancing is Cool....Again

    The waltz, the merengue, swing, and ballroom THRASHING are making a comeback with kids of all JUJU BEADS. A recent study shows a SPARKLE percentage of students in elementary LIPS, middle LIPS, and even high LIPS are dropping their phys ed PAWS in golf, bowling, and LEASH-pong to take up COLLAR dancing. Close dancing, in which partner's hold each other's COWBOY BOOTS and put their GUITAR around each other's PINKIE FINGER, is considered SHEEPISHLY cool these days. Sociologists predict that within the next 22 years, almost all teen SPOONS will once again be dancing cheek to KNUCKLE to the sound of a BENT bend.

    LOL
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    LMAO!
     
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    NOUN tree
    BODY PART liver
    PLURAL NOUN pancakes
    NOUN cheese log
    NOUN worm
    NOUN screwdriver
    ADVERB hopelessly
    ADVERB tomorrow
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    NOUN mouse
    NOUN moose
    PLURAL NOUN crackers
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    Originally Posted By MissCandice

    whoops, didnt quite finsh:
    VERB running
    ADVERB shakily
    NOUN butter
    OCCUPATION (PLURAL) tow truck drivers.
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    MissCandice's Television Pitch For a Book on How to Overcome Shyness

    Are you ready to introduce yorself to a member of the opposite TREE without becoming red in the LIVER? Are you uncomfortable in the presence of PANCAKES? Are you too shy to raise your CHEESE LOG in class when you have to go to the WORM? If you answered "no" to all of the above you are one cool SCREWDRIVER. However, if you answered "yes" to any one of the questions, you are HOPELESSLY shy and TOMORROW in need of the nation's number 42 best-selling book, "Shyness is a State of MOUSE".
    You can order this remarkable book by writing to the address now showing on your TV MOOSE. Send no CRACKERS. We'll RUNNING you later. If you can't wait to say "bye to shy", call our toll-free number and we will rush the book to you SHAKILY at no extra BUTTER. Call now, TOW TRUCK DRIVERS are standing by!

    LMAO! That was a good one. Pancakes always make me uncomfortable.
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

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    Originally Posted By Lisann22

    Careful of the that Cheese Log!

    NOUN: Matterhorn
    NOUN: Big Thunder Mountain
    NOUN: Space Ranger
    PLURAL NOUN: Tea Cups
    PLURAL NOUN: Pirates
    NOUN: Jungle Cruise
    ADJECTIVE: crowded
    BODY PART: fingernail
    BODY PART: eyelash
    ADVERB: darkly
    ADJECTIVE: juicy
    PLURAL NOUN: Doom Buggies
    NOUN: Castle
    VERB: laugh
    VERB: hurl
    NOUN: Churro
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

    Lisann22's Igloo Facts

    An igloo is an Eskimo MATTERHORN or hut, which is made from blocks of hard packed BIG THUNDER MOUNTAIN. A well-built SPACE RANGER not only provides comfort and warmth, but is also capable of withstanding freezing TEA CUPS and howling PIRATES. In bygone years, if Eskimos traveling across a frozen JUNGLE CRUISE ran into a CROWDED snowstorm, one in which they couldn't see their FINGERNAIL in front of their EYELASH, they would come to an abrupt stop and DARKLY construct an igloo. It took them almost a JUICY day to build one. Today, with modern DOOM BUGGIES, an igloo can be completed in less than a CASTLE. And if you have enough food to eat, water to LAUGH and candles to HURL, you can stay put and safe for the rest of your CHURRO.

    LOL!
     
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    Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973

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