Originally Posted By tapdancemom ADJECTIVE - Rancid NOUN - Fish NOUN - Sheriff VERB - Remove A LIQUID - Vodka ANOTHER LIQUID - Varnish ANOTHER LIQUID - Salt Water COLOR - Hot Pink VERB - Slither VERB - Wander NUMBER - 1,000,000 ADJECTIVE - Gigantic ADVERB - Happily BODY PART (PLURAL)- Shins VERB - Quit VERB - Scream
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 tapdancemom's Recipe for Ice Cubes To make RANCID ice cubes, first find a tray with molds shaped like a FISH or a SHERIFF. Then REMOVE once while holding up the tray. Fill the molds with VODKA or even VARNISH, but for the best results always use SALT WATER. It can even be dyed HOT PINK if you wish. SLITHER carefully when placing the tray in the freezer. Allow the cubes to WANDER for at least 1,000,000 minutes until they are completely GIGANTIC. Remove the tray HAPPILY and jiggle with your SHINS until the cubes QUIT. Add to your favorite drink and SCREAM! LMAO! That was a good one! Vodka cubes is cool, but I'll pass on the salt water and varnish ones
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 We are starting a new book of "Adult" Party Girl Mad Libs. We may have did some of these way back.....who knows, I can't remember. PART OF THE BODY ADJECTIVE NOUN VERB ENDING IN "ING" NOUN NOUN ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE NOUN ADJECTIVE PART OF THE BODY NOUN ADJECTIVE VERB LPER ADVERB ADVERB ADJECTIVE
Originally Posted By avromark PART OF THE BODY Epidermis ADJECTIVE geeky NOUN nerd VERB ENDING IN "ING" faxing NOUN Anne Murray CD NOUN Paprika ADJECTIVE skinny ADJECTIVE boney ADJECTIVE smelly NOUN Bottle Opener ADJECTIVE rickety PART OF THE BODY gluts NOUN bottle ADJECTIVE incredible VERB lolliping LPER tapdancemom ADVERB slimy ADVERB gooey ADJECTIVE versatile
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 avromark's His Horrorscope As you take one last look at your EPIDERMIS in the mirror, you spy a copy of a GEEKY women's magazine on your coffee NERD. You decide to read your date's horoscope for today. "Beware, Mercury is in retrograde. You will find yourself FAXING at work, but don't fly off the ANNE MURRAY CD. You could lose your PAPRIKA. You are in the SKINNY mood to take BONEY chances in your SMELLY life, but don't until Venus realigns with BOTTLE OPENER. Due to the RICKETY rash on your GLUTS, your love life is in the BOTTLE for the next three months. An INCREDIBLE person will come into your life and LOLLIPING your world. Resist the urge to call TAPDANCEMOM for help. You're bound to be SLIMY disappointed and GOOEY depressed." Maybe this date wasn't such a VERSATILE idea! ummm...lolliping?
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 NOUN ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE PLURAL NOUN NOUN ADJECTIVE PLURAL NOUN PART OF THE BODY (PLURAL) PLURAL NOUN PLURAL NOUN NOUN NOUN
Originally Posted By Lisann22 NOUN - Baseball ADJECTIVE - huge ADJECTIVE - slippery PLURAL NOUN - footballs NOUN - soccer ball ADJECTIVE - hard PLURAL NOUN - tennis balls PART OF THE BODY (PLURAL) - knuckles PLURAL NOUN - golf balls PLURAL NOUN - hockey pucks NOUN - face mask NOUN - tuxedo
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 Lisann22's The Closet What to wear? If you decide to strap on your favorite lowcut BASEBALL, he might think it's in HUGE taste. Should you decide to slip into your SLIPPERY skirt, remember you don't have a blouse and FOOTBALLS to match. You could wear your little black halter SOCCER BALL but it has a HARD stain on it. Your tight TENNIS BALLS make you look too broad in the KNUCKLES. Your silk blouse reveals too much of your GOLF BALLS and your tea length skirt shows far too little of your HOCKEY PUCKS. Sigh...You finally decide to wear your trusty FACE MASK and hope he doesn't notice you wore it to meet his mother and TUXEDO.
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 CITY CELEBRITY PLURAL NOUN VERB ENDING IN "ING" PLURAL NOUN VERB SAME VERB PART OF THE BODY VERB (PAST TENSE) SAME VERB (PRESENT TENSE) ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE
Originally Posted By Lisann22 <<<Should you decide to slip into your SLIPPERY skirt, remember you don't have a blouse and FOOTBALLS to match>>> LOL! Ok, that sports Mad Lib was dumb. ;>
Originally Posted By markedward CITY - Abileen CELEBRITY - Richard Petty PLURAL NOUN - stevrdores VERB ENDING IN "ING" - bouncing PLURAL NOUN - dwarf planets VERB - hyperventilate SAME VERB - hyperventilate PART OF THE BODY - navel VERB (PAST TENSE) - washed SAME VERB (PRESENT TENSE)- wash ADJECTIVE - stinky ADJECTIVE - swollen
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 markedward's Quiz: Are you a party girl? Are you a party girl? Take this quiz and find out! 1. The best part of living in a town like ABILEEN is: A. Increased chance of running into RICHARD PETTY. B. Great transportation. It's easy to get around on subways and STEVRDORES. 2. Have you ever stayed up all night BOUNCING with your DWARF PLANETS even though you promised yourself you were going to HYPERVENTILATE early that night? A. Um, I never HYPERVENTILATE before midnight. B. I fall asleep as soon as my NAVEL hits the pillow. 3. The last time you WASHED in on a Saturday night was: A. I WASH every Saturday! B. In the womb. Want STINKY proof? Ask mom, she'll tell you I've been SWOLLEN since birth. Answer: If you choose B for all of the above, you need to get out more! LMAO, that was a good one.
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 TYPE OF LIQUID VERB ENDING IN "ING" VERB ENDING IN "ING" NOUN ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE ANIMAL ADJECTIVE PLURAL NOUN VERB NOUN NOUN PART OF THE BODY NOUN ADJECTIVE NOUN
Originally Posted By Lisann22 TYPE OF LIQUID - Fingernail polish remover VERB ENDING IN "ING" - scrubbing VERB ENDING IN "ING" - licking NOUN - ironing board ADJECTIVE - flat ADJECTIVE - bulky ANIMAL - tiger ADJECTIVE - slender PLURAL NOUN - bags VERB - jump NOUN - recliner NOUN - hot tub PART OF THE BODY - nose NOUN - sliver ADJECTIVE - huge NOUN - iPod
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 Lisann22's Drinking Guidlines You and your friends all have signature cocktails, even though you'll drink FINGERNAIL POLISH REMOVER if you have to. Here are a few and what they say about a person. Beer: You're one the of guys, especially comfortable SCRUBBING hot dogs at a ball game or LICKING your hand in Texas Hold 'Em. Wine: A culture vulture who likes to describe both IRONING BOARD and wine as FLAT and BULKY. Martini: You're a lounge TIGER who prowls the SLENDER spots for sophisticated BAGS to JUMP. Cosmopolitan: You're just a girly RECLINER who watches too many reruns of "HOT TUB and the City." Margarita: NOSE loose and fancy free, you'll strip down to your SLIVER if encouraged. Water: Healty, HUGE and well-hydrated, you're sure to be popular....as the designated IPOD.
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 ADJECTIVE CELEBRITY (FEMALE) ADJECTIVE PART OF THE BODY ANIMAL FOREIGN COUNTRY COLOR NOUN ADVERB PLURAL NOUN ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE ADHECTIVE PLURAL NOUN NOUN TYPE OF EVENT (PLURAL)
Originally Posted By avromark ADJECTIVE Wonderful CELEBRITY (FEMALE)Cindy Loper ADJECTIVE Ghastly PART OF THE BODY cuboid ANIMAL T-Rex FOREIGN COUNTRY United States of America COLOR Lavender NOUN Royal Tru Orange Pop ADVERB swift PLURAL NOUN photocopiers ADJECTIVE amazing ADJECTIVE splendid ADJECTIVE incredible ADJECTIVE groovy PLURAL NOUN winter tyres NOUN bonnet TYPE OF EVENT (PLURAL) Laughing Place Big Meet
Originally Posted By markedward <You're one the of guys, especially comfortable ... LICKING your hand in Texas Hold 'Em.> LOL I'm not saying a thing.
Originally Posted By TiggerPooh1973 avromark's The Right Part Look We all have that one outfit that makes us feel WONDERFUL amd makes us look like CINDY LOPER on her GHASTLY day. Soft hair: Strangers will want to run their CUBOID through it and pet it like their favorite T-REX. Smoky eyes: Makes you look like you come from UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Full LAVENDER lips: Make every ROYAL TRU ORANGE POP in the place want to kiss you SWIFT. Soft hands: Every man wants to be caressed by the soft PHOTOCOPIERS of an AMAZING woman. Short skirt: Allows for a SPLENDID imagination and very INCREDIBLE thoughts. Shapely legs: Bound to make a GROOVY impression on all the leg WINTER TYRES at the party. Stilettos: Can be used as a BONNET during LAUGHING PLACE BIG MEETS.
